BannedChatter: March 2015

UCLA BRUINS +8.5(-105) over Gonzaga Bulldogs(Lose 74-62)
UCLA BRUINS +350 over Gonzaga Bulldogs------Milwaukee Brewers...........have had a few good games lately in..............spring training.(Lose 74-62.............can't even cover; Fuck dat nigga.)

EVANSVILLE PURPLE ACES +3 over UL-Lafayette Rajin' Cajuns-------Evansville has Blake Simmons and..........I think the name we're looking for, one associated with the Germanwings plane crash in..........Digne-les-Bains is........"Selke" which is seen here bLaKE SImmons, "SELKI", as it were.(Win 89-82............DJ Balentine 35pts)

MILWAUKEE BUCKS -4 over Indiana Pacers-----Here we see the name again m iLwauKEE buckS. Milwaukee also has the revenge here.(Push 111-107)

IOWA HAWKEYES over Gonzaga Bulldogs parlayed with ARIZONA STATE SUN DEVILS over Richmond Spiders(+760)-----Iowa is somewhat of an off-and-on team, but when they're on, Mike Gesell can be a beast and they can beat anybody---note Iowa's 31pt win over Davidson. Gotta respect a player.......and this guy is totally committed, he wants to play.....
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/police-suspect-shot-at-new-orleans-airport-has-died/ar-BBiwfxW?ocid=ansnewsap11
(Sheriff Newell Normand said suspect Richard White, who was shot three times by a security agent late Friday after approaching a security checkpoint spraying insecticide and brandishing a machete, was also carrying a bag loaded with six Molotov cocktails — six Mason jars with cloth wicks soaked in gasoline.
The suspect, 63, is a Jehovah's Witness...)
Wants to kick ass........Jehovah wants to kick ass........well, he's in for Iowa and I really, really need this fucking Virginia team's ass kicked, Richmond? So I'll take the Sun Devils and kick ass with them.(Lose 87-68 and 76-70........Iowa, what a fraud.)

SAN DIEGO STATE AZTECS +9 over Duke Blue Devils(Lose 68-49.......thought they could cut off some Duke heads..........weak)

VIRGINIA CAVALIERS -4.5 over Michigan State Spartans------NC State over Villanova! ACC up. Virginia 79pts in their first game; that's good because they sometimes don't score enough points. Tony Parker a HUGE career-hi of 28pts yesterday for UCLA and...........apparently, Virginia's coach is Tony Bennett.(Lose 60-54........YOU FUCKING SUCK. How does this happen? Justin Andersen London Perrantes and Brogdon combine to go 1-14 on 3s. How does that happen? How does that happen, YOU FUCKING RACISTS ? Total fucking disgrace. (this was not that bad a bet). Why don't you check a black man's ID AND FUCKING RIP HIS FACE BLOODY, you fucking sex-slave-raping Thomas Jeffersons.)

UCLA BRUINS -5.5 over Uab Blazers-----UCLA needs to pick it up; Uab's no pushover and SMU didn't look very good. But I believe UCLA is capable of playing much better games than was their last one. Oregon wins yesterday strengthening the Pac-12. Look at how UCLA covered twice against Goliath Arizona. This IS a quality team. No slacking off today.(Win 92-75.......Good game. See, now that's a good game, score 92 points you gonna have a chance to always win. They got it inside.........Parker has a career game with 28pts, Hamilton scores some points and Alford still gets his 22pts)

PROVIDENCE -2.5 over Dayton(Lose 66-53......Kris Dunn 5PFs, LaDontae Henton 7-26(that's a lot of missing). I can't believe this shit happened with Providence being able to almost beat Villanova, but now we know how overvalued Villanova was---that the BIG EAST sucks....who the fuck is coaching Dayton? I don't know.......Archie Miller. Does that make any sense?)

MARYLAND -4.5 over Valparaiso parlayed with CAL IRVINE ANTEATERS +8 over Louisville Cardinals(+250)----Maryland is at least a good Big Ten with a win over Wisconsin. And I'll bet the Big Ten is better than Valparaiso's conference. Louisville has a win over Virginia but they've clearly been overvalued this year. Well, with D'Angelo Russell's amazing 29pt performance for OSU yesterday, Irvine has Russell Turner at Head Coach.(Lose 65-62.......what a waste of a good cover by Irvine by Maryland. 4 and a half points, just COVER Maryland.)

HAMPTON PIRATES +34 over Kentucky Wildcats parlayed with PURDUE +2 over Cincinnati parlayed with STEPHEN F AUSTIN +7 over Utah parlayed with WOFFORD +7.5 over Arkansas(+1228)-----Kentucky did well......against its conference, but I'm not that impressed with their 49pt win over Missouri, a team that had only 9 wins this season. Kentucky only beat Columbia by 10pts, similarly unimpressive. And they were taken to OT by Texas AM and Mississippi so......I think they could be making an early exit from this tournament, maybe not in this game---but 34points is excessive.(Win 79-56.....66-65.......57-50..........and 56-53......pushed out to a +600 win)

UAB BLAZERS +14 over Iowa State Cyclones parlayed with UCLA BRUINS +165 over Smu Mustangs(+400)------With Charlie Lee going 8 of 11 on 3s yesterday for Cleveland State in a 29pt win........names seems to be jumping out of UAB; additionally, look how Oral Roberts and Robert Morris both won as small underdogs yesterday with Zach McRoberts and Kassius Robertson scoring in the double-digits for Vermont and Canisius in wins for those teams. And then look at some of the UAB names.(Win 60-59 and.....60-59.........Robert Brown 21pts + GWshot for UAB.......William Lee 14pts..........Tyler Madison 9pts...........thanks to Yanick Moreira for the goal-tend and official Sean Hull but............UCLA needs to get a lot better. You simply can't allow a team to score 19 straight points against you. An amazing 9-11 on 3s by Bryce Alford but........UCLA needs to start looking like a better all-around team.......unless they're expecting Alford to carry them every game.)

