Monday, December 31, 2018

MISSOURI TIGERS -10 over Oklahoma State-----OSU proved in their 6-6 season that they don't have a defense;  they always allowed plenty of points.  However,  they played Oklahoma very close.  I don't like this line and I'm taking Missouri largely because they are the Tigers.  On 12/29/18,  you saw the Clemson Tigers crush Notre Dame after the eagle...........picked Notre Dame.  You also saw the Princeton Tigers beat Arizona State as a 14pt underdog and the Texas Southern Tigers,  as a 16.5 pt underdog,  beat Texas AM 88-73.  And on the day prior to that the Auburn Tigers crushed Purdue 63-14.    My interpretation is that the Tiger is associated with Asia,  which is not too happy that it just lost 430 people in a tsunami on December 22nd,  because Warner Bros had to open Aquaman on December 21st,  a movie that featured a tsunami and much underwater turmoil which was clearly the cause of the Anak Krakatau volcano collapsing underwater while erupting and creating the impetus for the tsunami----the real one.    Warner Bros. movies are getting more and more dangerous---and I've told them----because they've profited so many billions off of Harry Potter,  a project which I played a seminal role in creating and have not been paid for at all,  though I ask Warner Bros for the money every month.   (Lose 38-33..........Missouri +1 TO and they outgained Oklahoma State by 135 yds..........and they were penalized for fewer yards.  HOW IN THE LIVING FUCK DO THEY LOSE THIS GAME?)

Sunday, December 30, 2018

OAKLAND RAIDERS +14 over Kansas City Chiefs-------Oakland does have the Revenge;  KC has an offense,  but NOT a defense.  I'll take this underdog.(Lose 35-3..........You l i  t t l e  f u c k i n g worms.  3 points??????????????  What the hell?  By far the worst game played vs Kansas City)

CAROLINA PANTHERS +7(+100) over New Orleans Saints--------Saints have clinched home field advantage.........and they are not gonna be using key starters.  Bridgewater starts at QB.   Panthers are coming off 7 straight losses..........and they do have the Revenge.(Win 33-14)

NEW YORK JETS +14 over New England Patriots---------Patriots on an 0-3 ATS run,  they lost 2 of their last 3 games........and they are still a big favorite.   And Jets have the Revenge.(Lose 38-3........Darnold must really suck............Patriots +3 TO..........Fuck the Jets)

Thursday, December 27, 2018

BAYLOR BEARS +4 over Vanderbilt Commodores(Win 45-38...........Charlie Brewer 109 rsh yds)

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

UNLV RUNNIN REBELS -3 over Bucknell Bison(Lose 97-72................a sick blowout.   I thought I hit my Africans?  UNLV's three Africans go 10-28 FG,  35%.........that's very, very mediocre.   As a team,  Bucknell shot 60.9% on 3s.   The real losers were Noah Robotham,  2-9 FG and 0-5 on 3s and Kris Clyburn for UNLV who was 3-12 and 0-4 on 3s.  UNLV's coach is Marvin Menizies,  I don't know, man,  I feel ripped off.)

Monday, December 24, 2018

OAKLAND RAIDERS +2.5 over Denver Broncos(Win 27-14...........Oakland was +2TO...........Karl Joseph 5 solo tckls.......Eric Harris INT...........Marcus Gilchrist INT...........#17 Dwayne Harris with a 99yd return TD..........Doug Martin TD 107yds.......Rahaan Melvin 11 solo tckls)

Friday, December 21, 2018

MASS LOWELL RIVER HAWKS -4 over Loyola Maryland Greyhounds-----FLA Int beat Toledo today as a 7 point underdog with Anthony Jones getting 3 TDs and Christian Alexander being their QB(who had some rushing yards and threw a TD).  Christian and Jones are names that Lowell has.(Win 97-79.........Christian Lutete 34pts SEASON-HI.........Ryan Jones 13pts........Alex Rivera 13pts..........Obadiah Noel 16pts)

OKLAHOMA SOONERS +2.5 over Northwestern Wildcats-----NW can be good at home(they almost beat Michigan).   Both teams have been excellent ATS.........but OK has Christian James.......and Kristian Doolittle,  who is QUES.   I'll go with the lucky name.(Win 76-69.......Christian James and Kristian Doolittle combine for 26pts.........Brady Manek 9pts.......Rashard Odomes 13pts)

