MIAMI MARLINS(Cabrera) +147 over New York Mets(Williams)-----Williams just came on to the Mets;  I think he was a relief pitcher for the Cubs.   This is Cabrera's 2nd start and........I think he could be a good pitcher.  Marlins have a 'Jesus' lineup and they are 4-1 running.  Mets on a 2-4 run.(Lose 3-1.........Cabrera looked weak,  although he didn't walk anyone.)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Morton) +175 over La Dodgers(Buehler)------Braves need to get used to beating the Dodgers.  They are 18-7 for August,  which is good.   Walker Buehler is 37-11 lifetime:  that is way too good.  Somebody needs to hit him with a line drive.  His initials, WB,  associate him with Warner Brothers,  the most hated and evil movie manufacturer.........and of course they owe me more than anyone else for Harry Potter.   He's gotta lose.(Lose 3-2...........Atlanta is winning 2-1 until the 7th.  They only got 4 Hits in the game.  Luke Jackson Blows the Save.   Terrible)

TAMPA BAY RAYS(Yarbrough) -149 over Boston Red Sox(Peacock)------Yarbrough has been rocked by the Red Sox 3 times----all three times he's faced them.  So he definitely has the Triple Revenge.  Red Sox:  fading out.  They are 12-15 in August.  Peacock?  Are you kidding me?  The name symbolizes a network,  NBCUniversal,  that owes me money.(Win 8-5............Red Sox out hit Rays 10-5 and lose considerably.  Strange)

DETROIT TIGERS(Skubal) -102 over Oakland A's(Irvin)-----Skubal went to college in Seattle,  so that should be good.  Ah,  I was planning for the Tigers to have a good August and so I pour into that geographic location with the emails.   Taylor won the World Series----in Little League.  bwa.  With Robbie Grossman and Michael Fulmer,  the Tigers have disgraced my name.  I was trying to lead them into the Wild Card;  after starting the month out 7-3,  they collapsed to 12-13.   So there's no wild card for them.  I'll play them here because they have the Team Revenge vs Irvin.(Lose 9-3.........Irvin went 4 7 3 2 2...........then Tigers were shutout by A's bullpen.   They suck though;  Tigers fucking suck,  Screwball really failed for me here.)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Gilbert) +166 over San Diego Padres(Paddack)-----Arizona is a bad team,  but there's some hope today.  Arizona is 11-16 this month while San Diego is 9-15 this month.  Batters hit .277 off Paddack this season and he is 7-6,  far from unbeatable on a 69-62 team.   Gilbert has only 3 starts and the last time he faced the Padres he no-hit them.  That doesn't seem to be factored into this line.(Lose 7-5..........despite getting out hit 13-7,  Arizona could have tied this if it hadn't been for a 2-Run Error by Josh Rojas.  Yes, a "JR" like J K Rowling.   She's robbing me,  bringing terror and death to the world.)

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Means) +142 over Tampa Bay Rays(Wacha)-------Wacha won't walk you but he's easy to hit.  He got rocked by Baltimore on August 8th but Orioles bullpen was too inferior to win the game.  Today,  we have a positive grading on orange,  as Illinois beat Nebraska at home as a 7 point underdog and this should Balt to victory.(Lose 4-3.......What a disgusting loss.  Baltimore is up 3-0 until the 7th;  Means has a good game.  Arozarena hits the GWHR off Cole Sulser,  who went to Dartmouth,  like Ingraham I think.   Everyone's against me.  Everyone's losing for me.  Fuck this goddamn shit.  A pathetic strikeout by Mullins that I saw.  Why don't you just go the fuck home, bitch.  shit fucks)

