DIAMONDBACKS(De La Rosa) +100 over Dodgers(Frias)-----De La Rosa has the Pitcher Revenge against the LAD cuz they rocked him last meeting.  Frias throwing a .307 average against.(Lose Howie Kendrick 4-5,  HR.........David Hernandez take the L giving up 3ER in 2/3 of an inning late)

ANGELS(Heaney) -130 over Yankees(Nova)(Win 2-1...........Pujols HR,  Erick Aybar 2-4 HR,  Matt Joyce 2-3)

RED SOX(Rodriguez) +130 over Blue Jays(Estrada)-----Wandy Rodriguez got good run support last night so,  considering the atrocity of weak hitting that Toronto committed for me yesterday,  we'll go here.  Rodriguez does have the Pitcher Revenge vs Blue Jays.........Can't believe Estrada's been as good as he has.(Win 4-3.........Jackie Bradley and Ortiz HRs)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Dickey) -116 over Boston Red Sox(Buchholz)(Lose 3-1.......You know,  with Toronto having scored 420 runs this year against the Red Sox's 314,   I expected more than 1 fucking run.   And,  yes,  Buchholz had done well.............but d'you remember when I bet on him,  early in damnable season?   Yeah,  he FUCKED UP for me.  So fuck that bitch.   Blue Jays:  best offense this year but they can't hit Buchholz.   Fucking shit.)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Hale) +150 over Oakland(Graveman)(Lose 7-1..........Graveman does good again!   If you'd actually see how weak this guy's stuff is............I could hit him.   Rockies couldn't.  Pshhh,  what the fuck is that.  Hale,  ok,  he sucks...........and HAS sucked.  But they keep putting his sorry ass out there.   Thought I'd give him a chance...........can't believe they couldn't hit Graveman.)

ANGELS(Wilson) over Yankees(Sabathia) parlayed with INDIANS(Anderson) over Rays(Karns) +284-----Wilson does have the pitcher revenge against the Yankees.  Sabathia throwing a .306 average:  Angels should win.  Tampa is a HORRIBLE,  horrible offensive team;  they don't know when to fucking swing----not a professional offense.  Karns might do ok but.......Tampa can't hit.(Win 4-1 and 7-1........Yan Gomes 3-5 HR.......Michael Brantley 3-4..........Jason Kipnis 3-4)

TAMPA BAY(Archer) -200 over Boston(Masterson)(Lose 5-3)
TAMPA BAY(Archer) -1.5(+125) over Boston(Masterson)------Wo,  look at Tampa being 8-games over .500.   Masterson----wild and hittable.  And you can get this southern oreo Archer,  having his best season...........at home,  for..........well,  the price is high but Christian Yelich went 4-4 yesterday and Chris Carter had an HR..........and this is Chris Archer.(Lose 5-3.........Archer allows 5ER in this game.   Do you know how many other games have occurred when Archer has allowed 5ER this year?  ONE.   1 other start OUT OF 16 where Archer has allowed 5ER.   And when I bet on him,  he's gonna do that shit????   Fuck you.  Fucking sick..........and at THIS fucking price!   Tampa took 1 walk against this wild man,  Masterson.   Yeah....Souza,  Cabrera,  Longoria all swinging at shit.   Joey Butler swung at a pitch over his fucking head!   Tampa has a horrible offense----I thought maybe they changed,  got better.  No.)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Milone) +132 over Milwaukee Brewers(Fiers)-----I like the fact that the Twins have KurtS uzuki after that head-on-fence incident at the American Air Products gas factory in Saint-Quentin-Fallavier.   Brewers only hitting .219 vs lhps.........don't think Fiers is better than Milone.(Lose 5-3........Blaine Boyer----Atlanta, Georgia----had a SAVE chance that he blew!  And then Casey Fiend gave up 4ER in 0inn.   Milone did good;  Twin bullpen fucked this game.   I'll remember this fucking shit.)

