OLE MISS REBELS -6.5 over Alabama Crimson Tide---------With the Marist RED foxes losing disgracefully by 26 points yesterday for BCLI and blowing my 3 team parlay, and with the usually all-red Foxnews breaking out with some serious blue lately, it seems safe to go against a crimson team. Miss has the +ATS, home revenge and home-off-road-loss.........and they've covered well at home. Bama has..............no wins SU on the road.........and an AG(Lose 90-69........Im not pleased with this massacre and im 80% sure Dave Cokin was responsible for it. He likes to bet Anthonys and it looks like Anthony Brock went for 17(13 over his average). The Rebel yell will soon be heard)

CREIGHTON BLUEJAYS -7.5 over Illinois State Redbirds----------Another anti-Red play with the Bluejays having the home revenge and the +offense. Redbirds are OFFL with an Osiris. Looks like Creighton has won 6 of their last 10 games by more than 7.5 points and, considering the increasing usefulness of both Christianity and the Law to rectify the gargantuan bloat of financial terrorism and "business" crime in the world, Creighton's JC, JD, LAWson and managerial DA should come in handy.(Lose 74-70..........Pathetic performance by reps of Christ and the Law..........but WOODfox had 20pts........Lewisville, Tx......San Jacinto JC......SAM HOUSTON!!)

OKLAHOMA STATE -1.5 over Texas---------Ok State has the revenge and the +off. Nominally, they have an M and M, an Anderson and Terrel Harris.........which should help with HARRISon Gaines from Victorville, CA having had a 24pt scoring binge in the Yale-Penn game last night.(Win 68-59..........MM 15pts(10 over his average) Aiken, SC)

OKLAHOMA CITY +9 over Dallas---------Okc has the +ATS, revenge, +1 day of rest and is OFFL. Dallas has the +offense but has been overvalued at home this year as they are only 11-17 ATS in Dallas(Win 108-110.........Westbrook 33pts.....Long Beach)

YALE +3 over Penn--------Yale has the +ATS and revenge while Penn has the +offense. Penn is in trouble at home where they are 0-8 ATS. MORin over bernardini.(Win 87-79.........Morin 20pts Bilal Benn 21pts)

MARIST RED FOXES +4.5 over Canisius Golden Griffins--------MARist has the revenge and the +offense. Canisius has the +ATS record. Marist also has a D.D. and since the Jew didnt pay me last night..........I say FUCK the Jews.(Lose 49-75..........32% FG.........Red sux)

NIAGRA PURPLE EAGLES -3 over Siena--------Niagra has the home revenge and the better ATS record. Siena has the +offense.(Win 100-85)

CAL -4 over Southern Cal-------Cal has the +ATS, revenge, the +offense and home-off-road-loss and can really cover at home. Usc is OFFL(Lose 81-78.........Golden Bears give up a 10 point lead in the middle of the 2nd half......Fuck......Daniel Hackett 26pts for Usc........Patrick Christopher 29pts for Cal.......Pesaro, IT and Compton, CA.........hmmmmmmm)

PACERS -7.5 over Memphis-------Pacers have +ATS, the revenge, +1 day of rest, the +offense and home-off-road-loss. That's quite a bit. Memphis only has OFFL and has lost 4 of their last 10 by more than 7 and 1/2 points(Lose 104-99)

WASHINGTON BULLETS +5 over Philadelphia--------Bullets have the revenge, +2 days of rest and are OFFL. They have an AJ......Darius("I think you'll find: I am kind")......a Caron, a Dominic. With those names they're playable in a home revenge spot. Philly is OFFL(Lose 106-98....well, Fuck Washington, they had plenty of advantages here.......Dominus did well, I mean, Dominic.....10pts above his average........and Javeris Crittenton with 11pts.......)

MARYLAND +6 over Duke(Lose 78-67)
MARYLAND (+220) over Duke----------Maryland has the +ATS record, the revenge and +1 day of rest. Duke has the better offense but they are an iffy team on the road this year(only 5-4 SU)(Lose 78-67.........I see, Mary's not that good. But Gerald Henderson (19pts) from MERion PA. Ahhhh, yes. m E r.)

