Monday, July 31, 2023

CINCINNATI REDS(Abbott) +100 over Chicago Cubs(Stroman)-----Cubs on a 10-2 run but Stroman has been rocked,  really rocked,  in 5 of his last 6 starts while Abbott is going for Rookie of the Year.  Reds have only scored 6 more runs than Cubs.(Win 6-5)

PORTUGAL +650 draw no bet over USA-------just the third game for these teams.   New Zealand's pretty close to Japan though;  a good place for the US to pay for its nuclear crimes.(Push 0-0)

JAPAN to win World Cup +1000-------After 3 games Japan has not been scored on,  winning with a Godzillan 11-0 total.  They just crushed Spain 4-0.   10-1 looks pretty good.

Sunday, July 30, 2023

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Yarborough) +140 over Minnesota Twins(Maeda)-----I don't how you can forgive yourselves for what you did to me yesterday.  But Royals are on 3-2 run with the home Revenge and Yarborough is on a 3-1 streak.   Will Edward Oliveras play in this game?   KC is at this late date finally learning how to win.   It has made tremendous progress.(Win 2-1.........Freddy Fermin HR.  GOT the revenge.  Yarbrough 7 7 1 0 5)

CINCINATTI REDS(Ashcraft) +140 over La Dodgers(Grove)------Grove is throwing a .307 average and Reds have a .252 batting average;  they can hit.   Dodgers only had 2 hits yesterday so.........Ashcraft also has the Revenge vs Dodgers.(Win 9-0............Grove stays in there for 6 inn and takes the brutal rocking.  De La Cruz 4-5, HR.........Joey Votto 2-3 HR.  Ashcraft 6 5 0 0 2)

BOSTON RED SOX(Bernardino) -110 over San Francisco Giants(Alexander)-----Neither pitcher is  a starter.  But Boston is 50 runs up over SF this year and they are on a 5-1 streak.(Lose 4-3............Patrick Bailey scores the  GW run)

Saturday, July 29, 2023

SEATTLE MARINERS(Woo) -120 over Arizona Diamondbacks(Pfaadt)------Pfaadt has been mostly a joke but AZ is 45 runs up on Seattle.   Seattle is, however,  on a 6-2 run.(Lose 4-3..........Andres Munoz with the L)

CINCINNATI REDS(Weaver) +165 over La Dodgers(Sheehan)-------Weaver is wicked bad but the Reds tend to win when he pitches.   Records of these teams are about equal,  but Dodgers are +66 runs.  Sheehan's last 3 have been bad and Dodgers are on a 1-4 streak.(Lose 3-2...........Weaver goes 6 2 1 2 2,  likely his best start yet Reds still lose as LAD get only 2 Hits)

TEXAS RANGERS(Perez) +150 over San Diego Padres(Darvish)-----SD has gone 8-10 with Darvish pitching.  Texas has scored 134 more runs than SD and have gone 13-6 in Perez's starts.   No way Darvish should be -180 here.(Lose 4-0..........Rangers get shut down)

LA ANGELS(Detmers) +105 over Toronto Blue Jays(Manoah)-----------Is Detmers better than his 2-7 record would indicate?  Probably.  Angels are +52 run on Toronto while Manoah is wild----really,  not having a good year anything like his previous years.(Lose 6-1...........Fuck,  Kirk has 2 HR.  Angels don't hit Manoah)

MILWAUKEE BREWERS(Teheran) +170 over Atlanta Braves(Elder)---------Milwaukee has the Revenge here.  Teheran shut the Braves down last start but he didn't win.(Lose 11-5)

CHICAGO CUBS TO SCORE OVER 5.5 RUNS(+125)------Sorry, Wainwright,  you are just too hittable this year.(Lose 5-1............they get 4 runs after 4 innings and can only get 1 more.  Thanx, jerks)

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES(Nola) -1.5(-115) over Pittsburgh Pirates(Priester)-----Priester has given up 4 HRs in 10 innings.   He did win last time but..........Well,  Christopher Nolan has a movie out.   So I'll bet on Phillies rocking him.(Lose 7-6............Nola's such an asshole.   This is his worst start of the year.   This is a day we'll definitely avenge.   What a fucking jerk)

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

NETHERLANDS +475 over Usa------Wow,  what a number.(Lose 1-1............Good that they scored early but............Netherlands had 62% of the possession and they only got 3 shots.  WTF?)