HOUSTON ASTROS(Mchugh) -102 over New York Yankees(Pineda)------While Michael Wacha did win yesterday and Mike Zunino had an HR,   Pineda may be incapable of changing speeds;  he's hittable for those who can hit fastballs(what happened yesterday with Oberholtzer----no,  he's not really a serious pitcher;  he'd just been getting lucky.   Mchugh's a serious pitcher).(Win 3-1)

ASTROS(Oberholtzer) over Yankees(Tanaka) parlayed with ROYALS(Young) over A's(Kazmir) parlayed with PHILLIES(Morgan) over Nationals(Gonzalez) +1120-----I wish I was in Dixie......a-way.......a-way.......I wish I was in Dixie-land.......a-way down south in Dixie.............Far-away far-away far-away down south in Dixie............(Lose 9-6...........Oberholtzer's weak)

BRANDEN GRACE +600 to win US Open--------Did Randal Grichuk hit 2 home runs against me yesterday?  Well then it must be  RAND RACE that can win this as Rand is extractable from famous media names like Dylann Roof,  the South African flag advertiser.(Lose 71.........Check my phone,  see its Grace -5,  Spieth -5.  So I get up.   First SHOT I see in this twosome is Grace driving at THE TRAIN TRACKS!!   Dude,  the fairway's TO THE LEFT!   Where is he going?   Fucking where's he going?   That's the first shot I see he hits it right to the fence: OB.   Great.  That was fun.  I see ONE SHOT and he kills his tournament-----right at the fucking Train Tracks.   Ohhhhhh,  Spieth is real good:  win the Masters and win this one with an inexplicable 3-putt by Johnson.  Over;  no playoff.  The course was REAL cool............but this outcome.........I guess I should have just stayed asleep.)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Ray) +102 over San Diego Padres(Ross)-----I don't usually like to think in terms like,  'The line is wrong',  but.........we know Ross sucks:  he's walked 1 every 2 innings which is,  in this era of baseball when a lot of pitchers are getting better with this sort of thing,  bad.  Ray, on the other hand,  has given up 3 ER in 4 starts this year.   Not only do the Padres not have the home field here,  they are an inferior offense;  Arizona hits more than 20 points higher than San Diego and has taken 20 more walks.   And Arizona's not even favored???   Pshhh.(Lose 8-1.........Fuck this shit)

PHILLIES(Harang) +138 over Cardinals(Lackey)------Is this the right price for a team that has won only 1 game for every 2 losses against a team that has won 2(but hacks) for every 1 loss?  No.   But the Phillies do have Brown and Asche back now and Howard seems to have emerged a bit in the last couple days with some HRs........Utley?  No improvement at .181(in fact,  decline) but batters have only hit .225 off Harang this year and Phillies probably owe their fans a win at home.(Lose 10-1.........score ONE for me............and then u go 31 in you're next 3 games.  Thanks)

PATRICK REED +550 to win US Open-----With Reed you've got TaxSlayer,  Big Bertha and Callaway.  I like that better than TaylorMade with Johnson.(Lose 76, 71.........6-over par 76 on Saturday just as soon as my money's on him.  Thanks,  Pat...........fucking loser)

JB HOLMES +2500 to win US Open------3 strokes off and 36 to play.(Lose 71, 76............Didn't collapse till Sunday with the 76.   Nice try,  Holmes.)

Arizona(De La Rosa) vs San Diego(Shields) UNDER 8.5 parlayed with Rangers(Lewis) vs White Sox(Sale) UNDER 7 (+225)------After 6 straight days of at least 1 team scoring 10 or more runs in a game,  yesterday the highest tally was 9 by the Yankees.   Could the witch have put the bats back in the wardrobe?   (Win 4-2 and 2-1)

HOUSTON ASTROS(Oberholtzer) -105 over Colorado Rockies(Kendrick)---------Although Kendrick can occasionally do well.........this is GOY material here.   Get this:  Chris Tillman started pitching for the Orioles yesterday and won 19-3 aided by an HR from Chris Davis and 2HR from Chris Parmalee.   Also yesterday,  Chris Young not won as starting pitcher for the Royals,  he went 2-3 with 3RBI as a HITTER!  The 12-2 beatdown the Marlins put on the Yankees included Marlin Christian Yelich scoring 3 runs.   While Oberholtzer is a weak-throwing pitcher,  he's been effective over his 4 starts this year...........but more importantly,   he's from Christiana, Delaware and the Astros have Chris Carter.   So this is clearly THE CHRISTONIC Game Of The Year.(Win 8-4............Carlos Correa 3-5, HR,  Jason Castro 2-3,  Chris Carter 2-5 HR,  George Springer 3-5........Wow,  Colorado's first relief pitcher was Christian Friedrich......wasn't expecting that.)