GEORGE WASHINGTON COLONIALS pk over Chalotte 49ers-----------Charlotte has +1 day of rest, is OFFL, and has the better offense. GW has the revenge and home-off-road-loss. That's 3-2 Charlotte BUT...........considering 1)the 49ers are a hideous 1-10 ATS on the road this year and 2) the price of gold has come down about 30 bucks the last three days, I'll play the home revenge here with the Colonials(Win 92-88........thanks to Damian Hollis(25pts) for salvaging this near catastrophe of a day. Hollis is..........in Queens. Daemonion is..........well, a Daemon. what does this mean?)

SACRAMENTO KINGS +9 over New Orleans----------Kings have revenge, the +offense and home-off-road-loss. New Orleans is OFFL. Sac has not covered very much at home.......but NO is a poor ATS on the road. The 'WEST's came thru strong yesterday in Cleveland(NBA) and Minnesota(NCAA).....and the Hornets have one. But he(David) is from New Jersey, not a good place to be from with the Goldman Sachs tower there and that criminal gang still not paying me. And Sacramento is, of course, a long way from Cleveland and Minnesota. New Orleans is having a serious crime problem right now. Undocumented immigrants are working......making money there. And they're getting robbed after they get paid because they can't get bank accounts to put their money into to keep it safe. The Obama administration must enfranchise those "hard-working" Americans and give them citizenship so they can get bank accounts. And the New Orleans Hornets must, of course, suffer loss and misfortune for the horrible theft crimes of their city's negrotic thugs.(Win 112-105.......Kevin Martin 32pts........wow, they shot an INFANT.........http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090224/ap_on_re_us/mardi_gras_shooting_7.......gotta take away the guns.....these people......)

BOSTON COLLEGE EAGLES +6.5 over Miami-------BC has the revenge, +3 days of rest and the better offense. They have a TY-rese (Rice) and a RAkim to check tha technique and are a good ATS team on the road. Miami has home-off-road-loss(Lose 69-58)

SOUTH FLORIDA BULLS +20 over Conn--------SF has the long range revenge and is OFFL. Conn has +2 days of rest and the +offense. Nominally, SF is auspicious; Augustus........heyZEUS VERdejo.......Dominique........Justin LEEnow from Brooklyn......their M and M is hurt(but so is Dyson for UConn). Gilchrist is from "Clinton", MD. That might be whats holding them back. I mean, with Ajayi coming from arma virumque KANO......I expect this team to win more games. With Conn losing at home to Pitt........and the Stamford Chimp throwing a fit, i agree with these guys http://www.jimfeist.net that you shouldnt be hanging 20 on this team right now(Win 64-50......Augustus 15pts........Dominique 14pts)

MARYLAND +12.5 over North Carolina---------Maryland has the +ATS record, the revenge, +1 day of rest and home-off-road-loss AND 12.5 points. NC has the +offense. G-REI-VIS(in Latin thats 'power of the..................possessions', lets say, or 'power of the G-thang' BAY-ba.....3 loc-ed out G's cuz we cray-zay') Vazquez. Caracas.(Win 88-85.........Greivis Vazquez.........HUGE. Nice upset Maryland)

BYU COUGARS +2 over Unlv---------Byu has revenge, +1 day of rest and the +offense. Unlv has home-off-road-loss. LEE Cummard.........Jimmer Fredelle, Glens Falls........Exley? Freddy!(Win 74-75........Lee 20pts)

FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES +3.5 over Virginia Tech--------FSU has the +ATS record and long range revenge. VT has the +offense and home-off-road-loss. Florida State has played well vs the ACC and they have two Nigerians. ni-GER-ia, bitch!(Win 67-65........Toney Douglass 22pts.....Jonesboro, GA........Derwin Kitchen 19pts.....Jacksonville, FLA......DERWIN! nice name)

KNICKS -3 over Toronto-----------Knicks have the +ATS, +1 day of rest, the +offense and long range revenge. Toronto is OFFL. Robinson too hot to not bet on here(Win 127-97.........Wilson Chandler 32pts.........Benton Harbor, MEEchigan)

OKC THUNDER +7.5 over Phoenix-----------Ok has the +ATS, revenge, +1 day of rest and is OFFL. Suns have the better offense(Lose 118-140..........Suns are too hot.........140pts their last 3 games)

KINGS +6.5 over Memphis-------Sac has revenge, OFFL, +offense. Memphis has homeoffroadloss(Win 115-106........MARtin .......33pts..........Western Carolina)

PACERS +2.5 over Minn----------Pacers have +ATS revenge OFFL and the +offense(Win 112-105........MARquis Daniels 24pts........looking like SEA, Sun and (W.C.) Fields today........my man's a sucker......bwaaa)