Tuesday, July 25, 2023

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES(Walker) -120 over Baltimore Orioles(Gibson)----Phillies have gone 16-6 in Walker's starts and are 9-1 in his last 10(Win 4-3............Alec Bohm 2-4 GWRBI)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Hill) +220 over San Diego Padres(Snell)----------Padres have only won 4 more games than Pirates and have scored only 41 more runs than Pirates.  They have gone 7-13 in Snell's starts.  Pirates have gone 9-11 in Hill's starts.   Pirates sure rocked SD last night.(Lose 5-1)

NEW YORK YANKEES(German) -105 over New York Mets(Verlander)-------Yankees have won 7 more games than Mets.(Lose 9-3............German goes 6 7 6 1 9)

CINCINATTI REDS(Abbott) +125 over Milwaukee Brewers(Burnes)--------Burnes has beaten Reds 3 times this year while Abbott has lost twice to Milwaukee:  Revenge game.(Win 4-3)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Bassitt) +115 over LA Dodgers(Urias)-------Urias has been soundly rocked in 3 of his last 5 starts and Bassitt is pretty good.(Lose 8-7..........Ok,  if I win this,  I go 3-2 and win.  It's 7-3 Toronto going into the bottom of the 9th.   Erik Swanson comes in and allowed 5 singles and a Walk.  And the lead is gone.  He'd had 1 BS in 48 games.  Why?  He's from Fargo, ND.  Was there a shooting there?  Yes.   Mohamad Barakat.  Why is someone with that name living in Fargo North Dakota?  I don't know.   He kills Wallin.   Did I once say I was annoyed by the "ugliness of Nick Wallin"?  Yes.   Why?  I don't know.   Surely this shooting was instigated by Israel's raid on Jenin on July 3rd.   Jew Nationalists in Israeli government are having horrendous effects on the world.   They've gotta be stopped.  US cannot be paying an ethno-fascist State of Israel)

NORWAY +105 over Switzerland------Norway has the 20, 14, 17 numbers on offense.  Those are good numbers;  I've worn two of them.   The problem is that New Zealand also has those numbers and they are 20 minutes away from losing.(Lose 0-0...........Hegerberg and Blakstad didn't play.  rip off.)

Monday, July 24, 2023

ITALY -160 over Argentina-------Italy's gonna have #14 and #9 on their forwards.(Win 1-0...........17 to 10 for the goal)

Sunday, July 23, 2023

LA DODGERS(Sheehan) -115 over Texas Rangers(Perez)----------Dodgers offense is not better than Rangers except..........lately.(Lose 8-4.............Sheehan rocked 3 8 8 5 4)

Saturday, July 22, 2023

CHICAGO CUBS(Fulmer) +100 over Stl Cardinals(Mikolas)-----Both teams have scored 464 Runs.  Cubs have the Revenge vs Mikolas.   Fulmer's first start in a long time,  but notice how he got his first win of the year on the 18th-----that is,  he came into the game in the 6th and the Cubs subsequently scored 16 runs.(Win 8-6............Daniel Palencia get the W after Fulmer throws 2 innings.  Mikolas rocked.)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Gilbert) +115 over Toronto Blue Jays(Gausman)----------Mariners have the home Revenge vs Gausman.  Blue Jays are on a 1-3 streak.  Seattle is 11-6 in July.   I think Gilbert is better than Gausman,  but they're close.(Win 9-8............Isaiah Campbell with the W.............Cal Raleigh with 2 HR...........Gilber gets rocked,  Gausman allows 4 ER)

