Friday, June 28, 2013

White Sox Throw a Game

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Quintana) -135 over Cleveland Indians(Bauer)-----Ok, ok.....White Sox got brutalized in the 1st game.....here's a clean slate.(Lose 9-8...........There is no clean slate for the White Sox----not after that blatantly throw a game like this.  Why isn't Addison Reed playing with those Eternal Losers on the North Side?  His name is ADDISON!  Reed blows a 3-run lead in 1-inning of work........you could almost see it happen before it happened as the one girl laughs, on the 1st-base side,  and then the other girl,  sitting right behind home plate,  stretches both her arms straight up above her head......yeah,  and the home team loses.   Great.   Horrible game for Hector Gimenez with a Passed Ball and a pathetic K.   (Why was Jesse Crain,  who has a 0.52 ERA,  relieved by Addison Reed again?   Get Ventura outta there;  he's failed)   Oh,  I'm so glad to know that De Aza,  who ended the game with a pathetic bat-on-his-shoulder backwards-K,  was the COMCAST Professional Grade Player of The Game.   MLB is so fucking corrupt;  has Chris Davis been PED-tested?)

Tennis

MICHELLE LARCHER de BRITO -150 over Karin Knapp------I don't see Knapp,  having beaten 2 'Lucie's in this tournament,  now beating,  in the 3rd round,  a 'Michelle'.(Lose 7-5, 6-2.........Didn't you always know that Madeleine McCann was kidnapped, raped and murdered by Portuguese thugs?)

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Fuck this

TORONTO(Wang) +155 over Boston(Lester)(Lose 7-4)
TORONTO(Wang) 1st 5inn +150 over Boston(Lester)----Lester threw a CG 1-hitter against the Blue Jays so this is a huge revenge situation.  Toronto is 9-12 vs LHP starters but it seems,  with some of their rhbs,  that they could be stronger vs lhps.  Batters have hit .259 off Lester;  his ERA is up 1.40 since May 20th..........Blue Jays are 16-5 this month.(Lose 7-2......Wang completely destroyed in 1 inning of work........Toronto gets 5 total hits)

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES(Pettibone) +165 over La Dodgers(Greinke)-----Greinke is a better pitcher so far compared to Pettibone but............maybe not so much.  Phillies are a pretty consistent .500 team while the Dodgers,  having just gone on an 5-0 run,  are still 7 games below .500.  And with the Greek Orthodox church getting blasted today in Damascus,  we'll go with that against Zac The Greek and we'll take the number.(Lose 6-4.......I'm SOOOOOO glad there's a way to fix a game against me where my team can get 14 Hits---against the Dodgers' 7 Hits-----and still lose.  Thanks to Justin De Fratus for the L, BS and the 2H and 2BB allowed in 2/3 of an inning.  Delmon Young was 4-4......Utley was 3-5 w/HR..........still lose.)  

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

CUBS(Jackson) +120 over Brewers(Lohse)----With Schierholtz,  R-yan Sweeney joining in early May........and Rizzo,  the Chicago Cubs are an 'Axis' team.   And with good starting pitching---except perhaps for Jackson who is the only SP not really pulling his weight----why is this team at 31-43?  And with Castro----associated with a potential Snowden destination----I can see why this team might start doing better(guess Marmol has had a negative effect).(Lose 9-3........Fuck these losing pieces of shit)

DETROIT TIGERS(Porcello) -130 over La Angels(Wilson)----Porcello didn't even last 1 inning vs Angels last meeting so this is a big Pitcher Revenge spot for him.   Tigers also lost last meeting against Wilson so they have the Team Revenge.  Porcello got rocked last start but he's only walking 1 ever 6 innings.(Lose 14-8.........DISGRACE.  6 Errors.  Porcello rocked again.  Don't even bother putting these fucking losers in the World Series again so they can disgrace themselves.)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Locke) -110 over Seattle Mariners(Saunders)-----Locke has faced a variety of offenses including good ones like the Tigers,  Reds,  Braves and Cardinals..........and he's dominated. (Win 9-4..........Starling Marte 2HR) 

METS(Wheeler) +155 over White Sox(Sale)(Lose 5-4............Wright never hits for me.  Latroy Hawkins blows the game late.)