LA ANGELS(Criswell) +179 over San Diego Padres(Musgrove)-----Angels last game was the worst ever.  But Padres are on a bit of losing streak.   Angels at home,  can't really see them letting me down vs Musgrove.(Lose 5-0............He might as well have no-hit this goddamn band of cherubic losers.  Fuck)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Kikuchi) -161 over Kansas City Royals(Keller)------Well,  it looks like 11 or 12 Marines dead today,  blown up by ISIS-K in Afghanistan.   But look at Keegan Akin winning a game today!  Wow.  The totally sucked and today he went 7 3 1-like.  In fact,  the line opened at Balt +135 and closed at Balt -118.   Bettors got it WAY right.  (Ok, it was against the Angels).  It surprises me and I want a "Ki" in my pitcher's name here.   America has committed many crimes in Afghanistan  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4DLzioGq5M  . Its ass is getting kicked out the door by ISIS-K,  a group you'd think that Trump may have defeated with his use of an unnecessarily genocidal bomb.   But Trump's a liar and a murderer;  that's why he's not president anymore.  (Lose 6-4............Seattle leading 4-0 in the 5th.   Can you FUCKING win the game?  No.   Lose for me at -161???  Goddamnit.  Joe Smith takes the Loss.   Salvador Perez hits an HR)

OAKLAND A's(Kaprielian) +109 over New York Yankees(Taillon)----Yankees are 19-4 in this month of August but they didn't pay me the $9400 I asked for to help them(That's how much Cole makes for 1 pitch this year by my projections).  Kaprielian's pretty good,  though A's are running 2-8.(Lose 7-6............Taillon definitely got rocked,  going 3 4 5 3 4.  Yet that's not enough)

DETROIT TIGERS(Skubal) +108 over Stl Cardinals(Lester)-----Wo!  a fair number for the Tigers.  (I'll still take it).  Yesterday this was +200 for Mize.(Lose 3-2..........Michael Fulmer takes the Loss walking 2.  Isn't that fucking interesting?   Detroit Tigers have 11 Hits in this game to the Cardinals' 5 Hits.   Still a motherfucking loss.)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Gomber) -137 over Chicago Cubs(Davies)-----Cubs got rid of Kris Bryant and Rizzo.........they're on a 3-15 run.  I'll go with Gomber.  Rockies on a 5-2 run.(Lose 5-2..........Horrible performance by Gomber.   Fuck-sick)

HOUSTON ASTROS(McCullers) -1.5(-137) over Kansas City Royals(Minor)----Royals are on a 7-2 run,  with a 4-2 vs Houston.  But Astros have 2 Jakes.(Lose 6-5...........not good enough.  Not at all.)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Flexen) +142 over Oakland A's(Irvin)----Irvin's been rocked twice by Seattle this season and they are extra strong now because of the 2 'Jake's.   Seattle is on a 5-2 run now and Flexen is 10-5.(Win 5-1.........Jarred Kelenic 2-4)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Gonzales) +125 over Oakland A's(Blackburn)-----Blackburn's had 1 start,  Paul Goldschmidt did beat me yesterday but...........look at much better Gonzalez has gotten in such a short time period.  Oakland has won only 3 more games than Mariners.  Glad to have Ty France on my team here after Tyler Naquin hit 2 HRs yesterday.(Win 5-3.........Jake Bauers 2-4)