FURMAN PALADINS +9 over Lsu Tigers-------Furman may not have played good teams,  but they've won everything.   (They did play Villanova; but everyone beats them this year).   This line implies a near blowout for Lsu.   Give Furman credit.(Lose 75-57.........Noah Gurley 1-5 FG for Furman)

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE -4.5 over Penn State Nittany Lions---------Bad teams ATS.  Alabama has Herbert Jones.(Win 73-64..........Donta Hall 17pts..........John Petty 13pts..........Tevin Mack 11pts..........Alex Reese 2pts..........Jones 8pts)

SAN JOSE STATE SPARTANS +10.5 over California Golden Bears(Win 88-80.........Michael Steadman 16pts..........Seneca Knight---what a name----7pts..........Brae Ivey 13pts...........Noah Baumann 18pts..........Oumar Barry 18pts)

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

NC STATE WOLF PACK +1.5 over Auburn Tigers------Close matchup.........ummmm,  Daniels(Win 78-71........Markell Johnson 27pts.........Devon Daniels 15pts...........Braxton Beverly 15pts)

ORAL ROBERTS GOLDEN EAGLES +16 over Wichita State Shockers-------Kerwin Smith(Lose 84-63)

NORTH CAROLINA CENTRAL EAGLES +20 over Saint Louis Billikens-----Don't see any games where STL beat a team by 20 points.(Win 74-65)

EMU EAGLES +3(-117) over UC Irvine Anteaters---------UCI is 10-2.........so they're good.  But EMU is at home with an African.   Money seems to be moving onto EMU,  even at only +3.(Lose 52-48..........EMU wins the 1st half 27-24,  then blows the cover)

LAMAR CARDINALS -2 over Texas Southern Tigers-------Go with Nzeakor.(Win 80-72)

VIRGINIA CAVALIERS -9.5 over South Carolina Gamecocks--------At SC ahhhhh.........UVA still has their good defense and,  yes,  they have 1 African.(Win 69-52)

TEXAS A + M AGGIES -11 over Valparaiso Crusaders--------I'd like  a better number on this one,  as TXAM is only 2-6 ATS.  But they do have an African.(Win 71-49)

Monday, December 17, 2018

MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES +11 over Golden State Warriors----We saw what the blue-and-yellow got the Rams last night:  an outright loss as a 13.5 point favorite.  Memphis does have the Revenge and they are a +.500 team.   GS not particularly good vs the spread this year.(Lose 110-93.........Jaren Jackson 1-6 FG,  JaMychal Green 1-6 FG..........Don't want to be going to Memphis now......
https://triblive.com/local/valleynewsdispatch/14441078-74/former-lower-burrell-man-among-victims-of-plane-crash
(Pelynio, a 1971 Burrell High School graduate, was one of four killed in a single-engine plane crash that is under investigation by the Federal Aviation Administration.


All were employees of Sunshine Enterprise Inc., a Memphis-based wholesaler and distributor of construction and industrial equipment. They were flying from Atlanta to Memphis, according to Memphis newspaper The Commercial Appeal.)

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS -6 over Carolina Panthers--------Only advantage Carolina has here is the home field.   Saints aren't just better,  they're a lot better.   In any game,  there's a strong probability that the Saints will score more than 30 points.(Lose 12-9.........Only 12 points,  New Orleans?   WAY below their average)

Sunday, December 16, 2018

PITTSBURGH STEELERS +124 over New England Patriots(Win 17-10)

BUFFALO BILLS -3(+100) over Detroit Lions(Lose 14-13)

MIAMI DOLPHINS +7.5 over Minnesota Vikings(Lose 41-17.........Beat the Patriots 1 week,  then get blown out like this...........)

Saturday, December 15, 2018

DENVER BRONCOS -1(-120) over Cleveland Browns-----i dont know why some people like the browns here;  theyre not gonna make the playoffs with only 5 wins.....just take the home team.(Lose 17-16.............Phillip Lindsay sucked rushing.  Can't believe this shit.  Broncos can't rush)
NEW YORK JETS +7(-120) over Houston Texans(Push 29-22)
NEW YORK JETS +245 over Houston Texans---------Houston is definitely better.......and the Jets have had significant problems scoring in a number of their games.   I would say the Jets and D'Arnold,  who it looks like will be QB,  are more subject to luck than average teams and players.  Why would the luck favor the Jets today,  other than that the Jets are at home?  (at home where they once this season lost 41-10 to Buffalo).   Daryl Roberts........Robby Anderson.........Rashard Robinson and Andre Roberts.   True,  we've only seen the Robinson name manifest lucky on Old Dominion.  But we'll go with that.(Lose 29-22..........4th down at the Jets' 21 yd line and........the pass goes through Robby Anderson's hands.   In fact,  he had had a good game.   But missing that pass blew the cover.  This is truly sad.   Of course,  if Jason Meyers had missed only 1 XP instead of 2,  this would have covered.)