Friday, July 21, 2023

CRISTO LAMPRECHT +8000 TO WIN The Open-----------He is tall,  and his swing looks a bit.......unnatural.   But he is the co-leader of this tournament........at 80-1.   So I don't care what his swing looks like,  you can deny me THRICE before the cock crows and I am still all over this.   This actually could turn out to be,  in my 27 years of experience,  the very BEST sports bet I've ever made.  I should mark this bet as in a state of "elevation" over all my other bets----which are constantly assailed and cannot be said to be "good bets" unless they win.    So yes,  this is definitely my Bet Of The Year.   Yes,  yesterday we also saw Christian Yelich go 3-4 w/ an HR and Chris Bassitt pitch his 7th 6-inning shutout.  

https://www.ynetnews.com/article/rkja115l5n(Abbot humiliated at Western Wall: 'They asked me to remove my cross' בריאות(צילום: ירון ברנר) )

          That was all AFTER Nikodemus Schnabel took this brave stand to defend his cross against a denier.(Lose..........Lamprecht shoots 79 76 74............A highly significant disgrace.  He finishes 11-over after leading the tournament after the first day)

Wednesday, July 19, 2023

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Toussaint) +165 over New York Mets(Verlander)-----Mets have only won 4 more games than CWS.   Their offenses are equal.   And here

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/article-751637(The abbot of the Dormition Abbey in Jerusalem, Nikodemus Schnabel, was asked by workers at the Western Wall to cover the cross he was wearing around his neck on Wednesday morning, according to a video shared by Der Spiegel reporter Christopher Schult.)

   ..........just this morning,  the Cross made an heroic stand against the creep of Jewish bigotry.   We'll play the cross here with TOUKI TOUSSAINT.(Lose 5-1...........White Sox get 3 hits in very poor support for the cross)

CINCINNATI REDS(Ashcraft)  -110 over San Francisco Giants(Stripling)-----------Reds,  starting to throw it all away.  Maybe its not yet over.(Win 3-2)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Maeda) +125 over Seattle Mariners(Castillo)---------Twins have won 2 more games than Mariners and are 8-5 in the month of Jewlie.  Castillo's starts have yielded 9-10 to Mariners.(Win 6-3.............perfect day for Edoard Julien who goes 2-2, HR and 2 BBs.  Pagan gets the W)

Tuesday, July 18, 2023

CINCINNATI REDS(Weaver) +120 over San Francisco Giants(DeSclafani)-----Weaver stats are not good-----but look how much he wins:   Reds are 10-5 when he pitches.    I don't know what they did about the game last night,  its tied but not done.  If Reds will hit like they were before the all star break,   I think we'll win this.(Lose 11-10)

Monday, July 17, 2023

LA ANGELS(Canning) -134 over New York Yankees(Severino)------Angels have scored 54 more runs than Yankees.  Yes Angels have sucked recently;  they are 2-11 running.  It seems that Severino has been rocked in most of his starts this year.   So it would be strange if he did good here,  in LA.(Win 4-3............GWPHRBI Michael Stefanic)

OAKLAND A's(Blackburn) +145 over Boston Red Sox(Bernardino)-----------Bernardino's not a starter;  he hasn't gone more than 2 innings this season.  I don't think the Red Sox have a starter for this game which,  well............A's are on an 0-7 run but have won 3 games this month.  WHY IS THIS LINE SO LOW?   A's are at home;  Blackburn has the Revenge-----not a good price for A's considering how bad they are.  But I'll take it.(Lose 7-0)