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES +9.5 over Miami---------Minn has revenge, the +offense(slightly) and is OFFL. Miami has +5 days of rest. Minn is much better ATS on the road and, though they do lose alot, they've only lost 3 of their last 10 by more than 9.5(Win 111-104........Telfair comes up huge.......SteepleCHASE....on...Coney Island.........Brooklyn)

DALLAS -8 over New Jersey----------New Jersey has the better ATS record and is OFFL. They seem to be struggling as they are off 3 non-cover L's. Dallas has the revenge, +5 days of rest, the +offense and is OFFL. With Von Wafer coming thru strong in Houston last night, I'll play the German Nowitzki and lay the 8(Win 113-98........'go by the name of the King Ad Rock....supereducated I'm smarter than Spock...........you must agree, ain't no brotha like the K I D')

NC-WILMINGTON SEAHAWKS +10.5 over Old Dominion---------Seahawks have a chance to avenge a 30 point beatdown by OD in their first meeting. They have home-off-road-loss, the +offense and do well ATS at home. They have a Wolf and a Jerel. With Robinson(from Seattle) of the Knicks absolutely crushing............'Seahawks'..........I can see them playing some defense here.(Lose 84-65)

SOUTH FLORIDA +14 over Notre Dame Fighting Irish---------SF has the +ATS, +2 days of rest, has the long range revenge and is OFFL. Irish have the better offense but they are a terrible ATS team. The Irish........I dont particularly care for them; they drink, they curse, they fornicate.........they whine about how their fathers used to kick their asses. The whole mass of them is just...........unsavory.(Win 67-57.........heyZEUS VERdejo out of Carolina, Puerto Rico........18 pts)

HURRICANES +8 over North Carolina--------Miami has the revenge, the +ATS, +4 days of rest and home-off-road-loss. NC has the better offense.(Win 69-65)

RICHMOND +9.5 over Dayton Flyers---------Richmond has the +ATS record and the +offense. Dayton has the long range revenge. DaSean Butler came out huge for West Virginia last night..........and Richmond also has a Butler. With 9.5 points, and fresh off another plane-downing in Buffalo........I think you can go against the Flyers here.(Win 69-63.......Anderson 24pts.....Duluth, GA)

TENNESSEE STATE +12.5 over Austin-Peay Governors---------Govs have the +offense while Tenn St has the revenge and is 7-5 ATS on the road. With the Quakers, Crusaders and St Peter's coming up with big covers yesterday, I'm seeing a kind of Christian theme emerging........and Tenn St has a Will Peters and a JC. Robinson and Jerrell look to be difficult to.......'govern'.(Win 88-80.......Wo! Tigers coming up big.........25 pts for Robinson out of Nashville.......Darius Cox 20pts out of Monroe, NC)

NORTH TEXAS +7.5 over Mid Tenn St----------No. Tex has the +offense and the revenge. Mid Tenn has home-off-road-loss. North Texas covers well on the road. "The game's afoot; follow your spirit, and upon this charge cry 'God for Harry, England and Saint George'!"(Win 89-78.....Josh White 26pts Baton Rouge, LA..........and MCCOY going 18 pts over his average with 24......Dallas, Texas)

WARRIORS -3 over Portland---------Warriors have the revenge, +1 day of rest and the +offense coming off 2 strong wins over Knicks and Utah(Win 105-98)

UCLA -1.5 over Sun Devils----------Bruins have the revenge and the better offense and look like they have some momentum.(Lose 67-74)

UTAH pk over Lakers---------Utah has the revenge, +2 days of rest and home-off-road-loss. Lakers are coming off a 6-0 ATS road trip and then last game, at home, they won but failed to cover. Hopefully, the Lakers' momentum is fading here and they'll lose. Lefty seemed to be coming thru strong in Rose at the Bulls game last night(making BCLI's day) and I'll bet he makes it out to Utah to help his favorite team nail down the home-revenge in Salt-land(Win 113-109.......Deron Williams 31pts.....Parkersburg, WV)

SETON HALL PIRATES -1 over Depaul Blue Demons---------Depaul has the long range revenge, +1 day of rest and is OFFL(which doesnt mean much since this team seems to almost always lose). Seton has the +ATS and the +offense. Certainly, with respect to names, this game is gonna be played far from heaven. But with the Blue Demons having exactly zero home covers, an unfortunate Old Testament-sounding name 'Jermemiah', and 2 players names evoking the out-of-favor(and hostile to internet gaming) Republican party(Mac and WW), I think Seton is worth playing with the small number.(Win 70-49........Eugene Harvey.......19pts)

