PIRATES(Cole) -152 over Cardinals(Wacha)-------Cardinals have won all 3 games that Wacha has started against the Pirates this year.(Win 8-2.........Cervelli 2-4 HR)

ANGELS(Richards) -1.5 (-130) over A's(Zito)---------Richards was rocked 7 starts ago but he's usually ok...........Zito is another story.(Lose 8-7..........Error by Johnny Giavotella creates 3 unearned runs..........then another Error by the Angels 2nd basemen,  Taylor Featherston,  leads to 3 more unearned runs.   With a 5-3 lead,  Trevor Gott comes in for the Angels to take the Blown Save by giving up a single,  walking in a run,  and giving up another single to give the A's a 7-5 lead.  The Oakland A's scored 7 unearned runs in this game.  Angels made 4 total Errors in the game.   #66 Ryan Dull picked up the W for Oakland and if you wanna know what kind of games lead to mass murders,  study this one.)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Dickey) -133 over Baltimore Orioles(Gausman)-----Dickey has not faced Orioles this year.(Lose 8-1..........Fucking great:  I saw Toronto winning 15-2 and thought I was winning.  No,  that wasn't this game,  the one that I bet on.   Blue Jays bullpen gets annihilated.  Dickey only gave up 2 hits.   Darwin Barney 2-3, HR for us!!!!  That great debunker of God!   Thanks;  we to originate some new Species' on this planet.   Too many humans too dumb to goddamn fucking PAY ME,  dickhead.)

PIRATES(Morton) -142 over Cardinals(Lyons)-----Morton coming off 2 consecutive rockings;  the truth about him is that sometimes he just fucking sucks.  However,  considering the horrendous failure on the Detroit Lions very recently,  Lyons should lose.(Lose 11-1.............oh its Tyler Lyons.  I thought it was Ted Lyons.   Charlie Morton sucks.   Why don't they just start the Pirates bullpen when he's scheduled to pitch----would have saved them 5 runs.  )

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS(Bumgarner) +118 over La Dodgers(Kershaw)---------Giants' offense definitely has the Team Revenge against Kershaw for that CG he threw against them last time.  So kick ass.(Lose 8-0..........Giants allow a 1-hitter to be pitched against them.  What a shitty fucking team...............I'll see AT LEAST an 8.0........(hopefully higher).............
   "becuz I'm go-in.........you think I LEFT   YOU   ALL.....
....but I stay on your azz like  Cho-less-tree-ol..........
.........when I blast.............from solid-azz  AL-CA-TRAZ ..........and if you escape,  you better swim fast..........cuz I'll catch up physically and mentally........
  ...........and the Capitol Punishment's the pen-al-ty...........
    .........sittin there.....
            electric chair................grab ahold.....
                 ............pull da switch yur body twitch........
                    ...........your eyes explode out your skull............
cuz being doe on the flow is an N-O..........niggaz did know that I can go OFF and show off to throw off  the Law........
       ........TURN...........take 10 paces then draw...........what's left is a motherfucker dead in the alley.........Ice-Cube is da shit on the Grand Finale")

CLEVELAND(Anderson) over Twins(Gibson) parlayed with MIAMI(Conley) over Tampa Bay(Moore) parlayed with SAN DIEGO(Ross) over Milwaukee(Lopez) +595------Gibson just got rocked by the Indians while Anderson did good......Anderson's been doing well recently and..........it would be hard to believe if Tyson Ross didn't do well after Tyler Collins had 3RBI and an HR yesterday while Ty Montgomery had a TD against me and Tyrann Mathieu had 2INTs before that while Tyrod Taylor led the Bills to a 41-14 win in Miami.(Lose 4-2 and 4-3.............yeah,  Ross was -170:   Padres SUCK they should never be -170.   Stupid bet there.    So now Matt Moore does good!   That almost never happens.   Justin Bour 0-4..........Ichiro 0-4.  Conley did well enough to win but Marlins SUCK;  fuck those losers.)

Kansas City Chiefs vs Green Bay Packers UNDER 48.5(Lose 38-28............could have won with a 38-7 score............but why---WHY---do the Chiefs have to go and score 3 TDs in the 2nd half?  Didn't they know the game was over,  effectively,  because they were behind by 3 scores?  I question the Packers' defense in letting up;  they might not be very good.)