UAB BLAZERS +1025 over Iowa State(Win 60-59)

HAMPTON PIRATES +9 over Manhattan Jaspers(Win 74-64)

DAVIDSON -3 over Vcu------Davidson off a rare non-cover(and near loss)........but still, there's a massive ATS differential here; one could justify a bet against Vcu based on "duration of overratedness" against anybody. But here you have them against Davidson, the "Money" Mayweather team.(Lose 93-73........a massive 20-pt loss. I don't know what went wrong. Treveon Graham 4-4 on 3s)

HAMPTON PIRATES +2.5 over Delaware State Hornets-----Both teams outperforming but Hampton has the double revenge.(Win 82-61........Reginald Johnson 20pts....Brian Darden 20pts)

NORTH TEXAS MEAN GREEN -2.5 over Rice Owls-------NT has the home-off-road-loss and while Rice has the revenge, ahhhh.............with the name on the SAE, Oklahoma, frat-boy Arch-Racist coming out as Parker Rice, with N-word-exclusionist, lynch-condoning, traditional SAE song,   I just don't think Rice should win this game.   I think it would be bad for America.(Lose 82-54...........Wow,   I never thought it would get this bad in America with a colored President.......
    "....Trigger-man give 3-grades, there's goin' be a hangin...
    .....Now this right here ain't fo da youth to see.....
      ............a grown-man assed-out swingin from a tree..."
http://news.yahoo.com/black-man-found-hanging-mississippi-tree-last-seen-155617734.html
   (JACKSON, Miss. (Reuters) - A black man found hanging by a bed sheet from a tree in Mississippi)
.......)


CREIGHTON BLUEJAYS -3.5 over DePaul Blue Demons-------DePaul failed for me last time I bet them and I've waited to get personal revenge against them which I'll go for today. DePaul just can't beat anyone besides Seton Hall and.........Creighton seems to have James Milliken today, following a 27-point performance by Lebron James and a 127-94 beatdown by his team.(Win 78-63)

NORTH CAROLINA -1 over Duke------Home revenge for NC and..............they are pretty good at beating Georgia Tech.(Lose 84-77.........Carolina had a 7 point lead at one point......don't really know what the problem was here in this game.......Duke got twice as many FTs as NC, who had 4 more PFs than Duke. Yet, NC hit 100% of its FTs and 50% of its 3s............hmmmm, maybe you can figure it out.....
http://www.people.com/article/amtrak-train-derails-north-carolina
(Lt. Jeff Gordon, a spokesman for the North Carolina State Highway Patrol, told the Associated Press a trooper escorting the truck was attempting to assist it with the turn when the train appeared. The truck was unable to reverse off the tracks before the train arrived because traffic had backed up behind it.
Sixty-two people from the train were taken to the hospital, including the engineer.)..)

DAVIDSON -8.5 over Duquesne------Davidson now 21-4 ATS----I don't know about you, but I'd like to partake of this 84% Guaranteed Money Tree. (Win 107-78.........Davidson 55% on all 3s.......61.5% on FGs...........Jack Gibbs 5-5 3s, 19pts........Tyler Kalinoski 32pts, 8-10 on 3s........Jordan Barham 20pts)

UIC FLAMES +12 over Wisc Green Bay Phoenix------Flames have the double revenge here and, while they have lost some games by a lot of points, they haven't done that LATELY, as they are on a 4-0 ATS run. So yeah, we'll definitely take them with this many points.(Lose 70-56.....Disgrace for UIC to drop the double revenge w/o covering-----Is this the sorry, un-accredited school that Kanye dropped out of?-----PERFORMANCE OF SHAME goes to Lance Whitaker 1-6, 0-2 FTs and 5PFs)

ARKANSAS LITTLE ROCK TROJANS +7.5 over Louisiana Lafayette Ragin Cajuns-----Troy Holston! 19pts in huge SF Bulls win yesterday.......I want Trojans. Pretty White with snow today; Trojans do have that name as Aaron White had a bunch of points for Iowa 2 days ago. And.......Trojans have the revenge here on the road.(Win 75-69)

CAL +19 over Arizona----Cal did lose at home to Arizona by 23.................mmmm, see if they can play more competitively here----they don't usually lose by 19 points but, yes, Arizona is good enough to win huge some times.(Lose 99-60...........Hard to blow a 19pt line by 20pts, Cal. But you did it.)

OKLAHOMA STATE -4 over Tcu teased with ST JOHN'S +1.5 over Marquette-----Ok St has the revenge and the home-off-road-loss, 2 players named Anthony, and 2 wins against Baylor, a win against Kansas and Texas............but they just lost to Texas Tech which is strange. 8 points is a lot so we'll tease it and............is Marquette even any good at home? Well, they're 5-10 ATS at home; St John's is on a winning streak.(Win 67-51 and 82-70...........D'Angelo Harrison 21pts, Rysheed Jordan 23pts.........Anthony Hickey 20pts 4-4 on 3s for Ok St........LeBryan Nash 20pts ...........Phil Forte 13pts...........Jeffrey Carroll 9pts)