MILWAUKEE BREWERS(Teheran) +141 over Toronto Blue Jays(Manoah)-------Toronto's offense is better but Manoah..........38 walks in 53 innings?  He's just not---this year---what he was last year.(Win 4-2.........Abraham Toro 2-4 HR)

MIAMI MARLINS(Garrett) +102 over San Diego Padres(Snell)---------Miami has won 3 more games than Padres this year.  SD is 17 run up on Marlins but Snell is walking well more than 1 every 2 innings and Padres have gone 2-8 in games he's pitched this year.  Marlins are 7-4 in Garrett's games and he is not walking people.(Win 2-1...........with the infield in,  an opp field liner by Nick Fortes for the GWRBI,  Arraez 2-3)

CINCINNATI REDS(Lively) +159 over Boston Red Sox(Bello)-----Bello's been getting better but still.........well,  Red Sox are 31 runs better this year than Reds.   But Lively is looking good,  so I'll take this.(Win 9-8.........Jose Barrero 2-2 HR...........Alexis Diaz finally gets the Save after 5 runs in the 9th)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Kopech) -140 over La Angels(Canning)----CWS are 22-33 but on an 8-5 run.   Michael Kopech has been getting a lot better,  with CWS going 4-1 in his last 5 starts.  Additionally,  we saw a surprising win by KC today,  with Mike Mayers going 6 2 0 0 3 and Michael Massey going 2-3 w/ HR.   The name will be good.  What the Angels did to me yesterday................coming out with the Rene And Angela song, 'I'll be good' and then the Pat Benatar song on the iPod,  making the information crystal clear..........and then GETTING SHUTOUT AT HOME.   I have no idea what this is about.   They are simply not being serious.   So we'll crush them in this game.(Lose 6-4..........sick)

LA ANGELS(Sandoval) -130 over Miami Marlins(Perez)-----Angels have just gone 4-2,  with those 2 losses to the Marlins.   Angels have scored 58 more runs than Marlins so.......hard to believe they'd lose 3 in a row at home.(Lose 2-0)

CINCINNATI REDS(Williamson) +145 over Chicago Cubs(Taillon)-------Both teams have 22 wins and Taillon just sucks this year.(Win 8-5...........Jonathan India 3-5 2HR)

MIAMI MARLINS(Luzardo) +125 over La Angels(Detmers)-----Detmers is ok,  but Angels have gone 3-5 when he pitches and he doesn't last more than 5 innings.  Angels have scored 65 more runs than Marlins.  But Marlins have gone 7-3 when Luzardo pitches.(Win 6-2..........De La Cruz 4-5 HR)

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Gibson) +125 over New York Yankees(Schmidt)-------Schmidt is just not good.(Win 3-1.........Santander 3-3...........Austin Hays 2 RBI.  Gibson 7 2 0 4 3)

CHICAGO CUBS(Hendricks) -104 over New York Mets(Carrasco)--------Hendricks is 87-61 lifetime but has not pitched yet this season.  Carrasco usually gets rocked this year.(Lose 10-1...........Hendricks is such a loser but Michael Rucker:  5 ER, 7 H in only 2 innings.  Cubs suck)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Kauffman) +144 over Miami Marlins(Alcantara)----Rockies have scored 47 more runs than Marlins this year.   Marlins have gone 2-7 in Alcantara's starts.  He has not done well this year.  So I don't understand this line.(Lose 10-2...........Karl Kauffman: What a joke.........Jonathan Davis 3-4, HR)

CHICAGO CUBS(Stroman) -115 over New York Mets(Senga)(Win 4-2..........Nico Hoerner HR)

HOUSTON ASTROS(France) -123 over Milwaukee Brewers(Rea)----------I don't really like the Brewers offense,  yet their record is still decent.(Lose 6-0.............Astros suck..........Owen Miller 3-4 HR,  Brian Anderson 2-4.  Rea dominates Astros)

MIAMI HEAT -1.5 over Boston Celtics-----I think yesterday's line was probably(Celtics -4.5) the most linemaker-ignorant line to..........what is actually happening on the court.  Yes,  now the Heat are at home,  they can be favored.(Lose 116-99..........Heat win 1st half THEN Rachel Nichols----WHO HAS FUCKED HEAT PLAYER JIMMY BUTLER---- comes on CNN wearing green.  GREEN is  a Celtic color.   Heat lose 2nd half 66-43.   This is unforgivable conduct by CNN,  a network that owes me a lot of money for Harry Potter.  (DAMN CNN).   I can't believe they would do this to me(FUCK CNN).   There can be no more contact between me and CNN.)

