Sunday, November 29, 2015

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS -2.5(-115) over Denver Broncos-----Defenses are statistically even.  Patriots score a lot more points,  though.  For Patriots,  Edelman and Amendola are out.....blah blah blah.........some other injuries maybe.  Its in Denver,  probably why the line's so low for a 10-0 team that scores so many points.   I realize why some people wouldn't want to bet on a University of Michigan QB like Brady on the day after Michigan closed out yet another failed football season with a loss that failed to cover the spread by 4 touchdowns.   But I'm not sure its been names like 'Edelman',  'Belichek' or even 'Brady' which have been the primary source of fortune for this,  the most fortunate team in the NFL over the last 15 seasons.  They still have Rob Ninkovich,  Rob Gronkowski and Robert Kraft at owner,  don't they?   And was it not one of Carly Fiorina's hitmen,  Robert Lewis Dear,  whose passion for the safety of the unborn exploded in Jihad just 2 days ago IN Colorado,  the state in which this game will be played?   And was this not from the passion of the people---oppressed by Rahm Emanuel in Chicago-----who seized the will to power in their outrage against the video----suppressed so long in time to ensure Emanuel's re-election----of Police Atrocity?  And if the cop killed by Dear was 'Garrett' Swasze,  this would,  I think,  inspire LeGarrette Blount-----who the Patriots have and who is not injured----to heroic success beyond anything or anybody the Broncos have.  And who DO the Broncos have?  Oh,  #17 Brock Osweiler.   Fucking.............shit:  Do you know how fucking bad #17 Ryan Tannehill was today?   That passing game just sucks.  Terrible.  Completely incompetent.  AND I BET ON HIM...........the worst.   And so we're gonna see that 17 emulates 17 as Osweiler loses this game badly.(Lose 30-24...........Where were all the bogus penalties against the Patriots when I bet against them with Buffalo last week?  Fuck the NFL...........REFs suck.   Patriots lead 21-7 at the beginning of the 4th quarter............Broncos get stopped and punt.........ball goes off Chris Harper's chest for a fumbled punt return with the Broncos recover at the NE 36 yard-line.   This,  per se, wouldn't be so bad,  considering the snow and game conditions,  but when Denver fumbles a punt later on,  DENVER RECOVERS IT!  Thats a dangerous as fuck inequality and inconsistency when it goes against me.............bogus offensive pass-int penalty on Gronkowski which would have been a 1st down but instead, thanks to the corruption of the NFL refs,  NE has the punt.   With 2:31 left NE still should have won but they give up a 36-yd pass to Thomas and then a 39yd pass to Sanders over Butler----WHERE THE FUCKS THE PASS DEFENSE WHEN YOU NEED IT TO SAVE THE GAME!  Then with 1:25 left,  on a play where Osweiler is sacked for a big loss,  a bogus penalty is called on Chung in the endzone.   It seemed like almost all the penalties called against the Patriots were called against them in the 4th quarter.  That's a HUGE tell that this game was fixed.   If the NFL cared about Brady's cheating,  it could have replayed the Colts-Pats game with regulation-inflated footballs...........or at least made him serve his 4-game suspension.   Anything would have been better than this:  A BLATANTLY and obvious CRIMINAL fixed-game by NFL refs.)
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS -3 over Pittsburgh Steelers------NC Wilmington Seahawks won 94-73 yesterday at East Tennessee with a 1-point pointspread.   Steelers are off the bye something which didn't help the Giants today.  (Win 39-30..........Doug Baldwin 3 TDs with the 80yd covering TD...........Kearse 2TDs.........INTs by Sherman and Chancellor and Rubin...........Rawls a TD)
MIAMI DOLPHINS +4.5 over New York Jets(Lose 38-20)
MIAMI DOLPHINS +175 over New York Jets----Miami has the Revenge on the road here.  Jets are 0-4-1 ATS over last 5 with Revis OUT today.(Lose 38-20..........Dolphins had 12 rushing yds in this game..............dropped passes or bad passes Miami has a hopeless passing game----sick passing game)

ATLANTA FALCONS -1.5 over Minnesota Vikings----Vikings are 8-2 ATS...........wow.  Atlanta is off 3 straight losses at home.(Lose 20-10........Matt Ryan 2 INTs to Newman and Munnerlyn)

SAN FRANCISCO 49ers +9 over Arizona Cardinals------SF has had some really horrible--sick---games..........but they're only 4-6 ATS.   Arizona State LOST to Cal last night so..........SF has the Revenge and the home-off-road-loss.   Cardinals' defense...........umm,  may be on the weak side.  So SF will have to score better, a lot better,  than usual.(Win 19-13.........Blaine Gabbert 69%...........pretty good...........TD Vance McDonald.  Arizona was +2TO and still didn't cover.)