BULLS -2.5 over Detroit---------Bulls have the revenge, the +offense, +1 day of rest and home-off-road-loss(Win 107-102.........Rose 23pts)

MICHIGAN +4.5 over Michigan State----------Michigan is 2-1 in revenge games; they have the revenge here with home-off-road-loss and are good at covering at home. MSU has the +offense. I'll give UM one more chance here with the 4.5(Lose 54-42..........Disgusting. Michigan has too many white players)

VIRGINIA +10 over Florida State-------------FSU has the better ATS record but UVA has the revenge, the +offense and is OFFL. Virginia is 5-2 ATS on the road; 10 points looks to be a good margin for error and with a Sylven vs a Solomon..........I'll take the forest over the desert Jew.(Lose 68-57.........ZERO points for Farrakhan...........yup, he must have been behind the plot to knock off brother Malcolm)

PACERS +6.5 over Cleveland----------Pacers have the revenge, home-off-road-loss and the +offense while Cleveland is OFFL. With A-Roid now exposed, it may be an appropriate time for a Indiana's JJ to become activated. Also, the worm might be turning on the Cavs' early overperformance in light of that "Ice-terror" on lake Erie(Win 96-95.......Travis Diener 13pts.....Fond du Lac, Wisconsin)

WARRIORS +1.5 over Utah-----------Warriors have the revenge, the +offense, home-off-road-loss. Utah has the better ATS record(Win 116-96..........Corey Maggette........heart magic?)

*PEPPERDINE WAVES -1 over Loyola Marymount Lions--------Pep has the +ATS record and the +offense and they are off a loss. LoMary has home-off-road-loss and the revenge...........but you have to consider how much of mess this team is this year: They have a player named ARMstead(Adjustable Rate Mortgages have brought America's economy to its knees and wiped out investors in the Jew-criminal industry otherwise known as BANKING). They have another player named VerNON('Ver' is good.......but 'non' is a pure Latin negative.......and could be read 'true not'). And Lions, of course, could easily be construed as "Lyin' ". Hamilton, known as a banking expert in life, has already been injured and, I think, is OFTS for the Lions who have won only 1 game so far. With the great Poseidon doing some trident-rattlin' in Lake Erie today, you have to figure the Waves will come with a good effort. Nominally, they have Mychel Thompson(the bane of Ralph Branca) and Sir Corbin Moore(from Cypress.....Cypress point being a course I've always wanted to play even more than Pebble Beach)(Win 58-43.......Ryan Holmes 17 pts)

MILWAUKEE +4.5 over Detroit---------Milwaukee has everything here: +ATS, shortrange revenge, the +offense, +1 day of rest and home-off-road-loss. They are 2-2 ATS since losing Redd(Lose 126-121..........Horrible luck. Just sick........now 2-3 ATS since losing Redd)

NEW MEXICO LOBOS -5.5 over Unlv Runnin' Rebs----------Lobos(which means 'wolves') have the +ATS, the revenge and the +offense(a powerful combination) and they are a good 7-4 ATS at home. Nominally, they have a 'Roman', a 'Tony'(a name still going strong from Santonio in the SB), a Phillip(remember how Flip Murray beat BCLI in the NBA a few days back) and a Faris(Note, how an imprisoned American Jihadist, Suleyman al-Faris, did not receive a pardon, to the enduring peril of the outgoing Bush administration, FROM the Bush administration. And note how the hero of the "bird-flight" just happened to be named SULLeynberger). Rebs have a 'Rene'(a recent financial suicide-by-investing-with-Madoff.....doesnt sound too propitious to me) and a Darris Santee(ahhhhh, no. Darius was from an eastern culture and thus could not be a 'saint' and........I believe, lost to Alexander). Unlv is OFFL..........and no, the war between the states was not fought anywhere near New Mexico. Oh, keep in mind that Adolf Hitler's nickname........had something to do with wolves.(Lose 73-69........."I wouldnt lay 4 with New Mexico"---Spreitzer. Yep, that guy is good. He had it right to pass.......the linemakers had it right. should have passed. Tony had 26 points)