NEW YORK METS(Scherzer) -1.5(+138) over Cleveland Guardians(Bibee)---------Mets have scored 40 more Runs than Cleve and are on a 3-0 streak.  I think Scherzer might earn his money today.(Lose 5-4.........Mets were up 3-0 going into the 8th innings;  Adam Ottavino comes in and gives up 3 H and 3 ER.  One hit was a blooper into the outfield.  But this is still sick.  Scherzer did good.)

CHICAGO CUBS(Steele) +102 over Philadelphia Phillies(Walker)-----I think Steele is better than Walker.  Cubs are up 23 Runs on Phillies,  but PP have Harper back.(Lose 2-1...........Cubs have 11 LOB)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Kirby) -104 over Atlanta Braves(Shuster)-----Shuster is wild.  Mariners have a big starting pitcher advantage.(Lose 3-2..........Mariners are con men.  They get out hit 7-3 as Shuster goes 6 1 1 1 7.  Terrible)

DETROIT TIGERS(Faedo) +100 over Washington Nationals(Corbin)-----Tigers have scored 31 fewer runs than Nationals but their record is 20-22.  They are on a 3-1 streak.  Faedo has allowed a .179 average against him.   And Corbin has simply never been very good,  though he is a starting pitcher and should pitched 6inn.(Lose 5-2..........Tigers can't keep hitting)

VIKTOR HOVLAND to win PGA +700---------Got the Under Armor shoes...........he should win.(Lose at -7,  2 off lead)

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Gibson) +135 over Toronto Blue Jays(Kikuchi)----------Orioles are 28-16 and have scored 16 more runs than Toronto.  Kikuchi won't walk you,  but he can be hit.  No,  he doesn't have any losses yet.(Win 6-2.........good start by Gibson,  HRs by Ryan Mountcastle and Adam Frazier)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Williams) +135 over Miami Marlins(Perez)-----Nationals have scored 23 more runs than Marlins this season.   So its hard to say the Marlins offense is better.   Perez is 6'8 but......he hasn't really pitched much.   Williams has had good control.(Lose 5-3...........Ok, Marlins have Xavier Edwards----in his 4th game--------I didn't know that)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Gomber) -115 over Cincinnati Reds(Ashcraft)----------Gomber's been doing better,  Ashcraft has not.(Win 11-6.........Michael Toglia 2-4,  Profar 3-5)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Gray) +140 over Miami Marlins(Luzardo)------Washington is +25 Runs up on Miami,  Luzardo is throwing a .271 average and............well, Nationals crushed yesterday after "Pham" took some batting practice on Connolly's facility down there in Fairfax(computers and a female head).   I think Nats can still hit today.(Lose 5-4.........4-2 Nats winning into the bottom of the 9th.  In fact,  there's 2 outs and Hunter Harvey allows 3 straight hits to lose the game.   This is why I can't bet real money on these games.  You've gotta fucking close these games.)

PHILADELPHIA 76ers +6.5 over Boston Celtics(Lose 112-88)

PHILADELPHIA 76ers +225 over Boston Celtics---------Ok, Lebron James just won;  76ers have James Harden.   Philadelphia is the "city of brotherly love" and the Heat are doing well with Kevin Love.   Notice that yesterday,  MCclanahan got rocked for the first time this year.......by the Yankees.  Clearly his worst start of the year.  This was somewhat predictable after I cited MCcain,  MCcullough, MCfadden and MCray as names that had done murders in the last month.   What "MC" is, is Gaelic,  Scottish or Irish,  CELTIC.   These teams are evenly matched and Philadelphia has proven it can win in Boston.   As a city Philadelphia has lost me the World Series and the Super Bowl.   And that is..........something else.  But I still think 76ers are destined to move on in the playoffs.(Lose 112-88.........Utterly sick.  4th quarter was the worst.   The city of Philadelphia has now been judged.   And it ain't good.)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Elder) +108 over Toronto Blue Jays(Berrios)---------Braves are 25-13 and +18 Runs over the Blue Jays.  What's wrong with Elder?  Nothing.(Lose 5-2.............Another sick Loss by AJ Minter)

La Angels(Anderson) vs Cleveland Guardians(Allen) OVER 8.5(-115)-----------Both pitchers should get rocked.(Win 5-4...........23 Hits in this game and it just barely went over.  Hmm.)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Gomber) +126 over Philadelphia Phillies(Walker)----Walker has had 3 good starts out of 6 while Gomber's last 3 have been very good---after sucking before that.  Colorado has scored 6 more runs than Phillies,  so,  at home here,  they're a good bet.(Lose 6-3...........Colorado out hits them 10-7 and........somehow they still lose)

 ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Henry) +124 over San Francisco Giants(Cobb)(Lose 6-2.........Casey Schmitt goes 4-4 w/HR, hitting .667 in 3 games)

