Friday, June 30, 2017

ATLANTA BRAVES(Foltynewicz) +140 over Oakland A's(Gray)-------Braves on a 1-4 run.......and we now know Gray sucks.   Probably,  Braves are due for a win.(Win 3-1..........Foltynewicz throws an 8inn 1-hitter;  Gray throws an 8inn 2-hitter)

NEW YORK YANKEES(Pineda) +154 over Houston Astros(McCullers)-----Oh,  look at this:  Yankees have the Team Revenge against McCullers who shut them down earlier.   Against Pineda,  I don't see that happening again,  especially as Michael Fulmer almost pitched a CG yesterday.(Win 13-4...........Brett Gardner 6RBI, HR.........Ronald Torreyes 3-3........Chris Carter and Didi Gregorius 2-5.........Andrew Romine 2-4)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Ray) -1.5(+135) over Colorado Rockies(Gray)-----Ray's walks aren't decreasing,  but its fair to say his run support definitely is----Arizona has won its last 7 games in which Ray has started for them.  Rockies have..........lost their last 8 games and appear hopeless.   I'll give this team another chance after it lost for Godley.(Lose 6-3..........Chris Owings had 2 HR and Arizona still loses,  with Ray walking 5)

ST. LOUIS CARDINALS(Leake) -117 over Washington Nationals(Roark)-------Usually I don't bet on Leake........but Roark is way too hittable right now.(Win 8-1............Yadier Molina 4RBI..........Gregg Garcia 2-3...........Paul DeJong HR)

CHICAGO CUBS(Montgomery) +113 over Cincinnati Reds(Feldman)-----I've never really liked Feldman.(Lose 5-0..........Wow,  Cubs really sucked for me: 3 total hits by Cubs!)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Estrada) -120 over Boston Red Sox(Fister)-------Estrada was rocked a phenomenal 4 times in a row before pitching a decent game in his last start.   Perhaps his problems have been resolved.(Lose 7-4............Aaron Loup takes the L,  giving  3H,  3BB, 3ER in 1.1innings.........but Estrada walked 7 and TOR only got 6 hits)

Thursday, June 29, 2017

YANKEES(Cessa) over White Sox(Shields) parlayed with TORONTO(Happ) over Baltimore(Jimenez) +150----------Shields I see as 'HR-prone' and Yankees have Judge,  who already has 27 HRs.........don't like Shields' chances.   And Jimenez,  wild as ever........Happ is walking 1 every 6 innings so he seems like he's prepared to have a good game.(Lose 4-3 and 2-0.........
Unbelievable that James Shields beat the Yankees!  And a pretty good flame-out video on the Cessna...
http://abcnews.go.com/US/small-plane-crashes-california-freeway/story?id=48377385
(Jun 30, 2017, 4:00 PM ET
According to the agency, there were two people aboard the Cessna 310, which erupted into flames after slamming into the highway near John Wayne Airport......

"They were laying on the ground, clearly, covered in blood, but they were speaking to us," she said. "We thought that we were going to witness people just burning to death ... it was the most frightening thing I have ever seen.")
.........Cessa went 4 5 2 3 1 but it wouldn't have mattered if he'd done good;  Blue Jays got 3 total hits as Jimenez had his best start of the year(by a lot,  compared to most of his other starts) and Yankees couldn't hit Shields)

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Godley) -133 over St Louis Cardinals(Wainwright)----There's no guarantee that Wainwright will get rocked,  but Godley is really doing a lot better than last year.   And Arizona..........has Chris Owings and Chris Herrmann,  with Chris Young and Christian Vazquez having hit HRs yesterday and Christian Yelich going 3-4.   The name had a strong day yesterday.(Lose 4-3........Strange:  AZ outhit 'em 9 to 6.  Godley only allowed 2 hits in 7 innings but he walked in a run.)

Monday, June 26, 2017

MINNESOTA TWINS(Berrios) +200 over Boston Red Sox(Sale)(Lose 4-1..........4 total hits for Twins.........Mitch Moreland 2-3, HR for Boston)

Sunday, June 25, 2017

LA DODGERS(McCarthy) -151 over Colorado Rockies(Anderson)------McCarthy looks to be in the midst of his best year ever........Rockies on an 0-4 run during which they've lost.......by a lot.(Win 12-6........both starters get rocked and last less than 4 innings...........Cody Bellinger 2 HR.........Joc Pederson 3-4)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Teheran) -127 over Milwaukee Brewers(Davies)------Teheran looks more consistent than Davies.(Lose 7-0.........in 15 GS,  Davies has allowed  0 ER only twice before this.   So that's odd.   Teheran,  who got totally rocked,  has been rocked like this only 4 times previously in 15 GS.   So that's rare.)