OAKLAND -1 over Tennessee parlayed with GIANTS -2 over Redskins (+250)------Giants are off the bye........let's have another gratuitous moment of silence for Chad Carr who,  while he did well for Mississippi yesterday,  is probably an Ohio State fan so we'll take the Raiders.(Lose 20-14.........Eli Manning 3 INTs...........tragic.)

Saturday, November 28, 2015

SATAN HALL PIRATES -3 over Georgia Bulldogs----------Massive failure by Christianity across the board.  I will END you fucks.   yea,  GOOD fucking Bye to an ENTIRE FUCKING RELIGION.  Fucking cunts.  Stop BOMBING THE freedom fighters in Syria,  Russia you Slavic pieces of HUMAN GARBAGE.   Stop bombing the FREE SYRIAN ARMY you GODDAMN FUCKING REDS!!!   Ohhh.......I'm gonna blow your whole FUCKING SHIT-HEAD CUNTRY,  Russia.  JUSTICE for Litvinienko,  YOU FAGGOTS!   ohhhhh,  you fucking bitch.  God is Dead.   God is fucking dead,  bitch.  200,000 dead and you fucks can't kill Assad?   Oh,  you're real fucking humanitarians aren't you?   Fucking cunts.   CHERNOBYL fucked me.  Chernobyl ruined MY FUCKING LIFE.   Yeah,  bitch-----I had a chance to have a life once.   Fuck your nuclear fucking waste,  Russia.   You want "Ukrainian Fascists"?
    you're gonna fucking have them now......dogface Russian slime-bag.   Fuck you.(Win 69-62.........Isaiah Whitehead 22pts.........Khadeen Carrington career-hi 20pts)

LSU TIGERS -6 over Texas A M Aggies--------Lsu off 3 losses   LES MILES WAS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!  and if you saw what the Memphis Tigers did today to SMU.....63-0......yup,  that's the future.  That's the answer!  fucking Russian maggots.   OH!  I'm not gonna fucking lose to Texas A and M against.   Look who they have:  Christian Kirk!  Fucking kill him.(Win 19-7.......Brandon Harris as QB for LSU,  33% w/ INT and they still win.  Leonard Fournette 159yds,  TD...........LSU + 2TO)

NOTRE DAME FIGHTING IRISH +3.5 over Stanford Cardinal-----Notre Dame is 1-3 ATS over their last 4 games;  they beat Boston College only 19-16.   That's not good.  But Stanford's whole team is basically Christian McCaffrey!   You think Christian McCaffrey is gonna win today?  After Christian Hackenburg and the little-boy-rapers lost 55-16 !  Yeah: 55-16.  UnFUCKINGbelievable.   Stanford has the revenge and ND lost Prosise but...........55-16!  The only way ND doesn't win this is if Christian McCaffrey's replacement turns out to be great after he goes Out For the Season on an injury in the 1st quarter.(Win 38-36..........Notre Dame +110yds........Kizer 52% with 128rshing yds.......McCaffrey held to a 3.5 average..........Hogan 81%)
MICHIGAN WOLVERINES +1.5 over Ohio State Buckeyes------By final scores,  Ohio State technically did better against Michigan State and Indiana than Michigan did.   But............Michigan had to get supernaturally unlucky to actually lose to Michigan State-----you do remember that,  right?  Yes,  playing at home didn't help Michigan beat Michigan State(nor did playing at home help Ohio State beat Michigan State).........but Michigan has 3 years of Revenge motivation against OSU,  so I'd probably play Michigan even if they weren't at home.(Lose 42-13.........Michigan loses the 2nd half 28-3.   What the fuck?   I cannot believe this shit.   Oh,  Michigan's "Honorary Coach" at the coin-toss was Bump Elliot..........and Ezekiel Elliott rushes for 214yds and 2 TD even though he didn't do shit the week before against Michigan State.   Hmmmm.   Who's on the video board in the 2nd half cheering on Michigan's pathetic defense?  Oh, that would be Ohio-man Charles Woodson.  SOMETHING happened at half time to ruin this game.   But what?  Could it have been that superfluous number retired-number-players' relatives?  I would say...........Michigan was never really that good(but looked good against weak teams).  But OHIO STATE WAS NEVER THAT GOOD.  You know who was probably the best team that Michigan and Ohio State beat this year?  INDIANA.  I mean,  Indiana's ok but..........no.   OSU and Michigan will not win bowl games.   57 rushing yards by Michigan:  Pretty bad.  Darboh dropped 3 passes but...........why did Michigan SUCK so bad in the 2nd half?   Who did this to me?  Oh, yeah; the Russians and Christianity.)

PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS +9.5 over Michigan State Spartans(Lose 55-16)
PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS +300 over Michigan State Spartans------Hey,  you know,  did you see Penn State against Indiana?  They crushed,  man;  PSU can have good games.   And Indiana is a team that MSU,  Michigan and Ohio State all struggled to beat...........and Penn State CRUSHED them in an even turnover ratio game.   And Penn State has 2 years of Revenge here vs MSU.  Believe.(Lose 55-16..........Penn State loses the 2nd half 35-6.  They would have almost covered if the game ended at halftime.   Michigan State outgains them by only 18yds............but wins 55-16.  And they got + 3 on TO ratio.   The Detroit Lions had their best game of the year 2 days before this!  and the Nittany Lions fuck up this badly for me?  That is a VERY DANGEROUS inconsistency..........totally uncalled for.  Fuck Michigan State I'm blowing them out with Iowa.)

Thursday, November 26, 2015

LIONS -3(-105) over Eagles-------Only once over the Lions' last 9 games have they scored 20 points or more.   That IS a mystery.  Stafford has thrown for about 260 yds per game and 64%----that doesn't seem that bad,  does it?  Apparently,  Eagles will have Mark Sanchez at QB,  like last game.  But the Eagles seem to have some other injuries.   I'll take a leap of faith and expect the Lions to step it up on offense significantly.......they did score 37 against the Bears.(Win 45-14..........Stafford 5TD, 337yds...........Calvin Johnson 3TDs.......TDs by Theo Riddick and Golden Tate)

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

TENNESSEE -8.5 over Army--------Two Army helicopters crash on the same day---yesterday----in different parts of the world and............wow,  ISIS is pissed.  Anthony Morrow 15pts for OKC yesterday........Tenn has Armani Moore.   Tennessee was gracious enough to host-----in Chattanooga----an ISIS-style attack this year on the Army recruitment center.........I'll go with Tennessisis.(Win 95-80...........Wow,  great win.  Armani Moore 29pts.........Kevin Punter 26pts.....Robert Hubbs 14pts)

Monday, November 23, 2015

BUFFALO BILLS +7.5(-125) over New England Patriots(Win 20-13)
BUFFALO BILLS +290 over New England Patriots-------Bills lost 40-32 to Patriots so they have the Revenge.   I lost $60 in the Colts-Patriots game in which Brady cheated so.........since Brady never served his 4-game suspension,  a suspension he was given in lieu of REPLAYING THE COLTS GAME WITH REGULATION-INFLATED FOOTBALLS,  I was always planning to release a BCLI Anti-Cheater Game of the Year  against the Patriots this year.  Tyler Lockett had 2TDs yesterday as did Tyler Eifert......Tyler Renew had the GWTD for Citadel over SC on Saturday while Tyrian Taylor had a TD for New Mexico State in their upset win over Lafayette and Tyler O'Connor played QB for Michigan State in its win over Ohio State.  Tyraiq Beals also had 14yds for Connecticut in its 20-17 win over Houston.  Going back to November 16th,  Tyler Cavanaugh had 18pts for George Washington in its win over Virginia.   Bills have Tyrod at QB.(Lose 20-13............Taylor was 55% 233yds)