KANSAS CITY +12 over Green Bay teased with UNDER 54.5-----Smith only had 25 PAs last game even though the total went way Over.  I like the KC defense because they have Ron Parker;  with Jarrett Parker having hit 3HR in a game 2 days ago with 7RBI.  Hopefully,  some FGs instead of TDs.(Lose by 11.5..........I guess I liked the Chiefs last year...........and wanted to give them another chance.  But no,  no more.   The Kansas City Chiefs SUCK and won't win more than 2 more games all season.   First of all,  this game was NFL fraud:  You cannot let a QB----even a star like Rodgers----call a fucking penalty on the opposing team.  That's what he did!   The Packers throw incomplete on 3rd down and Rodgers gets in the Ref's face and tells him to call a penalty on the Chiefs for too many men on the field.  NO!  You can't throw the challenge flag and call for a video review of a play JUST TO GET A PENALTY CALLED ON THE PLAY WHICH WASN'T CALLED.   It's so fucking illegal what he did.  You can't just say, "Oh,  I missed the 1st down..........but I think a penalty should have been called on them."  AND THEN THE REFS CALLED THE FUCKING PENALTY!!!   Millions of people saw that and nobody's suing the fucking NFL????????   You've gotta be kidding.   NFL in big trouble already for letting Brady annul his own suspension and cost me money.  Now its letting Rodgers call penalties on the team I'm betting on.  I can't believe a "National" sports organization has sunk this low.  Its worse than MLB letting McGwire and Bonds use steroids.   There are no enforceable rules anymore;  only the will of stars.)

DETROIT LIONS +3(-105) over Denver Broncos(Lose 24-12)
DETROIT LIONS +135 over Denver Broncos------Matthew Stafford........at home as Lions QB.  Sam Bradford somehow won on the road today throwing 50% for what were the NOBODY,  0-2 Eagles.  Brad-FORD,  see?   Who were the Eagles,  at 0-2,  to go on the road and beat a 2-0 team???  I have no fucking clue how that happened but they had Ryan Mathews getting 128yds with a TD.  Oh,  did Matt Ryan also win 39-28 on the road today?  YES.  (Maybe its some kind of advantage to be on the road today..........but I don't understand that).   Lions are home-off-two-road-losses,  they haven't played a home game yet.   And as we type,  Tyrann MATHIEU has 2 interceptions already in the first half on his game so,  as the more I think about this I can't see how the Broncos can win this game,  we are releasing this,  The BCLI Sunday Night Game of the Year.(Lose 24-12..........You cannot COMPREHEND how fucking FUCKED UP this game was.........PENALTY on Detroit........and they get to kick the FG again and make it the 2nd time.  Despicable.  Stafford called for a fumble even though his arm was clearly moving forward when the ball came out......so an incomplete pass was called a fumble by NFL idiots........Spectacularly and viciously bad pass defense by Detroit........balls going thru their hands.........freakishly incompetent shit like that.......yet for all that,  Lions still should have won,  driving with 3 minutes left down 17-12........They were at home,  at 0-2,  they SHOULD NOT have had the bad luck of freakishly tipped pass and interception by David Bruton.  No,  that's-----MUST be----can ONLY be the fault of a failed,  bankrupt city with absolutely nothing of value in it.   And now the team is being sold to Las Vegas:  Detroit lost this NFL franchise by being a FAILED, SHITTY city.   These are the Las Vegas Lions now and the team must relocate immediately to avert disaster.)

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS +14 over New England Patriots(Lose 51-17)
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS +750 over New England Patriots-----How many TD did Vad Lee have for James Madison yesterday?  Well,  a lot----Jaguars have Marquise Lee.   Adoree Jackson, a TD for USC in their blowout..........Don Jackson 2TD's for Nevada in their win.......Look,  Brady shouldn't even be playing in these games;  he's suspended.   If he tries to play,  with our money in the game,  it won't be pretty.   The guy destroyed his cellphone,  should have replayed the Colts Patriots game but,  because they didn't,  and because the Super Bowl got good ratings with Brady in it,  BRADY DOESN'T HAVE TO SERVE HIS SUSPENSION!!!??????   That's so fucking illegal----I'm surprised Brady's been allowed to win 2 games so far.(Lose 51-17...........the NFL is fucking sick.  Brady should not be in these games and if the Jaguars----the sorry,  pathetic Jaguars----won't make Brady pay,  someone else will.  Bortles 51%.........pshhhh.  What a joke.   Blount 3TD.   I can't believe the NFL let this happen.)