Thursday, June 22, 2017

ATLANTA(Garcia) over San Francisco(Cain) parlayed with SEATTLE(Moore) over Detroit(Norris) +188-----Tigers.........on an 0-5 run.   Moore is apparently a top prospect.......hasn't pitched before.(Win 12-11 and 9-6............Nick Markakis 4-5 HR............Robinson Cano 2HR...........Moore goes a good 7 6 3 0 4.........Mariners' bullpen added runs.)

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

NEW YORK METS(Pill) +199 over La Dodgers(Hill)------America's murderous genocide in Iraq, Afghanistan and Somalia is not being accurately represented;  with the spiritual damage the US military and its leaders have perpetrated and inflicted on the world,   this is not a shining city on a hill.   It is a catatonic,  common-mind staring vacantly fentanyl-Oxy PILL!   It is a pill.   America's a FUCKING Pill now.   Ohhhhh,  and I am predicting a dramatic change in the fortunes of the LA Dodgers.  Yes I am.  This is reality.........Hill has averaged less than 5 innings per start.(Lose 8-2.........well Ann Coulter was definitely sitting behind home plate at this game,  talking to Reggie Jackson.........Granderson hit an HR and Grandal hit 2 HRs)

TEXAS RANGERS(Ross) -112 over Toronto Blue Jays(Biagini)(Lose 7-5)
TEXAS RANGERS(Ross) -1.5(+170) over Toronto Blue Jays(Biagini)-------Well,  Ross has pitched more this year than he did last year..........But god the Blue Jays fucking sucked vs Martinez yesterday.   I don't even like their offense.........and I think they need to get their asses kicked.(Lose 7-5.......6-0 in the 1st inning:  Tyson Ross totally sucks.  92 Mph and then a weak-ass slider or cut-FB at 88........gives up an HR to Darwin Barney??   Can't believe Ross is in MLB..........Napoli too old to play........Steve Pearce 3-3)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Newcomb) +116 over San Francisco Giants(Samardzija)----I doubt the Giants,  as well as both these teams together,  would wanna FUCK ME 2 days in row.   Giants are 5-9 in games Samardzija has started so..........and he's favored:  that's a good price for the home team.(Win 5-3.......GWHR Matt Kemp.........I like the way Newcomb throws;  he won't hurt his arm.  He went 6 3 1 1 3 but Luke Jackson got the W)

HOUSTON ASTROS(Fiers) -113 over Oakland A's(Manaea)----Look:  FUCK the A's.  They just lost for me twice with Gray,  who SUCKS,  we know that now,  he was just good 2 years ago so people assume he's still good;  he's not.  But look at this line:  Astros have won 17 more games than the A's and they've outscored the A's by 88 runs.  How are the Astros not favored by much more?  I think Manaea's gotten lucky----he's really a wildman,  you know.(Win 5-1..........Carlos Correa 2-5 HR)


Tuesday, June 20, 2017

ATLANTA BRAVES(Teheran) -109 over San Francisco Giants(Moore)(Lose 6-3)
ATLANTA BRAVES(Teheran) -1.5(+170) over San Francisco Giants(Moore)----Braves aren't thought of as a good team----they're 5 games below .500---but their offense is in shape;  even without Freeman,  Matt Adams is hitting .300.(Lose 6-3..........god DAMN this........Giants don't score till the 8th inning..........and then its a 3-R HR by Austin Slater.   Camargo was 3-4 for ATL)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Liriano) -123 over Texas Rangers(Martinez)------Liriano's been wild........but Texas is weaker vs lhps.(Lose 6-1.........fuck these pussies.   Yeah c'mon with it Canada.....lose for me with this weak-ass shit.........
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/21/us/flint-airport-stabbing/index.html
( Wed June 21, 2017
Police dogs search cars in a parking lot at Bishop International Airport, Wednesday morning, June 21, 2017, in Flint, Mich. Officials evacuated the airport Wednesday, where a witness said he saw an officer bleeding from his neck and a knife nearby on the ground. Authorities say the injured officer's condition is improving. (Jake May/The Flint Journal-MLive.com via AP

The suspect, Amor Ftouhi, a 50-year-old native of Canada, has been charged with violence at an international airport, FBI Special Agent David Gelios said. Ftouhi is accused of stabbing Lt. Jeff Neville.)
..............then get ch'your fucking stab on.   Pshhh.  Can you believe there's an "International Airport" in Flint????   Where's fucking Michael Moore to sign-on to Trump's travel ban?----this airport is VULNERABLE.   Who will say,  Stop........Canadian terrorists from coming in?)