Sunday, November 22, 2015

ST. LOUIS RAMS +3(-115) over Baltimore Ravens-----Rams have lost some games due to weak offense,  but they do have strong wins over SF and Cleveland(Ravens actually lost to Cleveland) and wins over AZ and SEA.   So we'll cite the 18pts from Kevin HERvey from 2 days ago in Arlington's win over Ohio State,  SHEdon McClellan's 27pts for Miami in a huge win over Utah and SHEvon Thompson's 20pts for George Mason in a win over Oklahoma State to suggest the possible ignition of Todd Gurley.(Push 16-13.........Rams just don't score.   13-3 Rams ahead in 3rd quarter.........lose.  2 fumbles by Case Keenum who threw 46%...........Gurley a TD and fumble,  not too many yards---average 2.6yds/carry.  Ravens +170 yards)

CHICAGO BEARS +1.5 over Denver Broncos-----Bears have just started using Langford over the last 3 games............and they've done well.   Broncos have Osweiler at QB now.........and.....Cutler has thrown 64 % for the year---yes,  he went to Vanderbilt,  but Langford went to the luckiest school in CFB.(Lose 17-15...........Guess we're not gonna win in Chicago after what we did to the Cubs.   I'm still,  like,  so happy about that,  though.   Langford a 1.9 average per rush?  Sucks.   Denver +2TO..........Cutler and INT and fumble............Osweiler 74%
http://wgntv.com/2015/11/23/fire-in-john-hancock-building-caused-by-candle/
(CHICAGO -- Saturday's fire in the John Hancock Center was an accident caused by a candle.)
  Put out the candles.)

BENGALS +4.5 over Cardinals(Win 34-31)
BENGALS +180 over Cardinals--------Dalton has thrown 66% vs 64% for Palmer,  with Palmer having thrown for 300 more yards.   The Bengals' last game was............played against Houston,  who wear............colors that are...........the same as France's.  And that game,  in which the Bengals lost pathetically as 10-point favorites...........was played 3 days after November 13th.   So,  while Arizona is pretty good,  Bengals are due for some bounce-back action after a game that was clearly chromatically fixed against them.  Their defense should decent luck against Palmer.(Lose 34-31........Bengals +1 TO.........2 TD Tyler Eifert...........Dalton 56%;  too many incomplete passes)

Saturday, November 21, 2015

OKLAHOMA STATE +3 over Baylor-----If you look at what George Mason has done in basketball over the last 2 days(winning 2 games as underdogs of either 12.5 or 9.5 points)..........then you look at Mason Plumlee getting 18pts yesterday in a Portland win over the Clippers...........and you see that Micah Mason had 14pts for Duquesne in a 26-pt win over Penn State yesterday.........well,  who wouldn't want to bet on a QB today named Mason Rudolf?   With this bet you get him,  plus the Revenge.(Lose 45-35.........Oklahoma State +3 TO in this game and they lose!?   This must be a fascinatingly bad team.  What are these idiots DOING?  Baylor had Ishmael Zamora...........who had 1 reception.  KD Cannon 210yds, 2TD.........Baylor +260yds)

VANDERBILT COMMODORES +4.5 over Texas A M  Aggies----At first glance,  you just can't bet on this Commodores team because..........where's the scoring?  They average, like 15 points per game.  However,  their defense must be good as it held Florida to 9 and Missouri to 3.   Texas AM has, it looks like,  only played 2 road games so far.   Ok,  Vanderbilt's coach is Derek Mason........if it weren't for that,  I probably wouldn't play this..........but we'll give them a chance.(Lose 25-0.........Kyle Shurmur threw 25% for Vanderbilt who undershot its scoring average by 15pts.  Horrible football team.  Probably the worst performance by a team EVER that BCLI bet on)

ORLANDO MAGIC -3.5 over Sacramento Kings----------good start to Orlando's season.(Lose 97-91)

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

UIC +7 over Western Illinois(Lose 84-57..........JC Fuller 19pts...........Garret Covington 17pts.........Jabari Sandifer 16pts.   Flames can't win with Paris Burns?)