BOSTON CELTICS -2.5 over Detroit Pistons-------Pistons have the home revenge but..........Boston has been dominating;  they have 7 straight covers-and-wins since 11/26/18.   I can't find any reason why the Celtics would stop dominating today.   I mean,  the Pistons are a .500 team---an average team.   Celtics have been pulling far away from average.(Lose 113-104..........didn't think it possible for the Celtics to lose.   This is sad.)

INDIANA HOOSIERS +2 over Butler Bulldogs------Indiana needs to pick it up;  they are only 3-6 ATS.   This game is in Indiana,  but neither team technically has the home court.   Indiana has failed for me once........don't think that will happen again.(Win 71-68.........Devonte Green inbounds to Rob Phinisee for the game-winning 3 pointer.   Juwan Morgan 35pts career-high..........Indiana was losing for the entire game.   This made me happy.)

ROBERT MORRIS COLONIALS +12.5 over Rider Broncs----------Robert Morris has Charles Bain(do you like that name?).............and a Dante.   So I was thinking,  with Elbert Robinson getting 5 pts in Old Dominion's win over Syracuse today..........I could go with Robert Morris.   However good they might be,  Rider is not good at covering.(Lose 69-50........Jon Williams 2-8 FG..........Charles Bain 1-5 on 3s.........overall miserable performance by Robert Morris)

LOUISIANA MONROE WARHAWKS +1.5 over Stephen F. Austin Lumberjacks-----L-Monroe has Michael Ertel.   And if you see that WMU just almost won the 1st half against Michigan with Michael Flowers.......you gotta take 'em.(Win 74-58..........Michael Ertel 21pts..........there ya go,  Daishon Smith 14pts...........JD Williams 19pts)

ARIZONA STATE SUN DEVILS -3 over Georgia Bulldogs(Lose 76-74.........ROB EDWARDS 0-6 FG,  0-3 ON 3s!  ARE you fucking kidding me?   Fuck this shit---make a basket and this covers.  What a fucking piece of shit day)

Friday, December 14, 2018

SACRAMENTO KINGS +7.5 over Golden State Warriors---------Sacramento has done well recently against bad teams.   They are at home here and they do have the Revenge.  Overall they're a good ATS team this year.(Win 130-125...........Buddy Hield  27pts..........DeAaron Fox 25pts)

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

SACRAMENTO KINGS +3.5 over Minnesota Timberwolves-------I dare you to steal this game from me.(Win 141-130............there ya go,  why can't they all be like this.   Nemana Bjelica 25pts...........Yogi Ferrell 4-4 on 3s..........Marvin Bagley 17pts.........number of 3s set some record,  I think)

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

MASS LOWELL RIVER HAWKS +2.5 over St Francis Terriers-----Lowell is the better team with better names.......they crushed NJIT while St Francis was crushed by NJIT.   St Francis favored(?) at home.(Lose 75-69.............Alex Rivera 0-8 FG,  pathetic..........Darius Henderson 1-4 FG..........Ryan Jones 2-9 on 3s..........Christian Lutete 0-3 on 3s)

SAVANNAH STATE TIGERS +25.5 over South Dakota State-----Savannah State is coming off losses of 37,  35 and 26.   So it seems this line is appropriate.   However,  SDST is gonna be damaged,  having 2 players name 'King' one day after the Vi-Kings lost.(Lose 139-72...........They lost the 1st half 90-33 !   This team sucks)

MARYLAND BALTIMORE COUNTY RETRIEVERS -7(-105) over Towson Tigers------Towson's not very good this year........see if MDBC can cover this at home.(Lose 80-76............RJ Eytle-Rock 0-6 FG.  Fuck)