OAKLAND A's(Gray) -115 over Houston Astros(Martes)----Considering the vast superiority of the Astros' offense and record,  compared to Oakland,  it seems strange that the A's are favored.   Martes has,  like,  2 MLB appearances........but last time he got huge run support.  I'll go with the bookmakers on this bad line.(Lose 8-4..........He sucks,  Gray SU C K  S.    I don't know how he did good 2 years ago;  he's a 5'10 RHP.............downward plane?   Change-up?  I don't know.........but he's a heap of junk now.  JUNK.)

Monday, June 19, 2017

CINCINNATI REDS(Feldman) +134 over Tampa Bay Rays(Odorizzi)-----Yes,  I'd say Odorizzi has been slipping a bit in his recent starts.   Feldman seems kind of hit-or-miss----he HAS pitched a CG this year.  Rays crushed yesterday,  their offense is not bad now,  tho statistically about even with Reds',  and.......on the theory that a team often loses the day after they blow someone out..........I'll take Reds.(Win 7-3..........Joey Votto 3-5 GWRBI.......Scooter Gennett 2-4 HR.....Scott Schebler 2-3 HR...........Michael Lorenzen got the W)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Roark) -103 over Miami Marlins(Nicolino)-------Roark could be due for a win here.........Marlins offense has climbed up there,  but Nats offense is still very strong.   Nicolino wasn't really that good last year and.........he hasn't done anything this year.(Lose 8-7...........Washington blows a 6-0 lead when Roark..........gets rocked and can't finish the 3rd inning........Enny Romero takes the Loss in the 9th)

Saturday, June 17, 2017

TOMMY FLEETWOOD +1200 to win U.S. Open----------I was gonna take Fowler,  but this guy is tied for the lead and he's 12 to 1.(Lose 72 to 67 in R4.   Fleetwood shot the exact same scores as Brooks Kafka in the first 3 rounds.............then loses by 5 strokes on Sunday)

Friday, June 16, 2017

ROCKIES(Senzatela) over Giants(Samardzija) parlayed with DIAMONDBACKS(Corbin) over Phillies(Nola) +300------Samardzija's been getting better,  but I'll take the better offenses(Win 10-8 and 5-4..........DJ LeMahieu 4-4.........Ian Desmond HR..........Gregor Blanco 2-5 HR.........David Peralta 3-5)

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

ATLANTA BRAVES(Teheran) +158 over Washington Nationals(Roark)--------Nats rocked Teheran on April 19;  HE has the Pitcher Revenge...........Roark's a fucking egotist......its pretty simple:
   Blow 'em out.(Win 13-2.......Kurt Suzuki 2-5 HR.....Ender Inciarte 3-6.......Brandon Phillips 4-6.......Nick Markakis 3-4.  Roark got rocked but Trevor Gott also allowed 5 ER for Washington)

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

COLORADO ROCKIES(Chatwood) +103 over Pittsburgh Pirates(Cole)------These pitchers are moving in opposite directions;  Chatwood is walking 1 every 2,  but he's become progressively harder to hit.........and then there was the game-winning HR by Tyler Flowers last night.(Lose 5-2........Disgracefully,  the highly successful Rockies' offense didn't hit Cole,  who's rockable.  But Chatwood did good,  it was Ottavino and Lyles who allowed the 5ER)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Bergman) -110 over Minnesota Twins(Gibson)----Mariners are still a sub.500 team but their offense seems to be getting better.   Gibson's stats are so bad,  I don't know why anyone would want to bet on him.(Lose 20-7.......Eddie Rosario and Eduardo Escobar a combined 9 for 11,  3HR,  7 RBI............WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!
oh.  Yeah.  I AM having a problem on the ballfield----I'm fucking 2-6........
http://heavy.com/news/2017/06/james-hodgkinson-alexandria-gop-baseball-shooter-shooting-gunman-identified-illinois/
(An anti-Trump, Republican-hating Bernie Sanders supporter with a history of domestic violence has been identified as the gunman who opened fire on Republican members of Congress Wednesday morning at a baseball field in Alexandria, Virginia....