HOUSTON ASTROS(Harrell) +140 over Stl Cardinals(Westbrook)-----Westbrook,  not an overpowering pitcher,  has an ERA of 1.76 after 8 starts.  Maybe he's been getting a little lucky.(Lose 13-5.............Why are the Astros still in MLB?)

INDIANS(Masterson) over Orioles(Tillman) parlayed with BLUE JAYS(Buehrle) over Rays(Moore) parlayed with ROCKIES(Nicasio) over Boston(Dempster) (+1130)-----There was no heimlich maneuver in Boston last night for the most paralyzing choke in recent sports history and..........however disappointing the Rockies have been for you,  I think you have to take advantage here.   Moore's dominance ended on June 4th.....hasn't returned.(Lose 6-3,  11-4,  5-1...........Oh, so now Moore's gonna be good again.  WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL ME?  Nicasio allows 12 hits in 2 innings.......Rockies SUCK---they fucking SUCK.  Hate that fucking team.   GWHR Alexi Casilla)

Sunday, June 23, 2013

TWINS(Hernandez) +140 over Indians(Carrasco)(Win 5-3.....Oswaldo Arcia 2-4, 2RBI,  Joe Mauer 2-4,  3Runs)

GIANTS(Cain) -185 over Marlins(Eovaldi)(Lose 7-2)
GIANTS(Cain) -1.5(+115) over Marlins(Eovaldi)(Lose 7-2.....Bad Error by Belt at 1st base.....Giants beat me then, today,  can't win for me.........Ruggiano 2HR,  Eovaldi a W,  Rizzo goes 3-3, HR for the Cubs;  guess it was Italian Day.)

Saturday, June 22, 2013

MIAMI MARLINS(Turner) over Giants(Zito) parlayed with TIGERS(Scherzer) over Boston(Webster) parlayed with OAKLAND(Straily) over Seattle(Harang) (+560)-----'World War Z' is playing in theaters;  everyone says it sucks;  don't know but.......Turner's been bettable.  With Aaron Hernandez clearly guilty of the cover-up,  at least,  of the murder of his friend,  we'll see if Aaron Harang can get---as often happens---rocked.(Lose 2-1 and 7-5........Nick Franklin, Sanford, FL, 3-5, GWRBI,  Franklin Gutierrez 2-4, HR...........PHGWRBI Hector Sanchez.....Marlins fail to hit Zito)

Friday, June 21, 2013

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Dickey) -121 over Baltimore(Hammel)----Dickey's move to the AL has been a bit rocky;  he's been rocked twice by the Orioles giving him the Double Revenge here at home.(Win 7-6............Rajai Davis GWRBI...........Munenori Kawasaki 2-4, HR)

Thursday, June 20, 2013

LOS ANGELES ANGELS(Hanson) +102 over Seattle Mariners(Hernandez)---Hernandez has beaten the Angels this season,  giving the Angels the home revenge which,  on a -354 Dow day,  is appropriate.  Both teams have 32 wins apiece.  Michael Clete Thomas!  2-4 w/HR today........Scioscia?(Win 10-9.....Wow,  a 7-0 lead in the 3rd blown by the Mariners........Mike Trout 4-4,  Peter Bourjos 3-4,  Trumbo an HR........Yoervis Medina walks in the winning run)

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

MILWAUKEE(Figaro) -103 over Houston(Lyles)----Houston is on a 4-1 run and Lyles has been improving.  However.......Albert Pujols and Alberto Callaspo a combined 8 for 10 yesterday.  Huh.  We'll try Alfredo.(Lose 10-1...........Figaro wins his previous start 10-1,  then he loses this one 10-1........I guess we have problems if we're losing 10-1 to the pathetic Astros----ok, they do have Chris Carter and Jason Castro......and 'Man of Steel' is in theaters with its "Christian Iconography".  How much money have the Brewers cost me this year?  They're bad news.)