NEW YORK JETS -3(-115) over Philadelphia Eagles------Eric Decker OUT.  Chris Ivory OUT.  Wow,  who's gonna play?   Ohhhhh..........Look at Shaquille Powell 3 TD, 88yds for Duke yesterday in a shocking upset over Georgia Tech.   Patrick Towles #14 throws 81% and beats the ranked team,  Missouri,  21-13.   Well,  I haven't been winning my home games lately(thanks Wake Forest).........but at least DeMarco Murray is listed OUT for the Eagles.(Lose 24-17.........Bradford throws 50% and wins?   Jets allow more points in the 1st half on this game than they've allowed all season.   Jets were a 2-0 team...........playing at home..........and they lose to an 0-2 team.   WTF?  Bilal Powell averages only 3.1 yards per rush.   Jets -3TO.   I thought the Jets always won the turnover ratio by 4.   What the hell happened in this stadium?   Jets were my odds on favorite to make the Super Bowl............now here they are losing at home to an 0-2 team!)

WAKE FOREST DEMON DEACONS +3.5 over Indiana Hoosiers(Lose 31-24)
WAKE FOREST DEMON DEACONS +155 over Indiana Hoosiers------Indiana has put up some points,  it looks like and Wake Forest...................hasn't.  Well, what the hell----you saw what happened to Indiana's NFL entry on Monday.  INDIANA HASN'T PLAYED A ROAD GAME yet.  And Wake Forest has played 2 road games already.  Wake Forest at home........maybe they come up better than they've looked.   In Wake's loss to Syracuse they were -3 TO.   That was with Wolford at QB.   They've also got Hinton............wo!  Wake Forest was -3 TO in their win at Army.  Hmmm.  Just have to win the turnover ratio, or at least not lose it.(Lose 31-24............God,  home teams SUCK for me.   I didn't know about Hinton.  This guy is listed at 6 feet tall but he's probably about 5'10 and 1/2.   The football is almost half as big as he is.  41% on 46 passing attempts:  Wake Forest has no offense if it can't rush well.   Can't believe he came back to get a TD after the pic-6.)

VIRGINIA +2.5 over Boise State(Lose 56-14)
VIRGINIA +105 over Boise State-----Well,  let's see..........Matt Wieters went 2-4 with a game-winning HR last night for the Orioles;  Matt Carpenter hit 2HR the day before that.......and Virginia's QB is Matt Johns.(Lose 56-14............Matt Johns 48% 3INTs.............Boise State was +5TO.........UCLA's gotta be overrated as they almost lost to BYU(devalued after Michigan game) and they played Virginia---not beating them as bad as Boise State did in this game.   AND HOW THE HELL DID VIRGINIA ALMOST BEAT NOTRE DAME???  Virginia sucks.)

NEW YORK JETS +7(-120) over Indianapolis Colts(Win 20-7)
NEW YORK JETS +250 over Indianapolis Colts(Win 20-7)
JETS +12.5 over Colts teased with Jets vs Colts UNDER 52---------Many teams did bounce back this week,  altho the Lions,  Bears, Eagles,  Giants and Seahawks failed to bounce back.  Yes,  the Colts were embarrassed on the road at Buffalo last week(and also,  while playing with severely deflated footballs,  were destroyed by the Patriots in that last playoff game) and,  according to 'NFL Theory',  one could expect a better performance from the Colts in this game.   Likewise,  the Jets were +4TO at home against the Browns to secure a 31-10 win and...........that kind of luck doesn't last, right?   But still,  I'd like to give the Jets defense a chance against Luck who...........sometimes has good games, sometimes not.  If the Jets defense succeeds,  I'd expect an Under because I'm pretty sure the Jets would like to run the ball in this game,  keep it on the ground.    Green Bay did win(tho not convincingly) last night,  so Jets have the color advantage.  Huh,  Colts have the home-off-road-loss and I still don't like 'em.(Win by 25.5 and 25..........Jets +4TO...........71 total PA's)

GREEN BAY PACKERS -3.5 over Seattle Seahawks------This is home revenge for a playoff game in January where Seattle beat Green Bay.(Win 27-17)