Sunday, November 15, 2015

ARIZONA +3 over Seattle(Win 39-32)
ARIZONA +125 over Seattle---Travis Wilson didnt win for Utah but.... Redskins 47-14 over Saints!?!  Chiefs 29-13 over Denver......go with the red, babe.(Win 39-32............Seattle +2TO and Arizona wins.........Arizona + 12 1st downs.........Michael Floyd 2TD............Fitzgerald 130yds...........Arizona +110 yards)
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS +4.5(-115) over Denver Broncos-----KC has the in-season Revenge and is off a bye.   Denver has the home-off-road-loss but............

A. Talib
Out Sun
Suspension
11/10/15
Talib has been issued a one-game suspension for gouging an opponent's eye and will miss Sunday's game against the Chiefs.
     ..........their eye-gouger is OUT.(Win 29-13........Cairo Santos 5FG.........Kansas City +5TO.......INTs by Ron Parker,  Sean Smith,  Josh Mauga and Eric Berry.........Charcandrick West 2TD...........Alex Smith 54%)

Saturday, November 14, 2015

WASHINGTON STATE COUGARS +12 over Ucla Bruins(Win 31-27)
WASHINGTON STATE COUGARS +370 over Ucla Bruins------Ucla usually scores well but they've had some bad games----inconsistency.   And today,  it looks like they've got some injuries.  I don't know if this line is respecting Luke Falk;  the guy has thrown 70% for the season,  hundreds of yards per game---sometimes 500.   WSU's defense has allowed 30 or more points in 6 of their last 8 games.  However,  they've gone 4-2 SU in those 6 games.   COUG-koo.(Win 31-27..........Gabe Marks 2TDs...........Dom Williams TD)
SYRACUSE +30 over Clemson----Dungey throws 59%, thats not bad.  Syr at home.  Why not?(Win 37-27.........Syracuse +2 TO..........well,  Zack Mahoney played QB:  38% but 2 Rushing TDs and 76yds rushing..........Nice effort by Syracuse to get the cover.)

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

BOWLING GREEN FALCONS -3 over Western Michigan Broncos-----WMU is at home and has handily beaten a lot of MAC teams.  But Bowling Green has beaten 2 Big Ten teams AND has the Revenge here.  BG has also scored 30 against Tennessee.   WMU has covered against Michigan State.   All in all,  I think Bowling Green would have to get unusually unlucky to lose this game.(Win 41-27..........Travis Greene 3 TDs.........Roger Lewis 2TDs........Johnson 56%)

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

CENTRAL MICHIGAN CHIPPEWAS +3 over Toledo Rockets parlayed with OHIO BOBCATS -7 over Kent State Golden Flashes(+260)-----With the names on the Alabama Police Terrorists in the warrant-less tasering and warrant-less home-invasion after the Alabama-LSU game being James KENT and PHILLIP Champion,  we'll go against Rockets' QB Phillip Ely and Kent State,  with CMU having the home revenge and Ohio the home-off-road-loss,  in this,  the BCLI Anti-Obama-Police-Terror-State Parlay of the Year..........BCLI Parlay of the Year!(Lose 28-23.........Michael Roberts and Diontae Johnson TDs by Toledo...........Hunt 2TDs by Toledo)

Sunday, November 08, 2015

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES -3(-120) over Dallas Cowboys------Eagles are on the road but have the in-season revenge and are off a bye.(Win 33-27..........INTTD Jordan Hicks..........Bradford 69%..........GWTD by Jordan Matthews in OT)
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS +4.5 over Denver Broncos(Win 27-24)
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS +170 over Denver Broncos------Too many close wins for Denver:  They have to actually lose now.   Broncos have the revenge from last season's playoffs.........but Colts have the home-off-road-loss.   Colts only lost by 7 to Patriots.......and their last loss was to Panthers,  who are good.   TCU lost yesterday.........(Christian Hackenburg lost too)........so it could be a Pagano type of day.  I also like that the Colts have Andre Johnson,  with Jeremy Johnson winning at QB for Auburn yesterday.  Delane Hart-Johnson had a TD in the New Mexico Lobos Win at home as a 20.5 underdog yesterday.  The Broncos defense has been about 5.5 points better than the Colts' defense this year but the Colts have seemed to have worked through their early season bad luck and should finally come with their best game today.(Win 27-24......Frank Gore,  a TD and 83yds........Colts were +2TO with INTs by Mike Adams and Darius Butler......TDs by Jack Doyle and Ahmad Bradshaw.......Luck was 58%)