OAKLAND A's(Rucinski) +220  over New York Yankees(Schmidt)-----Schmidt has not been good.  As bad as the A's pitcher might be,  Yankees have only scored 8 more runs than Oakland this year.  So two bad offenses and 2 bad pitchers.(Lose 10-5...........Interestingly enough,  Jordan Diaz hits 3 HRs in this game(75% of all the HRs he's ever hit).........in NYC,  where Jordan Neely was choked to death,  and Oakland still handily loses cuz Rucinski sucks)

TEXAS RANGERS(Heaney) +152 over Seattle Mariners(Kirby)------Tx is 21-13 and has scored 74 more runs than Seattle.  Rangers are on a 3-0 run.  Kirby has walked 3 in 37 innings,  but look who mowed down all the migrants in Brownsville:  GEORGE Alvarez.(Lose 5-0.........Kirby dominates Rangers)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Feltner) +180 over New York Mets(Lucchesi)------Rockies are 13-21 and have gone 4-2 in Feltner's starts.  He has walked 1 every 2 innings.  Rockies are streaking at 5-1 while Mets have gone 3-9.   Mets offense has scored 5 more runs than Col.   Lucchesi hasn't looked invincible.(Win 13-6.........Brenton Doyle 3-5 HR,  Kris Bryant 2-5 HR)

DETROIT TIGERS(Faedo) +166 over Stl Cardinals(Matz)----Cardinals are 10-24,  just not good enough for this line.(Lose 12-6.........Detroit lead 6-3 in this game before it was blown by Tyler Alexander and Mason Englert,  with Errors by Javier Baez and Nick Maton.  Paul Goldschmidt hits 3HR)

LA DODGERS(Urias) -105 over San Diego Padres(Musgrove)----Dodgers are up 43 runs on SD this year and are on a 4-1 run.  Urias is walking 1 every 5inn.(Win 5-2............oh man,  they came back and won it!  Mookie Betts,  Michael Busch and James Outman with the late heroic hitting)

OAKLAND A's(Miller) -106 over Kansas City Royals(Yarbrough)------hm,  KC's not -174 today.  Bwa.  Miller has thrown a .173 average.  I'll still take 'em.(Lose 5-1.......)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Williams) +140 over Arizona Diamondbacks(Nelson)----------AZ's offense is better but Nelson's been getting rocked.(Win 9-8.......Wow,  Nats come back from 7-3 down with a 3-4 by Luis GARCIA!   Joey Menses 3-5, HR, or is it Meneses?)

NEW YORK YANKEES(Cole) -116 over Tampa Bay Rays(Guerra)-----Tampa has scored 85 more runs than Yankees this year.   But this is Cole,  you know?(Lose 8-7..........Cole is rocked for the first time this year.)

OAKLAND A's(Waldichuk) +150 over Kansas City Royals(Singer)--------Royals are 8-25 and they're -174 here???  Waldichuk's not that bad I don't think.(Win 5-4...........JJ Bleday 2-5 HR)

BOSTON RED SOX(Kluber) +122 over Philadelphia Phillies(Falter)------Red Sox offense has outscored Philly by 60 Runs this year and they are on a 6-0 streak.  Phillies on an 0-5 streak.(Win 7-4......Devers 3-5,  Christian Arroyo 2-4,  Rob Refsnyder 2-5)

DETROIT TIGERS(Turnbull) +176 over St Louis Cardinals(Wainwright)---------STL is 10-23 so this line makes no sense for them; Tigers on a 4-0 streak.(Win 6-5..........Akil Baddoo GW Double, Riley Greene 3-5,  Jose Cisnero with the W)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Varland) +110 over Chicago White Sox(Cease)--------Twins have 15 more runs than CWS this year.  Varland's a Sagittarius.   White Sox not too interested in winning at 9-21.(Lose 6-4.........White Sox beginnnnn  to wake up.  Griffin Jax with the L(Alyssa Farah Griffin owns guns).  Twins outhit 12-8)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Contreras) +146 over Tampa Bay Rays(Guerra)------Contreras has had 4 good starts out of 5 while Pitt is 20-9.  Tampa's success can't continue like this forever.  Guerra is a lifetime 7.32 ERA pitcher.  He will not pitch more than two innings in this game.(Lose 4-1)

CINCINNATI REDS(Ashcraft) +168 over San Diego Padres(Wacha)---------Ashcraft is not fucking around;  he's going out there and pitching a good game every time.   Hitters are hitting .311 off Wacha and he has been unstable.  Padres are 16-14.    Certainly,  with Padres at -200 in this game,  the dime-line is very dead.   But I'll still take 'em.(Win 2-1..........Jonathan India GWRBI,  Friedl 3-5)

MIAMI HEAT +6 over New York Knicks----------Oh so gratifying it was.........to see so many billions of dollars of NYC luminary net worth going down in the stands of that last game.   Let's do that again.(Push 111-105)