GREEN BAY PACKERS +2.5 over Seattle Seahawks teased with Green Bay vs Seattle OVER 44-------Being in Sports Illustrated doesn't always help you,  but I read the article about Rodgers and he seemed impressive;  he read "Earthing";  he's smart and effective and all that,  working out and stuff.  (Certainly Tyler Rogers, QB for New Mexico State isn't feeling great after what happened to his team last night)   Seattle was +2 TO in their loss at Stl last week so.................that suggests weakness.  Wilson had 41 passing attempts in that game---in which 65 points were scored:  suggests Over.  Rodgers only had 23 PAs against the Bears but there were 54 points scored in that game. (1 PA for Rodgers,  I'm comfortable speculating,  could be worth more points than for other QBs).   As Green Bay has James Starks and James Jones,  I see the James Mintner church shooting today in Selma, Alabama as more of a potential positive for GB than a potential negative(altho it could be that).  ALABAMA JUST LOST AT HOME fer chrissakes!   "So if I make the wrong move its all down the drain............we use to do it all for 2 pounds o' cain.....next move then ya hit a few pounds o' cain....u only took da O-ver if u was down ta Bang..........you would think once I hit 30..........a grown-man gotta stop doing kids dir-tay............."(Push........got this wrong;  could easily have taken the Under 56 and won easily.  The Packers don't really throw that much....unless they have to.  Its not like Brady,  who's throwing all those short passes.  And Wilson is a horrible passer.  GB was +1TO,  had 33 PA's)

NOTRE DAME +125 over Georgia Tech------No,  I don't think ND should be an underdog at home.   Yes,  they were lucky to win last game,  but that was in Virginia.   Zaire wouldn't have gotten hurt if Kizer wasn't gonna be better.   GT lost to North Carolina and Duke last year.........they're not all that.(Win 30-22..........CJ Prosise 198yds, 3TD..........Kizer 70%...........Will Fuller 134yds TD.........ND was -1TO and +120 yards)

DUKE BLUE DEVILS -4(-115) over Northwestern Wildcats-----NW was +2TO and at home when they beat Stanford.  This game is at Duke.(Lose 19-10.........Clayton Thorson 39% and they win.  Guess Northwestern has the best defense)

AIR FORCE FALCONS +25 over Michigan State Spartans-----MSU is technically just another 0-2 ATS team.  Troy Calhoun at HC for Air Force.   Fuck Milan,  dude,  seriously I'm going with ROMine.(Win 35-21.........Ummmm,  MSU was +3TO and they still don't cover.   Karson Roberts was QB for Air Force.   Air Force was also penalized by 75 more yards than MSU.)

WYOMING +24.5 over Washington State------It's hard to decide what's more fascinating:  Wyoming being favored by 13 and 18 points in its first two games(and losing them both).  Or Washington State being favored by 31 points and losing THAT game to Portland State.   I trust Craig Bohl has kicked his point-shavers off his team and that Wyoming can dispel its association with America's most evil political sociopath Dick Cheney now that he's not all over the media promoting his book.  Just make this easy-cover,  you've still got Maulhardt,  right?(Win 31-14..........Luke Falk 82%........Coffman 69%)

BOSTON COLLEGE EAGLES +9 over Florida State Seminoles(Lose 14-0)
BOSTON COLLEGE EAGLES +305 over Florida State Seminoles----Troy Flutie vs Eve Golston?  That's a very,  very,  VERY easy choice for me to make today.  Oh, its a home revenge for Boston College this Jesuit,  Catholic institution............I'm going Jesuit Catholic in this one,  tho FSU does have Jesus Wilson.  BC has Steve Addazio at Head Coach.  FSU has Jimbo Fisher.  Yeah,  ok,  I'm feeling this win.(Lose 14-0.........Thought it was TROY FLUTIE!   Darius Wade plays QB for Boston College and throws a miserable 33.3% to waste an excellent effort by BC's defense.  It's 7-0 for most of this game..............all BC needs is a little luck on offense----they're not scoring,  but they could,  if they had any talent.   Then,  a fumble-REC-TD by Jalen Ramsey..........and the cover is blown---why did that happen?  This is a fucking HOME game for BC.  Why the bad luck?  Pathetic waste.   Pathetic waste of money.  Boston College wasted my fucking money.)

TEXAS RANGERS(Gallardo) -120 over Seattle Mariners(Paxton)-----Rangers on a 2-game rampage and 5-game winning streak.  I'll jump on.(Lose 3-1...........8 runs last night and 14 runs before that?  And these fucking pussies can't beat James Paxton????   What a sick disgrace.  SERIOUSLY,  the Rangers destroyed Dallas Keuchel 2 days ago.  Dallas Keuchel----one of the best SP's in the game this year.   And these losers can't get more than 1 fucking run off Paxton and the Mariners' bullpen.)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Bettis) -125 over San Diego Padres(Kennedy)------Kennedy's 1-2 vs Colorado this season;  he does have the Pitcher Revenge,  as one of his losses to Col was recent.  Additionally,  Chris Iannetta went 2-5 w/HR to ruin BCLI's day yesterday............and the day before that,  Ian Krol got the W for Tigers as Ian Kinsler got the GWRBI.   Even considering all of that,  it was Denver,  the Broncos,   a Colorado team,  who had allllllllllllll the luck in the world last night...........and I.......sincerely believe----and demand----that that luck stay with Colorado for this game.(Win 7-4)

YANKEES(Tanaka) -105 over Mets(Matz)-----------yea fuck the Mets.   they got their polack duda back, but fuck 'em,  they suck.   Yankees need games to beat Blue Jays.   And they've got Chase Headley.(Lose 5-1................Forgot:  Yankees have to LOSE this pennant race because they SUCK!!!!   Fucking Chase Headley 6 LOB.   What a sorry team.   HgH a-rod............loser,  cheater,  pharmacide.)