Chicago White Sox(Lynn) vs Toronto Blue Jays(Manoah) UNDER 8.5-----Both pitchers are hard to hit.  CWS really couldn't hit for me yesterday.  Now they're going against a real pitcher.(Win 2-1)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Toussaint) -162 over Baltimore Orioles(Means)(Win 3-1)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Toussaint) -1.5(-113) over Baltimore Orioles(Means)------Braves are 15-3 in August.  I believe their offense is on the upswing.  Now,  is Means gonna be a problem in this game?  He's been getting worse lately.(Win 3-1...........Will Smith with the Save............Jorge Soler 2-4)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Brault) +201 over Stl Cardinals(Wainwright)-----Pirates do have the Team Revenge against Wainwright who has dominated them twice.  I think this game will be different.  Pirates on 2 game winning streak.  Brault has only 3 starts but he's been ok.   Pirates have Tsutsugo in there now and Jacob Stallings.  If you look at what's been happening with Jacoby Brissett going 8-8 with a TD for the Dolphins yesterday and that Astros game...........that's a name you want.(Lose 3-0..........Jacob Stallings didn't play;  Pirates management is just stupid.  "Jake" was the hottest name in sports at this time.   Wainwright hit a double---what a disgrace.   Perfect pitch to swing at,  Moron takes the backward K.  Moron doesn't run out his ground ball to 2nd.  Tsutsugo doesn't dive playing LF.  Hayes backward K.  Tsutsugo K.   Brault doesn't make it look good,  but he went 4 5 1 2 1,  which is good.)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Lopez) +112 over Tampa Bay Rays(Archer)---------Archer coming back and.......I don't think so.   He's in decline and at 60-81 lifetime,  White Sox should beat him.(Lose 9-0..........Archer only went 2 inn but...............what a sick disgrace this game was)

CINCINNATI REDS(Gutierrez) -131 over Miami Marlins(Alcantara)(Win 3-1..........Tyler Naquin 2 HR)

DETROIT TIGERS(Peralta) +213 over Toronto Blue Jays(Ryu)-----Ryu is 70-41 lifetime(11-6 this year) which is really good.  But Blue Jays have only won 4 more games than Tigers have this year.  And Ryu has given up 10 hits in 2 of his last 5 starts.........I don't think he's "getting better".(Lose 3-0...........no hitting)

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS(Gausman) -105 over Oakland A's(Manaea)-----Manaea has allowed 15 ER in his last 11 innings.  Can't believe he gets this number vs SF.(Win 6-5...........Lamont Wade PHGWHR)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Flexen) -130 over Texas Rangers(Howard)------Flexen's a pretty good starter.(Win 9-8.............Flexen goes 7 4 1 1 5 yet Texas scores 8 runs.  That's chaotic)

BOSTON RED SOX(Pivetta) +108 over New York Yankees(Heaney)--------Regardless of Pivetta,  Heaney has allowed 15 runs in 15 innings since becoming a Yankee.   Have the Yankees ever had a good player with the initials AH?   I just don't think it will work.   Too many Jews in New York.(Lose 5-2..........Pivetta really can't do this,  he goes 1 4 4 3 1.  Heaney goes 7 2 1 2 4.  That's a surprise)

SAN DIEGO PADRES(Strahm) -106 over Colorado Rockies(Marquez)(Lose 7-3..........German Marquez 2-3 as a hitter,  hitting .222)

NEW YORK YANKEES(Montgomery) -118 over Boston Red Sox(Houck)-----Red Sox are 6-8 this month while Yankees are 10-4 this month.  Yankees at home and they should be able to make up some ground in this series.(Win 5-3.......Tyler Wade 2-2)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Gray) +172 over San Francisco Giants(Wood)------Gray is 7-8,  which is a decent record on a 53-65 team.   Colorado is on a 5-4 streak;  they won 4 in a row then lost 4 then won 1.(Lose 5-2...........Tommy La Stella 3-4 against me)

DETROIT TIGERS(Alexander) +105 over Cleveland Indians(Plesac)-----Indians bullpen has fucked me twice.  I don't have any respect for the team.  Tigers at home.(Lose 7-4..........Ernie Clement 2 HR against me)

OAKLAND A's(Irvin) over Texas Rangers(Dunning) parlayed with HOUSTON ASTROS(Greinke) over La Angels(Sandoval) +195(Lose 8-6...........Oakland fucks up at -167.)