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS(Bumgarner) +124 over Seattle Mariners(Hernandez)-----Hernandez..........rocked in 2 of his last 3 starts..........uhhh,  weaknesses still in Mariners' offense:  Cano at .236..........Did Trump's announcement help Iman Shumpert?  No,  so it shouldn't help Mark Trumbo,  whose average is .158 by the way.   I saw a bum today pissing right towards me when I walked out of the theater into the alley and he asked me for a cigarette after apologizing repeatedly that he 'couldn't hold it' so I'll go with Bumgarner.(Lose 2-0)

SAN DIEGO PADRES(Ross) -111 over Oakland A's(Hahn)-----Oakland didn't win for me in Boston...........they don't tend to win and I don't like them.   Personal Revenge against A's.(Lose 9-1................Tyson Ross sucks:  5 walks, 4ER in 5inn.   He sucks.)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Buehrle) +110 over New York Mets(Syndergaard)-------Well,  let's see.....Toronto has scored 71 more runs than they have allowed,  they're on an 11-0 winning streak.....but they're only 4 games over .500 and only in 3rd place in their division.  Hmmm.   Syndergaard's been rocked in both of his last 2 starts.  (Lose 4-3..............2 outs,  bottom of the 11th,  Blue Jays about to win...........problem is,  the "shift" is on Duda.........everybody's on the right side of the field..........and he pops it to left field,   not a real hit.............but nobody's there,  so I lose.)

WASHINGTON(Gonzalez) +115 over Tampa Bay(Ramirez)----Hmmm.  Ramirez is harder to hit than Gonzalez.   But Nationals are a better offense with a significantly better average,  more runs and more walks.   But I don't know...........about this bet;  not sure why I'm making it.(Lose 6-1....Gonzalez was once good.   Not anymore.  How did he get this bad?)

MIAMI MARLINS(Koehler) +133 over New York Yankees(Tanaka)(Win 2-1..........god what a horrible day.)

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS +335 to win Series over Golden State Warriors--------This series is tied!   Plus three-thirty-five?????   What the ....................was it a fluke when Cleveland beat Golden State IN Golden State without Kyrie Irving?   Was it a "mirage" that Cleveland was ahead of Golden State in Game 3 by something like 17 points?   You know,  if we classify GS as a "bay-area" team.....I would say I thought it was cool when the SF Giants won the WS in 2010........because they hadn't won for a while.   And while technology is ubiquitous,  it does seem that a number of companies........ones that are reaping a disproportionate share of profits FROM technology........seem to be located IN AND AROUND THE "BAY AREA".   What does that mean?  Well,  maybe nothing when it comes to sports.   But........as regards to "Silicon Valley"..........are richer fans.......do they tend to be MORE effective in helping their local teams win?   Or.........could it be that fans who are more "tech-savy"-----or just smarter-------could have a........more promotional effect on sports teams in their vicinity?    You may think me too speculative but that Giants-Tigers World Series was over WAY too fast;   and the Giants had no business winning it based on comparative team merit.    Last year,   the Giants were a better team than the Royals in the regular season.........but I bet on the Royals.........and the Giants,  yet again,  won a World Series.     Now,  this year,  the Warriors did dominate the regular season.....................but why?   Cuz they're that GOOD or that lucky to be playing in a Corporate-Tech brain-magnet location housing extremely rich companies which,  due to the 'multi-national' rule,  can pay their taxes in the country with the lowest tax-rate?   True,  the SF 49ers didn't win the Super Bowl,   the Raiders suck and the A's have sucked this year.   However..................there's a lot of things that can happen in a series that you know is gonna last 2 more games.    GS could win Game 5 with Curry breaking his hand and still be in a challenging predicament trying to close the series.  (Lose 4-2..........Well,  As You Like It:  complete lack of ball-skills by Cleveland in Game 6.............11 steals by Golden State and 16 TO's by Cleveland in Game 6............I don't know,  Cleveland's winning this series 2-1,  then they're losing 3 straight games.....I guess if Andre I GOD ALA is the MVP of this series,  the true name of god must be Allah.)