LOS ANGELES ANGELS(Heaney) -113 over Minnesota Twins(Pelfrey)------Heaney started out really good............had some bad starts later on..........but still looks pretty reliable.   Pelfrey,  of course,  is a joke----guy is so fucking hittable.(PPD)

Arizona(De La Rosa) vs San Francisco(Bumgarner) UNDER 6.5(-105)-----Oh,  was that a freak fumble-REC-TD by Bradley Roby last night with mere seconds to go in the 4th quarter to break BCLI's teaser????  Well then Rubby should be at his best today.  No,  he's not that.....but sometimes can pitch 7 or 8innings.   Bumgarner has faced Arizona 4 times this year and dominated----but then,  Arizona never scores any goddamned runs when I bet on their games.  So there's really no doubt AZ will score zero in this game.   But I think De La Rosa should be better than usual.........so the game should go Under.(Win 2-0.............genuine fence-catch by AJ Pollock.)

TWINS(Milone) -125 over Angels(Santiago)(Lose 11-8)
TWINS(Milone) -1.5(+160) over Angels(Santiago)------Santiago hasn't faced the Twins this year;  nor has Milone faced the Angels.  Tommy Pham 2HR and 3-4 for Cardinals last night----Milone fucked up last time but he will definitely kick ass today.(Lose 11-8..........Its not just that,  its that Tommy La Stella went 2-4 earlier on this day---Tommy Pham went 3-5 again today.............and SORRY FUCKING LOSER TOMMY MILONE CAN'T FINISH THE 2ND FUCKING INNING WITHOUT GIVING UP 5 RUNS in this goddamn game.  What the fuck,  are u insane?  Twins have a 5-0 lead after the 1st inning....and Milone blows it immediately.  Yet the Twins STILL could have won.........if their bullpen hadn't given up 3 (AJ Achter,  Toledo) 4(Ryan O'fucking'Rourke,  Worchester, Mass) 5(JR Graham,  Livermore, CA) 6(Neal Cotts,  Lebanon, Illinois) more runs.  six more goddamn runs after Milone gets destroyed!)

NATIONALS(Roark) -170 over Marlins(Cosart)------Look:  THE METS FUCKING SUCK.  Go Nationals!(Lose 6-4..........Un-fucking-believable:  Washington Nationals dare to fucking lose for me at -170.   Disgusting.  Neither the Nationals nor the Mets deserve to win this division.  They both suck.  )