James T. Hodgkinson, 66, was from Belleville, Illinois, Capitol Police said in a statement. A motive for the shooting is not yet known, but Hodgkinson’s Facebook page shows someone who had a high interest in politics, who supported Bernie Sanders during the presidential election and expressed anger with President Donald Trump and Republican Congressmen. Hodgkinson, who went by his middle name, Tom, had recently moved to Virginia...)
    yea let's fucking roll-out the ball-field political terror----Christian Bergman threw 9ER in 2 fucking innings for me!   How interesting that this guy was there......
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/michigan/rep-jack-bergman-describes-shooting-at-baseball-practice-i-just-basically-went-into-a-low-crawl
 (Michigan Rep. Jack Bergman was among members of Congress who were participating a charity baseball team practice Wednesday morning when a gunman opened fire upon them. 

Bergman, who represents northern Michigan's 1st congressional district, said he was about to take the batter's box when he heard the first shot.)...........)

NEW YORK METS(Wheeler) +118 over Chicago Cubs(Lester)-------I think last year was anomalous---for Lester as well as all the Cubs,  whose batting average is higher than the Padres',  but no one else.  Mets have won fewer games this year than the Cubs have.  But just a few.(Lose 14-3...........Did I just lose 14-3.  yea FUCK you.)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Holland) +113 over Baltimore Orioles(Asher)-----There may be nothing currently wrong with the Orioles,  over their 0-5 run,  other than that they just played a series against the Yankees........and were mercilessly brutalized.   But who knows if Asher is any good?  Holland,  before his last 2 starts,  WAS doing really good and.........it may indicate he's headed for a good year.  So I'll try this one at home.(Win 6-1)

Sunday, June 11, 2017

COLORADO ROCKIES(Senzatela) +190 over Chicago Cubs(Arrieta)-----??  Cubs are 6-6 in Arrieta's starts this year and its safe to say he's not what he was last year. (Arrieta was rocked by Col on May 9th).   Senzatela continues to get disrespected by lines and he is now the 6th most profitable pitcher to bet on this season(Rockies are the #1 most profitable team to bet on this season)....Oh,  Arenado's OUT.(Lose 7-5..........Senzatela give up 4 in the 1st inning.  But then its tied so Jordan Lyles can come in and lose the game)

TEXAS RANGERS(Bibens-Dirkx) +247 over Washington Nationals(Scherzer)------Nationals were weak yesterday vs Perez.........and if they're gonna suck it up at the end,  pshhh.  They've only scored 41 more runs than the Rangers have........if they can lose vs Perez they can lose with Scherzer.(Win 5-1..........Choo 2-3 HR........Rangers get only 4 total hits)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Garcia) -144 over New York Mets(Lugo)----Garcia's done pretty well.......Lugo hasn't pitched yet this year.   Braves lost both games of DH yesterday.   Braves hit for a much better average but Met's have scored 25 more runs.   Mets look like they're weaker vs lhps so we'll try Garcia.(Lose 2-1.........Phillips,  Matt Adams and Johan Camargo go a combined 0-12)

OAKLAND A's(Hahn) +184 over Tampa Bay Rays(Archer)-----Archer's not much better than Hahn---he doesn't intimidate me.  I think we can take him.(Lose 5-4..........BS for Hendriks when he gives up the 3-2 HR to Colby Rasmus.  3rd baseman Healy throw the ball into the fucking ground.  9th inning for A's:  Bases loaded 1 out.......Jed Lowrie pops OUT.........Davis Strikes OUT.   Game over.  A's suck.)

Saturday, June 10, 2017

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Holmberg) +190 over Cleveland Indians(Tomlin)----Tomlin is getting hit but he amazingly has walked only 4 batters in 60-some innings.  CWS on a 1-8 run and is 1-6 in June.  Holmberg has only had 2 starts this year but he's an lhp and the Indians have been weaker vs lhps.  Indians are 2 games over .500 and...........well,  their offense is not statistically better than the CWS this year.   They did rock Tomlin in April,  give him the Revenge but..............this is a good price.(Win 5-3..........Yolmer Sanchez 2-4.........Jose Abreu 3-5........Avisail Garcia 2-3)

LA ANGELS(Nolasco) +159 over Houston Astros(Fiers)------Houston is 43-19,  24 games over .500,  Angels are a .500 team.  Should I be getting a better price?  Especially since Trout is OUT......Angels have lost the LAST 7 games in which Nolasco has started.  Wow.   Astros have the best offense in baseball now.   But.......Angels on a 3-1 run with 20 runs scored in their last 2 games.(Lose 3-1...........2 Total hits from these Little Leaguers)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Gonzalez) -1.5(-105) over Texas Rangers(Perez)-----Rangers have hit .228 vs lhps........and Perez is........not very good.  Gio walks 1 every 2 but is kind of hard to hit.(Lose 6-3............Oklahoma's Koda Glover comes in in the 9th to give up the 3H,  BB and 2ER to tie it.  Then lose in extra innings)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Hoffman) +105 over Chicago Cubs(Butler)------Butler has had 3 good games......but he's walked 14 in 24 innings and doesn't pitch many innings per start.   Rockies have just done much better than Cubs this year.   Cubs have hit .233; that's the 2nd worst average of all teams.   Are the Rockies suddenly a bad offense on the road?  I don't think so.  Hoffman has had 3 out of 3 excellent starts---albeit against 2 weak teams.(Win 9-1...........Mark Reynolds 4-5 HR.........Charlie Blackmon 2-4 HR...........DJ LeMahieu 2-5)