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES(Gibson) +120 over La Dodgers(Price)------Gibson has been rocked only once this season......Phillies on an 8-1 run this month.  Phillies are 11 points better vs LHPs on the batting average and have made 11 more Units than Dodgers have on better----in fact,  Dodgers are 10th worst team to bet on this season.(Cancelled,  Brogdon started not Gibson,  so this game was off)

DETROIT TIGERS(Skubal) -115 over Baltimore Orioles(Harvey)-----Tigers have the Team Revenge against Harvey and Skubal has the Pitcher Revenge vs Orioles.   Tigers have been the 4th best team to bet on,  earning 11 Units throughout the year while Baltimore is down 14 Units.   Throwing a .293 average,  has Harvey gotten better?   Well,  on Jul 18,  Jul 24 and Jul 30,  he threw 3 6-inning shutout starts.  So, yeah,  he may be getting better.   But Orioles aren't going anywhere and Tigers must sweep this series.(Win 5-2............Miguel Cabrera 2-4 HR)

CLEVELAND INDIANS(Quantrill) +139 over Oakland A's(Montas)------I trust Quantrill;  he's been getting good as a starter..........Montas isnt' bad but,  I think we can do this.   I ask the Indians to not use Karinchak in this game.  He's a player I hate and won't do well.  In fact,  he'll probably lose the game as he has twice for me before.(Lose 6-3..........Indians get outhit 9-4 but they are winning 2-0 until the 7th.  Nick Sandlin comes in and allows 3 ER without getting anyone out.)

CLEVELAND INDIANS(McKenzie) +129 over Oakland A's(Manaea)----Cleveland on a 3-1 run;  McKenzie is only 1-5,  walking a lot of people.(Lose 4-3..........James Karinchak allows them to tie the game in the 8th...........wasted a good start by McKenzie)

DETROIT TIGERS(Mize) -122 over Baltimore Orioles(Akin)-------Akin's just not qualified to be out there.  He has no wins and Tigers need to turn it up and sweep this series.(Win 9-4...........Robbie Grossman 2-4)

MIAMI MARLINS(Garrett) +208 over San Diego Padres(Stammen)----Stammen's not a starter.  Garrett did beat SD recently.(Lose 6-5............3-0 Marlins after the top of the 1st inning but Garrett can't do well)

REDS over Indians parlayed with MILWAUKEE over Cubs parlayed with WHITE SOX over Twins (+250)------Hentges, Burrows and Mills have been getting shelled.(Lose 9-3..........How could Luis Castillo do this to me?  Reds go down at -181.  Its fucked up)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Cease) -173 over Chicago Cubs(Davies)------Davies was good about not walking people in 2016,  but he's walking more than 1 every 2 innings this year.(Win 9-3.........Eloy Jimenez 2HR............Tim Anderson 3-5 HR)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Ray) -1.5(+110) over Boston Red Sox(Pivetta)----Another Italian for Boston and he's getting rocked.  In fact,  Pivetta hasn't been doing that well.  Ray is 9-5 and getting back to that 2017 form.(Lose 1-0...........Horrible run support for Ray.  How did Pivetta do this?)

LA ANGELS(Barria) +255 over La Dodgers(Urias)----------Urias is ok,  but this price is just nuts.  Urias WAS rocked by the Angels on May 7th.  True,  Angels got out hit 11-7 yesterday.  But they still won.(Lose 5-3.......3-2 Angels winning till the 7th...........Junior Guerra take the L)

DETROIT TIGERS(Alexander) +138 over Cleveland Indians(Morgan)-----Alexander might not be very good,  but Morgan is a 5'10 RHP who is throwing a .283 average.   Tigers should be able to get back on track against him.(Win 2-1)

LA ANGELS(Sandoval) +184 over La Dodgers(Price)(Win 4-3)

LA ANGELS(Sandoval) +1.5(-115) over La Dodgers(Price)------Price was in the Dodger bullpen and now he has come out for 7 starts.   He's throwing a .284 average which.....seems to be worse than his norm.  I don't think he's right for this price.(Win 4-3...........Iglesias and Jack Mayfield 2HR and 4-6)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Ober) +175 over Houston Astros(Greinke)----Greinke was rocked by Giants last time.  Maybe he's tired.   Twins are on a 3-5 run.(Win 5-4.............Josh Donaldson GWRBI.......Juan Minaya with the W)