Sunday, June 16, 2013

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Gonzalez) -112 over Boston Red Sox(Lester)(Win 6-3)
BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Gonzalez) -1.5(+175) over Boston Red Sox(Lester)----Snowden's favorite team is the Orioles!(Win 6-3........Nick Markakis 4-5)

Saturday, June 15, 2013

MATHEW GOGGIN to win (+10,000)----Away with Mickelsin..........to produce a win........the power of the Ginn.............at Merion.(Lose 76, 73.......10 strokes off Justin Rose........shot 68 the first day so.........at 100-1........thought he could do it again.)

Friday, June 14, 2013

CUBS(Jackson) +117 over Mets(Marcum)-----I shouldn't be betting Cubs after all the money they've looted me of---even as early in the season as June.   But 1)Encarnacion had the GWRBI last night for the Jays....2)Cubs have actually won more games than the Mets........3) Loar seems to making a move in the US Open.(Win 6-3......Anthony Rizzo 3-4......DeJesus 3RBI..........Schierholtz an HR)

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

ROCKIES(De La Rosa) -170 over Nationals(Ohlendorf)(Lose 5-1)
ROCKIES(De La Rosa) -1.5(+115) over Nationals(Ohlendorf)-----Ross Ohlendorf??  This team should have been in the World Series last year,  decided not to let Strasburg pitch in the playoffs,  and now,  this year,  as a sub-.500 team,  they're going to Ohlendorf.  I don't know about that.(Lose 5-1......following losses for me on June 8th and June 6th,  this is the 3rd game the Rockies have lost for me recently............BURN, BABY, BURN.)

PHILLIES(Cloyd) +107 over Twins(Pelfrey)----Huge run-support for Tony Cingrani yesterday--with Tony Cingrani going 2-2---and Tyler Colvin had 2 HR.(Lose 4-3........Cloyd OK for 5inn.....Bastardo takes the L and BS...........Michael Clete Thomas 4-4.........Oswaldo Arcia 3-4 for Minnesota.  And, of course,  Mike Pelfrey had NEVER lasted 7innings in a game this season before this game.)

Monday, June 10, 2013

CHICAGO CUBS(Feldman) over Cincinnati Reds(Bailey) parlayed with ORIOLES(Garcia) over Angels(Weaver) (+330)------In honor of Feldman's birthplace,  the great state of Hawaii where Edward Snowden became one of the greatest American Heroes of our modern age,  I will give the Cubs YET ANOTHER chance to win for BCLI.(Lose 6-2........Nah,  Cubs not bettable this year.....even bad teams don't lose every game but.......maybe some kind of a front-office shake-out would be in order.)

ARIZONA(Miley) +170 over Dodgers(Kershaw)------If Nieves starts.......this is that rarest thing:  A stone cold LOCK at +170.  But there's not guarantee that he will.(Win 5-4.........it was looking bad but Nieves got in to pinch hit in the 7th,  took his walk.  Have to thank Mark Ellis for not making the play deep in the hole in the magical 9th inning.)

Sunday, June 09, 2013

METS(Niese) -1.5(+115) over Miami(Koehler)(Lose 8-4....How were the sorry Mets actually AHEAD in this game where they only got 6 Hits to Miami's 17?)