SAN DIEGO PADRES(Diaz) +110 over Kansas City Royals(Kennedy)-----Kennedy rocked in his last 4 starts.....both offenses are jokes but.........Miguel Diaz has a good chance to win here at home.(Lose 12-6...........Diaz goes only 2 inn,  giving up nothing except walks.  Brad Hand and Jose Valdez give up the 8ER..............Lorenzo Cain 2HR for Royals)

Monday, June 05, 2017

MILWAUKEE BREWERS(Guerra) +114 over San Francisco Giants(Samardzija)-----MAY be ......Silicon Valley Giants are in league with the terrorists.....but at least you know theres something problematic with Samadzija at 1-7.(Lose 7-2.........Brewers only got 6 hits.......Guerra only allowed 1 ER.........Samardzija got 10Ks)

Sunday, June 04, 2017

OAKLAND ATHLETICS(Gray) -104 over Washington Nationals(Roark)-----Inexplicably,  Santana got rocked last night and it cost me.  So now I'm going counterintuitive against the best offense......attacking Washinton with Gray.....even tho i know they'll have Harper,as they didnt yesterday when the A's rocked Ross.(Lose 11-10........Ha!  Gray actually allowed 1 fewer ER than Roark did!   So based on SPs..........I win!   15 runs scored in final 2 innings of this game.  Ha!)

Saturday, June 03, 2017

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Bundy) +114 over Boston Red Sox(Price)-----Price has 1 5inning start this year in which he allowed 3ER.   Red Sox offense has scored about 20 more runs this season than Baltimore has.   Orioles hit about 8 points higher vs LHPs.  Bundy has walked only 1 every 3.5 innings this year and has averaged more than 6 innings per start.(Lose 5-2.........Orioles dominated by Price)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Gaviglio) -110 over Tampa Bay Rays(Cobb)-----Seattle's offense has been coming up,  they're on a 5-1 run at home here.   Cobb is a pretty solid,  reliable pitcher(he's 4-4).  But let's look at Gaviglio:  He allowed 12 hits and 4 BB in his last 11 innings,  average-looking you might say,  but those innings were AT Washington and AT Colorado----both top offenses.  This will be only the 2nd home start for Gaviglio........so we'll see what he can do here.(Win 9-2...........Mike Zunino 7 RBI, 3-4, HR........Nelson Cruz 3-4, HR..........Danny Valencia 4-4.........Ben Gamel 3-4)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Santana) -112 over La Angels(Shoemaker)------Dude!  Santana......over 77 innings has allowed a .140 average.   He's hot.  Twins are 5 games over .500 and in 1st place in their division(were they supposed to be good?).   With Edinson Volquez' no-hitter just happening,  and with Eddie Rosario on the Twins.........I think you really just have to bet Twins today.(Lose 7-2..........Santana gets rocked here and he NEVER gets rocked like this this year.   Only when I bet him.   Fixed.)

NEW YORK METS(Gsellman) -1.5(+150) over Pittsburgh Pirates(Glasnow)----Glasnow's stats are just so bad;  he walks people and gets hit.  He's 6'8..........but he just doesn't do good.  Even tho the Mets lost yesterday,  they DID rock Cole,  who's generally considered a good pitcher.  Gsellman has walked 1 every 3 and has a .295 against---not good(but clearly better than Glasnow),  but Gsellman was Ok last year;  he has SOME experience of being a good pitcher.   Glasnow............could always get rocked.(Win 4-2.........Neil Walker 2-3 HR)

Friday, June 02, 2017

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Cole) -101 over New York Mets(Harvey)------Both sub-.500 teams.  Harvey started out bad....got better his last 2.........but he's still walked a lot of hitters.  Cole hasn't.  Cole got rocked by the Mets last start,  but he rarely walks people.    So its Pittsburgh.........not Park Avenue.(Win 12-7..........Elias Diaz 6RBI,  HR for Pirates..............Josh Harrison 3-4, HR.........Josh Bell 2-4, HR...........and Lucas Duda had 2 HR for Mets)