Saturday, December 08, 2018

GEORGE WASHINGTON COLONIALS +3.5 over Valparaiso Crusaders---------When you see teams like GW that are 2-7, you're tempted to ask,  "Can these people just not play basketball?"  It may be the case,  but I'm betting not.   Technically,  I see the GW home-field advantage constituting as many as 6.5 points in this game;  so this line is not a "deal".   GW's is gonna have to play.   Its not like Valparaiso is covering,  but they have won some games.   They are coming off a loss to High Point.   High Point??  Barely even heard of them.   The situation is set-up,  GW just has to play and execute.(Win 82-79..........This is what I keep saying:  If you can't win,  just cover..........and it's all right.  Maceo Jack 23pts...........Terry Nolan 16pts............Justin Mazulla 12pts...........DJ Williams 11pts)

MARQUETTE GOLDEN EAGLES pk over Wisconsin Badgers(Win 74-69...........Markus Howard 27pts......Joey Hauser 15pts...........Sam Hauser 13pts............Theo John 6pts)

CREIGHTON BLUEJAYS +6 over Nebraska Cornhuskers---------These Nebraska clowns really blew it for me in Minnesota.   Let's see how they like Creighton.(Lose 94-75..........and now Palmer beats me,  30pts 9-12 FG,  6-7 on 3s......couldn't do that when I bet on him)

NEBRASKA OMAHA MAVERICKS +19 over Oregon Ducks--------If Neb-O doesn't cover this,  it will be the 4th straight game in which they've been blown out on the road.   I'll bet they can hang in this game.(Lose 84-61..............Blown out again,  yeah,  this is just a horrible,  horrible team;  Neb-Omaha can't play at all)

MEMPHIS TIGERS -10(-105) over Uab Blazers(Win 94-76............Tyler Harris 24pts........Kyvon Davenport 21pts...........Jeremiah Martin 14pts...........Alex Lomax 8pts)

Wednesday, December 05, 2018

NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS -3.5(-115) over Minnesota Golden Gophers------Don't think Minnesota can do this.(Lose 85-78.........Nebraska crushed Illinois and Seton Hall..........but they can't beat Minnesota because...........McBrayer's mother had just died(non-public information until the game starts).   So Amir Coffey has to get a career-hi of 32 points.   James Palmer really sucked;  Nebraska was winning by about 9 points..........then Palmer misses a 3 with 6:09 left,  then misses a 3 with 5:30 left.........this was after he missed a layup with 7:13 left.  He finished 3-14 FG and 1-6 on 3s)

HOFSTRA PRIDE -14.5 over Monmouth Hawks-------Both teams have played some good opponents,  but the numbers out of Monmouth are not good.  No wins.(Lose 75-73...........what a joke;  can't believe I got suckered onto this horrible team)

BROWN BEARS +18 over Butler Bulldogs------Brown did lose by 20 to URI,  but they don't always lose.(Win 70-55)

Sunday, December 02, 2018

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS -4(-105) over Jacksonville Jaguars---------Colts aren't great but they don't suck.   With Jacksonville,  there's just nothing there;  no covers.(Lose 6-0........Colts were averaging about 34 points scored per game over their last 6 games before this game.  And they score 0----ZERO.   Must have something to do with me,  or the fires in Colts Neck, New Jersey.)

BUFFALO BILLS +3.5 over Miami Dolphins---------While Miami's scoring average is still much higher than Bills',  Buffalo did get good in its last 2 games.   And they have Bush---so I'll give them an opportunity to impress me.(Lose 21-17...........Not good enough----lost by a half point.   Bills outgain them by an amazing 240 yards.   Yet they lose,  on a -2 TO.

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS +3(-105) over Carolina Panthers---------After that sick,  disgusting,  persecuting and FIXED collapse in the 4th quarter by Northwestern,  you KNOW I'm playing the skull-and-swords.(Win 24-17)

Saturday, December 01, 2018

NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS +16.5 Ohio State Buckeyes(Lose 45-24)
NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS +600 over Ohio State Buckeyes-------look, michigan was just overrated.  The money and the media and the tradition convinced everyone that michigan could play and they wound up disgracing themselves.  OSU cant play on the road!  This is a conference championship------16?? My god this is free money.(Lose 45-24..........The score is 24-21 with 8:03 left in the 3rd quarter.   Then with 10:34 left in the 4th quarter its 31-24.   So Ohio State can score another unanswered TD and NW would still cover the 16.5.   HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS COVER GET BLOWN?  Thorson sacked 5 times and throws 2 INT.   What a disgusting experience)