Saturday, July 15, 2023

NEW YORK METS(Senga) -120 over La Dodgers(Gonsolin)-----Gonsolin has been rocked in his last 4 starts----19 ER in 21 innings.   Mets season has been a failure,  yet they are on a 5-3 run.  Their offense is 95 runs behind LA,  but they are at home here.(Lose 5-1...........Adam Ottavino took the L,  but Mets got only 3 Hits in this fucking game.   Brett Baty strikes out 3 times---------3-3 on K's.   What a fucking unworthy piece of shit.  Look,  Mets fail.  Should never have given Verlander that much money----Scherzer is more questionable.   GET THEM OFF THE PAYROLL.   This team is going bankrupt and it sucks.  Epic Fail.   Ok,  the team is Jew-owned,  which will matter more now that Israel has ruined FUCKING EVERYTHING in the damn world with its murderous illegal invasion)

BOSTON RED SOX(Paxton) -120 over Chicago Cubs(Stroman)-----Red Sox offense is a lot better here and Red Sox are on a 9-1 streak.  Stroman's been rocked in his last 3 starts and his miniature size may be catching up to him here.(Lose 10-4.............Paxton goes 3 3 6 3 4............Like,  how do you give 6 runs with only 3 Hits????   Definitely his WORST start of the year.   "Pax" means 'peace'.  Ok,  do the fucking war.   DO IT.  There's no peace after this fucking shit.)

CINCINNATI REDS(Abbott) -125 over Milwaukee Brewers(Peralta)-------Only one blemish on Abbott and that was last start when the Brewers destroyed him,  giving him the Revenge here.    Strange how the Reds didn't hit yesterday.   Peralta walks people so I can see the Reds scoring here,  if they take their walks.(Lose 3-0.............Reds get 1 Hit.   The last and only team that I still believe in......AND THEY FUCKING GET ONE HIT.   Fuck this shit.   Goddamn motherfucker.)

Friday, July 14, 2023

CINCINNATI REDS(Ashcraft) -105 over Milwaukee Brewers(Burnes)-----Burnes is better than Ashcraft but its 10-8 to 8-8 on their starts.  Not a huge difference.  Ashcraft has the Revenge vs Brewers and Reds offense has the Revenge vs Burnes,  who just beat them on July 7th.   Reds offense is about 70 runs better this year.  Reds are at home.(Lose 1-0..............Reds get 2 Hits..........But Ashcraft did well)

TEXAS RANGERS(Gray) -135 over Cleveland Guardians(Civale)----------Texas's offense is a lot better.  +166 runs.(Win 12-4...........Jonah Heim 3-5 HR..........Nathaniel Lowe 4-4 HR,   Brock Burke gets the W........Adolis Garcia 3-5 HR)

Sunday, July 09, 2023

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Mlodzinski) +135 over Arizona Diamondbacks(Davies)----Pirates are 1-7 in July but they know that if they can't beat Davies they can just go home.  The guy is weak and his team has gone 4-6 when he pitches.   So I'll take this Polack.(Win 4-2)

Saturday, July 08, 2023

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Singer) +154 over Cleveland Guardians(Williams)--------At 25-64,  this number is not really enough to justify a bet,  however,  Singer is a decent starting pitcher.  KC KNOWS it has vastly underperformed all year.   Guardians have only scored 27 more runs that Royals this year.   KC is on a 3-9 run but with Singer they have a remote chance to win.(Lose 10-6........Brady Singer gets rocked, giving up more hits than ever before this year(5 13 6 1 3)----It has to be about Kimbrady Carricker.   

https://fox8.com/news/i-team/9-people-shot-overnight-in-clevelands-warehouse-district-police/(CLEVELAND (WJW) – Cleveland police are investigating after nine people were shot in a shooting in Cleveland’s Warehouse District early Sunday morning....

Meanwhile, Bobby George, owner of several downtown businesses like Barley House and Rebol, is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the person responsible for the mass shooting. )..............)