Brewers(Jungmann) vs Nationals(Scherzer) UNDER 7.5(-125)-----Jungmann!  What a name.....UTexas......he has 1 successsful start and Brewers...........almost the worst average at .235 for an offense but their walks are very low.   Like,  an average team like the Reds has 197 walks----Brewers have only 143 walks.  Real Bad.   It is a day game,  but I'll try these pitchers.(Win 4-0........Wow,  16 K's for Scherzer who had a perfect game past the 6th inning.  Jungmann allowed 2ER in 5inn)

TEXAS RANGERS(Martinez) -115 over Minnesota Twins(Hughes)(Lose 4-3)
TEXAS RANGERS(Martinez) -1.5(+170) over Minnesota Twins(Hughes)-------Rangers have scored 11 and 6 in their last 2 games and.............maybe they can hit for us here,  coming up from a recent lull in their offense.   They have almost 50 more walks than the Twins and while Martinez............usually doesn't get rocked,  Hughes let's people hit him pretty well.(Lose 4-3.........uhhh,  is this the 2nd time the Rangers have failed for me on Martinez?  No GIDPs for Rangers and they only get 3 off Hughes............GWRBI Eddie Rosario)

SWEDEN +550 over Usa(Lose 0-0)
SWEDEN +1(+110) over Usa(Win 0-0)

TEXAS RANGERS(Rodriguez) over Minnesota Twins(Milone) parlayed with DETROIT TIGERS(Price) over Cleveland Indians(Salazar) +230-------Tigers do have the Team Revenge against Salazar.(Win 6-2 and 4-0............CGSHO for Price with zero walks.........Elvis Andrus 2-4,  HR)

LIGHTNING +145 over Blackhawks(Lose 2-1..........Fuck;  this series looked pretty even so i figured to try that +145)

LA ANGELS(Wilson) +105 over New York Yankees(Sabathia)-------Angels playing to avoid getting swept.  Angels are not particularly good vs lhps and Wilson has had some starts that have been inadequate.  But overall Wilson has been much harder to hit than Sabathia and with Josh Wilson going 4-5 yesterday for the Tigers,  there's no reason not to bet Wilson today.(Lose 6-2.........AND with a movie out about Brian Wilson in theaters..........Wilson has to get rocked.   Very unfortunate.)

OAKLAND A's(Kazmir) +102 over Boston Red Sox(Miley)------A's have the Team Revenge against Miley who,  all things considered,  is not as good a pitcher as Kazmir.   Both teams have similarly poor records and both have some guys who are very poor---and ok----vs lhp's.   On April 29th,  when 'The Casual Vacancy' came out on HBO with Abigail Lawrie playing Krystal Weedon,  one of the main characters,  Brett Lawrie was hitting .225.  He's now up to .281.   Lawrie made that character look a lot better than I had envisioned her when I read the book.   So I think the A's have a lot more upside here than the Red Sox,  especially if Kazmir's arm stays healthy.(Lose 4-2...........Kazmir's not really that good, is he?  Guess I just wanted to play Lawrie.  Congrats on breaking his bat but............isn't it safer to work together with us.......http://www.ibabuzz.com/athletics/2015/06/06/woman-hit-by-a-fragment-of-lawries-bat-expected-to-survive/
(The woman struck by part of the shattered bat of A’s third baseman Brett Lawrie in the second inning of Friday’s game against the Red Sox in Fenway Park was listed in serious but stable condition midday Saturday.   ...........Friday night the woman’s condition was called life-threatening, but by Saturday, Boston police spokeswoman Officer Rachel McGuire said “she is expected to survive.’’)....)