CHIEFS +3 over Broncos teased with LOUISVILLE CARDINALS +12 over Clemson Tigers-----I consider Kansas City a team in a state of improvement,  they were +2TO in their win at Houston last week.   They are at home here.   Denver won last week at home but Peyton Manning is old and feeble.   I'm predicting a decline for this team.   Louisville suffered a -3TO loss at home last game to coach Tom Herman's team,  Houston.   Louisville's luck should be a lot better against Dabo Swinney.(Lose 31-24.........its 24-17 with 2:27 left in the game.   KANSAS CITY,  CLOSE THE FUCKING GAME YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE!  Just don't allow a TD.  That's all you have to do.  At that late point in the game,  KC had only lost the Turnover Ratio by 3 TO's.  They could consider themselves fortunate..........that they had an easy chance to win the game,  doing a simple thing on defense that any NFL defense should be able to fucking do.   Denver sucks.  They are a horrible team.  But Kansas City proves it is in fact a WORSE team..........by giving another TD and another TO.  Oh, well,  its not quite as bad as their collapse vs the Colts in the playoffs,  is it?  I mean,  it IS horrible,  the worst collapse in NFL history..........other than their collapse against the Colts.  What a disgrace.  What a incomprehensible failure.   I guess Smith only threw 2 interceptions; and Charles had 2 fmbls while De Anthony Thomas had the other fumble.   But how many balls hit KC defenders in the hands and were turned from interceptions into incompletes by being DROPPED?  At least 2?  This is really bad football by both teams,  which I consider to be 2 of the worst team in the NFL............and I'd be shocked if either one won another game all season.   -4 TO for Chiefs on the fucking ratio.  So we'll have 4 more earthquakes above 8.0............4 more hurricanes that hit land legitimately.)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Ray) -127 over San Diego Padres(Cashner)(Lose 4-3)
ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Ray) -1.5(+160) over San Diego Padres(Cashner)----With all the police-abuse stories coming out of Texas----and the latest Texan atrocity being the student arrested as a suspected terrorist for building a clock,  I'd certainly see it as a liability for Cashner to be from Texas today.   Cashner is 1-2 against Arizona this year.   Ray,  however,  has lost twice to San Diego this year,  giving him the double Pitcher Revenge.   Prior to last week's start----in which Arizona was leading 10-0 after the 2nd inning with Ray pitching-----the Diamondbacks scored an average of 2.61 runs in the games that Ray started.   (That may make Ray one of the least-supported starting pitchers in baseball this year,  I would think.)   Arizona has scored an average of 4.49 Runs per game in all of their games combined.   We'll go out on a limb and say that a new trend of Ray getting run support MAY emerge with its beginning in his start 5 days ago.(Lose 4-3............Arizona sucks and is the worst fucking state.   And they won't catch their snipers LIKE A FUCKING DUCK IN A NOOSE........No,  they'll strike again and again,  because its just more shit-run-support for Ray.  Oh,  he has a problem as a pitcher:  It takes him 101 pitches to go a sorry 4 and 2/3 innings.  And Chip Hale,  or whatever the fucking manager of this team's name is,  he COULD have taken Ray out of the game before he faced Matt Kemp to give up the game-losing home run.   He could have taken him out because HE'D THROWN 101 FUCKING PITCHES.  but no,  I guess they liked his chances as a lhp against the right-handed power hitter like Kemp.  Because his 102nd pitch was his last.   Is Cashner so hard to hit?   I don't think so.  Cashner lasted 7inn in this game,  and he hadn't lasted that long in his previous 10 starts................so this is just more fucking bullshit.)

CHICAGO CUBS(Arrieta) -144 over Pittsburgh Pirates(Burnett)------Yeah;  Arrieta's just so successful this year.(Win 3-2...........Kris Bryant 3-6...........nice bunt by Castro.   But I expected to win this game by more runs.)

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Wright) -120 over Boston Red Sox(Owens)----With Steven Strasburg's 8inn 1-hitter last night and Nolan Arenado's GWHR,  I'm willing to risk betting Wright here as Baltimore has Steve Pearce and Nolan Reimold.(Lose 10-1..........I almost did bet the Over to protect this bet.   But it moves from 8.5 to fucking 9 and I said whatthefuck.   Wright,  clearly,   sucks.  But I thought the Orioles had some decent rhbs that might hit.   Pearce 0-4.........Hardy 0-2..........Nah,  they suck.  Baltimore sucks.  Baltimore's a shitty,  horrible little city..........Dustin Pedroia 2HR.........Deven Marrero 3-4--who's that?............David Ortiz 2-4,  HR.)

NEW YORK METS(Colon) -1.5 (-105) over Miami Marlins(Conley)---------Marlins won yesterday as a huge underdog,  shelling Degrom.   If you wanna go with the Mets,  we'll go with the Mets to bounce back here with the starting pitcher advantage.(Lose 6-0............yea,  I fucking drew 'METAL HEALTH' off my iPod.  That's supposed to be METS,  motherfucker!   Stupid fucking bet.   This is why I don't bet Colon:  His stuff is so fucking weak----can't believe he gets away with walking so few people.   Conley only has had about 7 starts,  but he's never done CLOSE to as good as he did in this game against the sorry,  fucking pathetic Mets.   I'd never seen him pitch before.   But he was a machine in this game----he's actually very good.   Wonder how he did so poorly before this.   Colon.........totally pathetic---a joke, really.   Mets will get destroyed if they make the playoffs.  They have no fucking chance.   Fucking losers.)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Jeff Samardzija) -160 over Oakland A's(Brooks)-----Great run-support for James Shields last night..........could help Jeff Samardzija here-----CWS also have J B Shuck.(Lose 17-6...........17, eh?  I guess this is why I don't bet on fucking -160 favorites.   And I really don't understand this shit.   Is Oakland a great team?  They did score 11 in a game twice in August,  14 once in July,  and 12 and 10 in April.   But this is their highest scoring of the season in a game.  Why Aaron Brooks?   Why in support of him?  He certainly didn't pitch well enough to win,  allowing 6 Runs in 6 innings.   Must be that a "BROOK" is like the moving water----like the kind that just swept away 16 of Warren Jeffs' Mormons in Utah.  Yeah Utah had that coming tho,  they beat Michigan twice in 2 years.  I didn't like that.   Hitters have hit .274 off Samardzija this year;  so he's not great,  not too bad.   Samardzija was fucking shelled in this game.   10ER and 3 walks in 3innings.  Then Daniel Webb came in and got 1 out while allowing another 6 runs and 3 walks.)