Saturday, June 08, 2013

ASTROS(Bedard) +160 over Royals(Santana)----With PalaceMalice winning the horse race........ummmm,  I'll see that as "Royal-negative" for this bet.(Lose 7-2.......Houston,  we've got a problem)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Francis) -130 over San Diego Padres(Stults)-----With Obama's recent terror show(ballistic) hitting Santa Monica,  wacking a certain Carlos Franco,  do I give the Rockies another chance,  here,  with Francis,  after Tulowitski and Gonzalez went a combined 0-11 for me a couple days ago?  Ummm,  the Padres did NOT hit a lhp when I needed them to a while ago so.....I'll try the Rockies.(Lose 4-2...........Francis rocked and.....Rockies can't hit Stults.  Very surprising.)

Friday, June 07, 2013

ARIZONA(Corbin) -132 over San Francisco(Cain)(Win 3-1.........Paul Goldschmidt GWHR, 3RBI)

Thursday, June 06, 2013

COLORADO ROCKIES(Chacin) -130 over San Diego Padres(Cashner)----The day after Julio Teheran almost threw a no-hitter,  ya gotta try Jhoulys.   The day after Maracaibo Carlos Gonzalez hits 3HR,  ya gotta try Maracaibo Chacin.(Lose 6-5.........Gonzalez and Tulowitski go a combined 0-11 for me 1 day after going a combined 8-10 with 5HR)

METS(Marcum) over Nationals(Gonzalez) parlayed with MARINERS(Harang) over Yankees(Hughes) +430----Mets broke a losing streak yesterday in DC but it could have been just about rocking Haren.  However,  there's a chance the Mets are in town to do some real damage,  punishing the "source-city" of the NSA's Constitution-trashing Gestapo-tactic Omni-Spynetwork.  Marcum's not the better pitcher here but Mark Trumbo did have 2HR yesterday.  Hughes and Harang both have ERAs over 5......Hughes has been hit by Seattle......Harang seems to be improving....."There..........was a TYYYMMMMEEEEE,  the Snowman blew so good......Ahhh,  this could be..........the biggest Sky..........."(Lose 6-1........Harang rocked)

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

ARIZONA(Miley) +125 over St. Louis(Kelly)(Win 10-3............Paul Goldschmidt grand slam,   Martin Prado 2-4)

Tuesday, June 04, 2013

ARIZONA(Skaggs) +135 over St. Louis(Wacha)(Win 7-6.........Josh Collmenter, 4inn for the W,  Willie Bloomquist 4-6,  Paul Goldschmidt 3-6 GWRBI)

Monday, June 03, 2013

MIAMI MARLINS(Koehler) +179 over Philadelphia Phillies(Kendrick)-----Marlins off 3 big--and rare---victories.  Koehler looks about equal to Kendrck.(Lose 7-2......That Koehler had his worst start of the year is strange enough....but I believe that the Marlins wanted to win for us..........and the city of Philadelphia still has some things to learn......
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/Building_collapse_.html
(Most of the injured people were inside a Salvation Army store at the corner of 22nd and Market streets when a demolition of a four-story structure attached to the store at 2140 Market Street went horribly wrong.)............about COMPLIANCE.)


INDIANA PACERS +7 over Miami Heat(Lose 99-76)
INDIANA PACERS +300 over Miami Heat----Miami HAS won a lot more regular season games than the Pacers.  But..........Indiana has beaten the Heat in Miami once in this series.  I figure its even.(Lose 99-76)

Saturday, June 01, 2013

RED SOX(Doubront) over Yankees(Hughes) parlayed with CUBS(Samardzija) over Diamondbacks(Kennedy) parlayed with TORONTO(Buehrle) over Padres(Erlin) +480----Keep rolling with the Venezuelan machine on Carabobo Felix Doubront.......Cubs on a 5-game win-streak,  at home with a good pitcher.(Lose 12-4 and 4-3............Just can't bet on the Cubs.  They are a horrible,  unlucky,  poorly managed and cursed organization.  Even with a good SP,  the Cubs'll lose it.   Of course,  Marmol probably shouldn't be a major league closer.......but is Zac Putnam the answer?  (Bwaaaaa).  Not in this game.)