CINCINNATI REDS(Weaver) +110 over Milwaukee Brewers(Rea)------Reds are on 20-5 run.  Their offense is good,  scoring  68 more runs than Brewers.  Weaver allows Runs yet Reds are 9-5 in games he's pitched in.(Win 8-5..........Joey Votto 2-4 HR..........Will Benson 2-4 HR)..........Matt McLain 3-5)

Thursday, July 06, 2023

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Oviedo) +189 over La Dodgers(Urias)-----Both pitchers have the Revenge vs these teams.  Urias was rocked in his last 2 starts.  Pirates have gone 6-11 in Oviedo's starts.  Dodgers are +100 Runs but only + 8 games won.  It can happen.(Lose 5-2............Fuck this shit:  Pirates have only 4 Hits)

Wednesday, July 05, 2023

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Henry) -110 over New York Mets(Senga)--------AZ has won 11 more games than Mets and their offense has done much better.  They're at home for -110.(Lose 2-1.........bottom of the 9th, 2 outs..........and Andrew Chafin gives up the game-tying HR before losing the game.   This is shit luck)

CINCINNATI REDS(Ashcraft) -110 over Washington Nationals(Gray)----Gray is ok,  but I want to ride this steak.(Win 9-2...........Elly De La Cruz 3-6 HR...........Votto 3-5)

Tuesday, July 04, 2023

CINCINNATI REDS(Kennedy) -115 over Washington Nationals(Corbin)------Corbin had a very rare good game in his last start.  However,  Reds have scored 75 more run than Nationals and are on a 15-3 run.  Kennedy hasn't pitched since 2018,  batters hit .302 off Corbin.(Win 8-4............Jonathan India 3-6 2HR...........Spencer Steer 4-4,  De La Cruz 4-4)

LA ANGELS(Ohtani) +114 over San Diego Padres(Musgrove)------------Angels only on a 4-8 run,  yet they are 11-5 when Ohtani pitches and he is good.  Padres have gone 7-5 when Musgrove pitches.  Angels offense is +52 runs over Padres.   So I'll take Laa as an underdog.(Lose 8-5...........Ohtani,  such an overrated POS,  gets rocked)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Giolito) +102 over Toronto Blue Jays(Bassitt)--------Toronto has scored 17 more runs than CWS but I've had enough of them.  White Sox have gone 4-2 in Giolito's last 6 and they are on a 5-4 streak.  If they're gonna make a run,  it should start now.   CWS have the home Revenge vs Bassitt.(Lose 4-3............Joe Kelly gives up the 8th inning HR that loses the game.  FUCK JK Rowling.  Fuck that slut)

Sunday, July 02, 2023

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Gausman) -1.5(+105) over Boston Red Sox(Whitlock)----Gausman does have the Revenge vs Boston.  Maybe we can rock Whitlock.(Lose 5-4.........Whitlock only pitched 1 inning.  Duran went 5-5.   Jordan Romano takes the Loss.  Gausman went  5 5 2 1 7, not bad at all.   Bottom line: Blue Jays are soft.   Linemakers like to chalk them up but they have been unprofitable to bet on.   They have a winning record..........but they're never gonna win any fucking thing.)

Saturday, July 01, 2023

CHICAGO CUBS(Stroman) -138 over Cleveland Guardians(Bibee)----somehow,  at the age of 32,  Stroman is having a better year than he's ever had before.  Cubs on a 12-6 run and have scored 47 more runs than Cleveland.  (Lose 6-0...........WTF?  Stroman rocked and Cubs don't hit.   Sick)

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS(Desclafani) +133 over New York Mets(Verlander)-----Verlander's 2-year contract is for $86,666,666.   In 1986 the Mets were on COCAINE..........that's why they won.  Ok?   I don't know what's up with those 6 other sixes.   Well, Verlander makes 43.333 million this year and the Mets are 4-7 in his starts.  In June the Mets went 7-19.   Giants have scored 32 more runs than Mets and they've won 10 more games.  They also have a better batting average.  SF has gone 8-8 in Desclafani's starts and he does have the Revenge vs the Mets.  Gotta go Italian here.(Lose 4-1........mindbogglingly weak in a mindbogglingly fucked up day.   Verlander SHUTS OUT GIANTS!   Descla-dago goes 3 3 3 0 3.........horrible game)