NEW ORLEANS -5 over Ul Monroe Warhawks-----------New Orleans has the +ATS and the revenge while UL has the +offense and is OFFL. UL has an Averette, which is partly good........but the last 4 letters seem to bych it up, and a Lawrence. But they are only 4-7 ATS on the road. New Orleans has Justin Archie(which sounds good) and a TYrna(which should play well down south). They also have a "War-Lee", who should activate here as Lee, I dont think, would have ever thought of himself as a "Warhawk". Jamal BURROUGHS strikes a chord.........as BCLI is eyeing 400 East 67th street as a possible new base of its operations.(Lose 61-56...........Warlee had 17 pts)

STANFORD CARDINAL -4.5 over Washington State----------WaSt is OFFL and Stanford has everything..........+ATS, +offense, revenge, home-off-road-loss and they have an Anthony......hopefully still a hot name(Win 65-54..........Anthony had 13 pts but Lawrence had 20)

WASHINGTON pk over California----------Washington has the revenge, the +offense and is OFFL. Cal has home-off-road-loss(Lose 86-71........Theo Robertson gets 21 pts)

NEW YORK KNICKS +5.5 over Cleveland(Win 107-102)
KNICKS over Cleveland-------With Revenge, +1 day of rest and the superior offense, Knicks have a good chance to get the home upset they failed to get vs the Lakers. Pavlocic is out with the flu. LeBron's enormous ego should get shriveled in the Garden.(Lose 107-102.......A mortifying embarrassment to NYK as Lebron scores a season high 52 points)

OKLAHOMA CITY +1.5 over Denver----------OKC has short range revenge, +2 days of rest and home-off-road-loss while Denver has the +offense. A good ATS team at home, Thunder have a good chance to pick off the Nuggets who covered last night. Westbrook looks to be activated now.(Win 114-113.......Westbrook had 20)

PORTLAND +3.5 over Dallas-----------Blazers have the +ATS and short range revenge. Dallas not covering at home........I think we can activate LaMarcus.......in qua PROVINCIA cum res erant et possessiones paternae, tum etiam usus quidam PROVINcialis non sine causa a maioribus huic aetati tributus. "Never gonna let ya go, I'm gonna hold you in my arms forever........"(Lose 104-99.........LaMarcus had 21)

NETS -1 over Washington----------Nets have the +ATS, revenge and the +offense. They beat BCLI last night; I think they're sparked and I'll ride it. Wash is OFFL and has +1 day of rest and a terrible 9-15 ATS at home(Win 115-88........Devin Harris 26pts.........HUGE beat down, wow..........EngelWOOD knows we're good.....if ya know what I mean)

DENVER NUGGETS -6 over Spurs--------Denver has the +ATS record, revenge, +3 days of rest and the better offense. 6 points is 6 points......but with Carmelo Anthony bearing the current hot name(Tony "the Ant" wasnt no saint so he should be on Denver here)...........(Win 104-96.....Yes, Ant goes over his average by 15, scoring 35)

76ERS +3.5 over Celtics parlayed with BUCKS +4.5 over New Jersey parlayed with BULLS +7 over Houston(+600)--------Philly has revenge, +1 day or rest and is OFFL while Boston has the +ATS and the +offense but Garnett is out. Devils suck at home while, despite Michael Redd going OFTS, Milwaukee is a good road team and I like them this year. Bulls have the revenge and a better offense(slightly) and seem to be heating up. Rockets are a mess at home this year; Rafer Alston has been an absolute disgrace to his name......7 points is undeservedly high(Lose by 9.5.......Ryan Anderson, eh?.........from Sacramento)

ARIZONA +6.5 over Pittsburgh(Win 27-23)
ARIZONA +210 over Pittsburgh--------Both these teams benefited from easy schedules and Pittsburgh got an easy playoff ride with only Balt and SD. Pittsburgh may be one of the least qualified teams to have ever played in a Super Bowl while Arizona has turned on the jets beating Atl, Car and Phi..........an extraordinary feat. Notice how Obama took Pittsburgh because..........who did he mention? Pittsburgh people who had GIVEN MONEY TO HIS CAMPAIGN? Those are selfish reasons; the wrong reasons. Trust me, he doesnt want the Steelers to win.
THEFT IS WRONG.
I havent watched 30-rock.........but ".....we say hello to all our friends in Long Island City." She is so........sweet. That should do the trick. But for good measure "..........and 3rd prize is.........you're fired."(Lose 27-23)