CLEVELAND INDIANS(Tomlin) +100 over Kansas City Royals(Medlen)-----Indians at home here and while Medlen has that zippy-stuff,  Tomlin has walked only 3 in 41 innings.   Royals are pretty far away up in their division and don't need to win.(Lose 2-0...........Tomlin pitches a CG 4-hitter with no walks............and FUCKING LOSES!!?? What the fuck?  Sick,  pathetic offense by Indians.   What a waste.)

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES -3.5(-105) over Atlanta Falcons-----Eagles dominated in pre-season but.........will their release of Tim Tebow hurt them?   Maybe Falcons have improved from last season's sorriness but............they haven't proved it yet.  But the Jets.........a 31-10,  +4 turnover beatdown on the Browns so devastating it triggered a college shooting in Cleveland, Mississippi........a green team the Jets and,  after that,  I'll play a green team in the N F L.(Lose 26-24..........even TO,  Eagles outgain them by 4 yards.......52 PA for Bradford and 69%...........Demarco Murray totally stoppped........Eagles not good enough.)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Duffey) -1.5(+120) over Detroit Tigers(Lobstein)--------Well,  there's just too much of a chance for Lobstein to get rocked every time he goes out there.(Win 7-1..........Joe Maurer 3-5......Eduardo Escobar 2-4,  HR...........Aaron Hicks 2-5..........Torii Hunter 2-4)

TENNESSEE +2(-105) over Oklahoma-----------Home revenge for Tennessee.(Lose 31-28.........17-3 lead in the 4th quarter BLOWN by Tennessee.   What a choke.  Joshua Dobbs throws a pathetic 41%..........this state still not ready for prime time.)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Milone) +110 over Chicago White Sox(Quintana)-----Good 34-31 win by Houston today on the road as a 13pt underdog..........with Tom Herman at Head Coach..........we'll go with Tommy Milone.(Lose 8-2...........Milone rocked.   3 unearned runs allowed.)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Price) -156 over New York Yankees(Severino)------Severino looks pretty good statistically,  but I think..........the Blue Jays are supposed to win this division...........and the Yankees are the threat to them.(Win 11-5...........Russell Martin 3-5,  2HR..........HR a piece by Donaldson, Smoak and Encarnacion)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Morton) -1.5(+125) over Milwaukee Brewers(Nelson)-----Pirates only 3 games in front of Cubs; they need to keep winning.  Nelson shut the Pirates down on Sept. 1st,  so Pirates have the Team Revenge.   I think Morton also has the Pitcher Revenge against the Brewers.........and........the hi-speed chase in LA last night ended in the Chris' & Pitt's restaurant so.........looks like Pitt is the play.(Win 6-3..........Chris Stewart 3-4)

CLEVELAND INDIANS(Tomlin) -109 over Chicago White Sox(Samardzija)------Indians do have the Team Revenge against Samardzija.   And Samardzija has not been good,  allowing 4 or more ERs in 6 of his last 7 starts.  Tomlin:  3 walks in 35 innings.  A stark pitching advantage for Cleveland here considering starters.(Win 6-4...........Jose Ramirez HR.........Francisco Lindor 3-5, HR..........Roberto Perez 2-3)

PIRATES(Liriano) -125 over Reds(Iglesias)(Win 7-3)
Pirates(Liriano) vs Reds(Iglesias) UNDER 7.5(-105)-----Pirates play in a tough division;  the Cubs are in 3rd place there and they're 22 games over .500.  Cubs could catch up so Pirates need to keep up their win-rate.  Looks like Pirates have the Team Revenge against Iglesias,  who has done well with a lot of Ks.(Lose 7-3............Liriano 2-3........Jung Ho Kang 2-5,  HR)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Rodon) +123 over Cleveland Indians(Carrasco)-----Indians on a 3-1 run but their scoring hasn't been great.(Win 7-4...........Jose Abreu 3-4,  HR.........Rob Brantly HR, 3RBI.........Trayce Thompson 2-3)