PIRATES(Morton) -124 over Braves(Perez)----Perez MIGHT be good..........his stats in his 1st 2 starts are good.  But...........he's a 6 foot tall rhp.......hmmm.   Kind of rare for a rhp to be good and also that short.   Pirates have really come back,  on a 11-2 run right now.   Atlanta's not winning at that rate lately,  but they did score very well against Arizona recently.   With the Charlie Manson revival just coming on from David Duchovny and NBC on the 'Aquarius' show,  I'll go with Charlie Morton;  I'll go with NBC here.(Win 10-8.........Charlie's unstoppable!  NBC puts him and his prosecutor dies.   Guess he's not guilty;  his "family" did the crimes,  not him)

DETROIT TIGERS(Ryan) +135 over Chicago White Sox(Quintana)-----Tigers on a 2-9 run and..........they still have a pretty good offense,  especially at this price.   Ryan,  inexperienced but Quintana,  highly beatable.   So we'll go WITH the train-crash hit on Chicago today and against the White Sox.(Lose 4-3)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Ray) +128 over New York Mets(Harvey)-------Matt Harvey,  from New London, Connecticut, eh?,  got rocked by Pirates 2 starts ago altho he's walking only 1 every 6inn.   Robbie Ray,  only 1 start,  but I'm gonna look at Billy Butler's 2-4 today and Brad Boxberger getting the W for the Rays last night and go with the 'BB' there,  see it?  Arizona is,  actually,  the better offense hitting .266 against the Mets' .239...........and Az has scored 46 more runs than the Mets.(Lose 6-2........I guess I'd never seen Ray pitch before;  he was throwing 95-96-97 mph.   I had thought he was just a weak lhp throwing junk.  Ray left after 5inn with a 1-0 lead............and then Dominic Leone from fucking NORWICH, CONNECTICUT...........comes in with 1 inning of work to get the BS and L giving up 4H and 3ER.   But why do the Diamondbacks even have him?   Let's look at Leone:  April 30th:  goes 1.1inn in relief to give 1ER and take the Loss.
                 May 5th:  in 0 innings he give 1ER and take the Loss
                 May 31st:  take the Loss in 1inning of work and gives 3ER
                 That's a lot of consecutive losses to take as a relief pitcher.
                 Then on June 1st he goes 2inn and give no ER.  No decision.
Well,  now he's on Arizona and he's picked up another L in the relief.   I'd say he's definitely a loser.  The 2 runs that Arizona scored were..........totally inadequate considering they hit .266 but......Leone)

TEXAS RANGERS(Gallardo) -1.5(+175) over Chicago White Sox(Rodon)------Fielder is hitting .291 vs lhps and,  besides Choo and Smolinski,  the Rangers are pretty good vs lhps.   Gallardo has pitched a lot of innings and is reliable..........Rodon is walking more than 1 every 2innings.   I'll go for an offensive mauling by the Rangers.(Lose 2-1..........Disgusting I'm fucking disgusted..........Gallardo did great but.................HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET 12 HITS,  6 WALKS AND ONLY SCORE 2 RUNS?  Huh?   Ok, let's compare:  On this same day,  the Cubs got 2 runs,  winning their game 2-1 vs Washington,  with only 6 H and 2 BB-----half as many hits as the Rangers got and only 33% of the number of walks the Rangers took.   Lets the look at another team that got 12 hits on this day and took 5 walks:  The Cardinals.........SEVEN runs.  The Cardinals scored 7 runs with the same number of hits as the Rangers had and 1 less walk.   What the fuck, Rangers?  Fire some base-coaches!)

ORIOLES(Wright) +127 over Astros(Mchugh)----------Wright has come into MLB,  gotten 3 starts,  and held batters to a .188 average,  walking only 3 in 19 innings.   Gotta respect that.   Mchugh is good about not walking people,  but he's far from unhittable.(Lose 6-4..........Orioles blow a 4-run lead;  Worst start of Wright's young career.........for us.)

HOUSTON ASTROS(Oberholtzer) -103 over Baltimore Orioles(Jimenez)----------Astros on a 2-4 run..............will they start to fade?  Oberholtzer's only had 1 start so far and it wasn't good.(Win 5-2........Will Harris gets the Win.  Luis Valbuena 2-3, HR)

RAYS(Colome) +134 over Angels(Richards)-----Rays are 2-0 after going 0-6.   Looks like they found some offense in Joey Butler.  Richards basically just has a lateral breaking slider and.........his fastball.  I'm suspecting that hitters are  learning how to hit him.   So I'll bet Colome today. (Lose 7-3........Colome gets rocked)