CAROLINA PANTHERS +2.5 over Green Bay Packers----Obviously,  the Packers didn't choose to compete last week and will probably want to play better in this game.  However,  this is Cam Newton and both New Mexico teams won their games yesterday as huge (17 points and 20.5 points) underdogs.  But lets look at Carolina teams:  North Carolina beat Duke 66-31,  easily covered the 7-pt line.  And North Carolina State beat Boston College 24-8,  covering the line by 12 points.(Win 37-29........Newton 50% 3TD passing,  1 TD rushing.........TDs by Corey Brown,  Devin Funchess and Greg Olsen.........Panthers were +1TO)

ST. LOUIS RAMS +1.5 over Minnesota Vikings(Lose 18-21...........Rams were +1 TO..........Foles 58%.........Greg Zuerlein kicked a 61-yd FG but missed a 48-yd FG...........Not enough FGs from him I guess)

Saturday, November 07, 2015

NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS +5 over Michigan State Spartans(Win 39-38)
NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS +170 over Michigan State Spartans------MSU is 8-0 SU 2-6 ATS.  That means they've been overrated all season.   MSU is off a bye here.   But Nebraska has the home-off-road-loss and 2 years of Revenge motivation.   Nebraska is 3-6 SU with some losses to sucky teams like Illinois and Miami.  But they are 4-5 ATS.   Consider that Nebraska got very unlucky last game when they were -4 TO in a loss.   And that their #1 RB is Terrell Newby with Zack Terrell having thrown 72% and 3 TDs for Western Michigan in a 54-7 win--covering the spread by 32 points-----2 days ago.   Armstrong is listed as "likely to play" for Nebraska.   But the kicker is that CFB's greatest play of the season occurred last week on Halloween as an 8-lateral kick-return TD for Miami in the game's final 6 seconds was a TD for Corn Elder.   And these are the Nebraska CORNhuskers and that is why we will be bringing the house to win this,  the BCLI Ncaa Revenge Game of the Year............BCLI Game of the Year!(Win 39-38........Nice game!  Imani Cross 98yds TD.......Brandon Reilly game-winning TD with 37 ticks left.......Jordan Westerkamp TD, 143yds.........Armstrong 2 rushing TDs........Newby didn't carry much at all, maybe he's not the #1 RB)

CLEMSON -10 over Florida State------Mismatch;  FSU lost to Georgia Tech,   Clemson beat Notre Dame.   And Clemson has the home revenge.(Push 23-13)

Wednesday, November 04, 2015

TORONTO RAPTORS +8.5 over Oklahoma City Thunder(Win 103-98)
TORONTO RAPTORS +320 over Oklahoma City Thunder(Win 103-98.........Jonas Valanciunas 17pts..........DeMar DeRozan 28pts...........Kyle Lowry 17pts.........Cory Joseph 9pts........Carroll 13pts...........Bismack Biyombo,  Lubumbashi, Congo 7pts)

Sunday, November 01, 2015

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS -3(-120) over New York Giants------Aside from a loss to Tampa Bay,  New Orleans doesn't look so bad.   After October,  a month of pure evil having begun with a Netanyahu speech at the United Nations,  a month which featured plenty of shootings,  numerous bombed hospitals(by the United States and Russia),  a commercial aircraft going down in Sinai and even a music-concert Holocaust in Romania,  the Saints' performance in this game should be a "Punxatawney Phil"-like indicator..........to see whether the world will escape 30 more days of evil from Obama,  Putin and Israel.(Push 52-49..........Saints blow a 42-28 lead at the end of the 3rd quarter...........Career-hi 511 yds by Brees...........7TDs by Brees ties NFL record.........Saints defense must really suck for them to not cover this.........Kai Forbath GW FG...........Willie Snead 2TD.......Brandin Cooks 2TD)

CINCINNATI BENGALS -1 over Pittsburgh Steelers------Steelers have the home-off-road-loss but Bengals are off a bye and...............they seem to score high consistently.(Win 16-10)