BOSTON RED SOX(Eovaldi) +123 over Toronto Blue Jays(Manoah)-----Eovaldi was rocked last time;  but Red is definitely the color today with Canada winning Gold in women's soccer.  Risky going against Manoah but I'll try it.(Lose 12-4..........Eovaldi rocked again)

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Lynch) +176 over Chicago White Sox(Keuchel)----Keuchel's just not good enough for this price.(Win 3-2.............Edward Olivares HR,  an interesting player)

DETROIT TIGERS(Mize) +140 over Boston Red Sox(Rodriguez)-----You definitely have the better starting pitcher here and the home field.(Lose 4-1.........Tigers strikeout 18 times, get out-hit 11-5)

LA DODGERS(Scherzer) -1.5(-113) over Houston Astros(Odorizzi)----Odorizzi's been weak;  he's struggling.  Dodgers,  although they are 20 games above .500,  have actually lost 9 Units and are the 7th worst team to bet on in baseball.  So they've been overvalued.   Astros did win yesterday and are the best offense in baseball.  So I'll "try" this.(Win 7-5............Jansen almost blew it,  allowing 2 ER in 1 inning,  but he didn't...........Mookie Betts 2HR)

TEXAS RANGERS(Dunning) -108 over La Angels(Rodriguez)(Win 4-1)

TEXAS RANGERS(Dunning) -1.5(+174) over La Angels(Rodriguez)-----Rodriguez is not a starter.  The fact that he's starting today probably means the Angels are just out of pitchers.  Angels are on a 1-3 run while Rangers are on a 2-14 run.  Now,  if the Angels are gonna put a full effort into winning this game,  why are they not even favored?  You know?   Dunning is at least a legitimate starter.  I just have strong feeling that the Angels are not a good "theme" for today.   Certainly,  betting Angels games can be.........volatile and unpredictable.   You never know what they might do.   I actually think the Angels might be blown out today..........or even killed.(Win 4-1)

CINCINNATI REDS(Gutierrez) +155 over New York Mets(Stroman)-----Stroman is 7-9 but he is 5'7.  He shouldn't be doing this good.  Reds have the Team Revenge against him here.  And since Gutierrez was just rocked by the Mets,  he has the Pitcher Revenge.   So its Double Revenge.(Win 7-1...........Max Shrock 5-5 HR,  from Tacoma)

SEATTLE MARIINERS(Gonzalez) -145 over Texas Rangers(Foltynewicz)-----Gonzalez has the Pitcher Revenge against Texas.  At 2-10,  Foltynewicz has failed.(Lose 4-3..........Seattle winning 3-1 in the 9th,  Swanson comes,  retires nobody,  and just loses the game.........https://sports.yahoo.com/mariners-pitcher-erik-swanson-his-wife-received-death-threats-after-walkoff-loss-064620004.html(Seattle Mariners pitcher Erik Swanson took to social media on Sunday afternoon to ask that fans stop threatening him and his family following their loss to the Texas Rangers.

Swanson, who was pitching in the ninth inning of their second straight walkoff loss at Globe Life Field, said that his wife and his family had been receiving death threats both in their direct messages and in comments on Instagram.)............I don't like losing at -145)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Keller) +125 over Philadelphia Phillies(Gibson)----Gibson is usually good,  but got blasted twice by the Tigers recently.  I know this line sucks,  but I'm on MGM after busting out of Betus.  Pirates have won 2 straight and are at home.   Conditions are right for Keller to do good.(Lose 15-4............Realmuto 5-6)

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Keller) +200 over Toronto Blue Jays(Berrios)-----Benintendi probably won't help today,  but I'll play it anyway.(Lose 5-1)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Gomber) +125 over San Diego Padres(Knehr)------Shitty price but Gomber is good and Tatis is out of there after his arrogant video game advertisements.(Lose 8-1...........Oh man Gomber got rocked 1 4 4 2 3.   Suck.   Gomber sucked)