BOSTON RED SOX(Porcello) +130 over Toronto Blue Jays(Buehrle)(Win 11-4)
BOSTON RED SOX(Porcello) +115 over Toronto Blue Jays(Buehrle) 1ST 5 INNINGS------Don't wanna go against Toronto too much because........their offense is awesome.  But here we have Porcello, having done very good in 3 of his last 4 starts,  at home.........Boston does have the Team Revenge against Buehrle because he beat them on July 1st.  And Bogaerts,  Bradley and Rutledge do hit lhps well.   Don't trust Red Sox bullpen so I'll take 1st 5 too.(Win 5-2..........Jackie Bradley 4-4, HR.........Travis Shaw 2-5, HR..........Mookie Betts 3-5)

CLEVELAND INDIANS(Anderson) +130 over Detroit Tigers(Verlander)-----Considering that the Indians have Carlos Santana.........(and Domingo Santana went 2-3 for Milwaukee yesterday while Ervin Santana dominated with 11K's for the Twins while Quintana dominated for the White Sox----perhaps we could throw in TANner's hail mary pass for BYU).........we'll give these Indians a shot to get Verlander out early and attack this Tigers' bullpen which is,  of course,  wild.(Win 4-0.........Michael Martinez 3-4)

OAKLAND A's(Nolin) +122 over Seattle Mariners(Iwakuma)-----------Washington State !  What happened?  You're laying 31 and u can't even win........Ok,  A's on a 4-game losing streak........maybe they can beat this team from Washington.(Lose 3-2...........A's out-hit them 9 to 7)

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES(Eickhoff) +180 over Boston Red Sox(Rodriguez)--------Phillies don't win much and are one of the worst teams.  However,  they do have some guys who hit lhps----3 of whom will be starting.  Rodriguez is ok,  but his ERA is still 4.25----far from unbeatable.   But look at Eickhoff;  give him a chance---he's allowed a .211 BA against in this 3 starts.(Lose 6-2.........18LOB for Phillies who outhit them 11-8)

LA ANGELS(Santiago) -128 over Texas Rangers(Lewis)-----After a very good season,  Santiago's last 3 starts have been bad.   But John Santiago had 2TD and 148 yds for North Dakota in a 24-13 win over 18-point favorite Wyoming yesterday.(Win 7-0............Taylor Featherston 3-4...........David Freese 3-4..........Carlos Perez 2-3...........Mike Trout HR)

NOTRE DAME -9.5 over Texas------did texas take down that Jefferson Davis statue?  Hands up , shot in san antonio?  Fuck em;  you can get tazer pointed at you for smoking in your car in Texas ......(Win 38-3..........Malik Zaire 86%...........Josh Adams 2TDs........Will Fuller 142yds, 2TD..........Chris Brown TD)

TEXAS RANGERS(Holland) -103 over La Angels(Weaver)------I don't think I've bet on or against Weaver this year..........looks like its been bad for him........Holland coming off CGSHO vs Baltimore,  a decent offensive team.(Win 2-1)

DETROIT TIGERS(Verlander) +150 over Kansas City Royals(Cueto)------At 30 games over .500,  and in 1st place by 13 games,  it would be fair to say that the Royals don't need to win this game.  Nevertheless,  they are a good team.  Cueto coming off 2 rockings,  Verlander coming off 4 good starts.   And with Cueto having shut the Tigers out last time in a CG,  this IS...the one and only BCLI Team Revenge Game Of The Year.......BCLI  Game of the YEAR.(Win 6-5.........Bruce Rondon gets the Save as Tigers' bullpen holds up.......Ian Kinsler 2-5,  HR)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(De La Rosa) -120 over Colorado Rockies(Kendrick)(Win 5-3)
ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(De La Rosa) -1.5(+130) over Colorado Rockies(Kendrick)----In 26 starts this year,  De La Rosa has suffered 7 bona fide rockings,  but he's had a lot of games where he goes 7 and 8 innings and doesn't allow much.  Kyle Kendrick?  Give me a break;  that guy is combustible.........there's no comparison.  I can't believe Colorado doesn't have someone to replace him.   De La Rosa also has the Pitcher Revenge because it was Colorado who rocked him last meeting.(Win 5-3)

INDIANS(Anderson) +170 over Blue Jays(Estrada)------Toronto's a powerful team on offense,  but this is a good price for a team like the Indians who are on a win-streak.(Lose 5-3)

MARLINS(Nicolino) -105 over Braves(Banuelos)----------Ok............give this team another chance.......I don't know,  you know........if you can't beat the Braves,  who can you beat?(Win 7-1........HR Justin Bour)