OAKLAND A's(Brooks) +149 over Boston Red Sox(Porcello)---------Maybe at some time in the season the Red Sox will come to earn this number but now..........Porcello is wild and he's been giving up a large amount of hits.(Lose 5-1)

CINCINNATI REDS(Castillo) -111 over New York Mets(Vargas)------A good game can be expected from Castillo.   Vargas is certainly hittable and beatable.   But Reds' offense is one of the worst.  I'll go with the pitching advantage.(Lose 4-3.........wow,  Reds suck;  Vargas was 5 3 1 3 5)

CLEVELAND INDIANS(Bauer) -1.5(-125) over Miami Marlins(Alcantara)(Win 7-4.........Carlos Santana 3-5 HR)

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS(Samardzija) +138 over La Dodgers(Maeda)----Giants at home.(Win 3-2............Even Longoria with the 3 game winning RBI...........Sam Dyson got the W)

HOUSTON ASTROS(Miley) -107 over Cleveland Indians(Carrasco)(Win 4-1...........Robinson Chirinos HR)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Swanson) -127 over Texas Rangers(Lynn)(Lose 14-1..........Erik Swanson really sucked up,  but he didn't walk anyone)

TAMPA BAY RAYS(Glasnow) +119 over Boston Red Sox(Sale)-----The fact that Boston is favored is based on memories,  not the current season.(Win 5-2............Daniel Robertson HR..........Yandy Diaz 2-4)

SAN DIEGO PADRES(Lauer) +154 over Washington Nationals(Strasburg)(Win 8-3..........Hunter Renfroe 2-4 HR)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Foltynewicz) -120 over Colorado Rockies(Gray)------Despite mediocre record,  Braves are hitting.   Gray coming off 2 good starts,  but he didn't win for me last time.(Lose 9-5..........Foltynewicz was not good but it was really AJ Minter and Dan Winkler who combined to give up 5ER in the 9th inning for the Braves that lost this)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Musgrove) +206 over La Dodgers(Kershaw)(Lose 3-1)
PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Musgrove) +1.5(-115) over La Dodgers(Kershaw)----Pirates have only scored 77 runs against 152 by the Dodgers.   This is an uphill climb.  Yet Musgrove has been good,  as has been Kershaw,  who only has 2 starts.   Hopefully the Pirates can score.(Lose 3-1.........Looks like they were winning until the 7th inning)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Ray) -111 over Chicago Cubs(Hendricks)--------Hendricks has only 1 good start,  which was vs AZ,  giving Arizona the Team Revenge here at  home.(Win 8-3..........Adam Jones 3-5)

ST. LOUIS CARDINALS(Mikolas) -150 over Cincinnati Reds(Desclafani)---------Regardless of pitching matchup(with Mikolas being a total winner),  there's simply no comparison with these offenses;  Reds offense is about the worst in baseball.   I'll lay this juice.(Lose 12-1.........Mikolas only gave up 4 ER............Reds offense comes to life with Jose Iglesias 2-5...........Canali had 4 RBI)

TEXAS RANGERS(Hearn) +133 over Seattle Mariners(Gonzales)---------Seattle is only 16-11.  I thought they'd be better than that after their Tad-Michael Norman pop.   Seattle has scored about 25 more runs than any other team in baseball.   Gonzales is 4-0 but I think the Mariners might be slowing down.   So I'll take the no-stat pitcher and Texas.(Lose 14-2.............Hearn gets 1 out and allows 4 walks and 3 hits...............that fag will never pitch another MLB game)

DETROIT TIGERS(Ross) +194 over Boston Red Sox(Rodriguez)---------This number is just too big;  line makers are not recognizing Red Sox' mediocre performance this year.(Lose 11-4)

ST. LOUIS CARDINALS(Wainwright) -130 over Milwaukee Brewers(Chacin)-----So far,  the Cardinals have out-hit the Brewers and........I hope Wainwright can hang in there;  he does have an amazingly good lifetime record of 149-87.   Chacin can be good for 5 innings but he walks people.(Win 5-2...........Marcell Ozuna 2-3 HR)

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Means) -117 over Chicago White Sox(Santana)(Win 4-3)
BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Means) -1.5(+157) over Chicago White Sox(Santana)------Santana wasn't good last year and he hasn't been good this year.   Orioles won yesterday,  I'll bet they're still serious about winning today.(Lose 4-3)

DETROIT TIGERS(Boyd) +193 over Boston Red Sox(Sale)------Uhhhh,  do they know that Sale sucks this year?  These teams have similar records,   with Tigers having played 2 fewer games.   Boyd's been pretty good.(Win 7-4........Ronny Rodriguez 3-4, HR.............Grayson Greiner 2-3 HR)

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES(Eflin) +123 over New York Mets(Wheeler)------Eflin has had 1 bad start and is walking 1 every 5 inn.  I don't see Wheeler as being a favorite.(Lose 9-0............Can't believe how bad I'm losing some games;  I need UBI)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Thornton) -112 over San Francisco Giants(Samardzija)-------Blue Jays offense needs to pick it up;  Thornton does not have a win yet.(Lose 7-6............Blue Jays were give a chance,  but they don't wanna be my friend)

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Hess) +111 over Chicago White Sox(banuelos)(Lose 12-2............This team fucking sucks;  Joey Rickard 0-5,  2 Ks..........Richie Martin 0-4...........Steve Wilkerson 0-4, 3Ks.......thanks a lot,  losing fucks)

NEW YORK METS(Syndergaard) -1.5(+120) over St Louis Cardinals(Hudson)----Syndergaard has allowed some runs this year,  but with the Sri Lankan churches bombed out today,  I feel its virtually impossible for the Cardinals to play a competitive game today.(Lose 6-4............Syndergaard is a miserable, wretched loser...........Amed Rosario with the E.  Sick)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Sanchez) +147 over Oakland A's(Anderson)--------Well,  Toronto won big yesterday..........and they're a bigger underdog today.(Win 5-4)

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Lopez) +199 over New York Yankees(Paxton)------Lopez not too bad.  Paxton has had good and bad games.   I'll bet he's not good today.(Lose 7-6............Paxton dominated........Austin Romine with the GWRBI)

METS(Matz) parlayed with BRAVES(Fried) +250-------Pivetta's been a sick joke and Arizona has proven that they're not interested in winning for me.(Lose 14-3 and 9-6............Matz suck but I can't believe Fried also lost)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Kelly) -105 over San Diego Padres(Strahm)(Lose 5-4)
ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Kelly) -1.5(+180) over San Diego Padres(Strahm)-----Padres are 10-5 with a weak offense.   Arizona has hit well and Kelly has looked good.(Lose 5-4..........Should not have fucked with me.............should not have fucked with me..............you don't know who you're dealing with)

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Keller) +140 over Cleveland Indians(Carrasco)-------KC is 2-10 and this looks like a good chance to give them a try.    They are at home.   So far the Royals offense has outperformed the Indians and Keller.........he doesn't look like he's gonna give the game away.(Win 8-1.............Alex Gordon 4-5 HR.........Whit Merrifield 3-5)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Leblanc) +128 over Houston Astros(Miley)--------Seattle is at home here,  having scored almost 8 runs per game in this young season,  whereas,  Houston has scored 4 runs per game.   It questionable as to the fact that Houston is favored.(Lose 10-6..........this game was going all rite.  Then Leblanc hurt himself and Shawn Armstrong came in to lose the game)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Gray) -111 over San Francisco Giants(Samardzija)-----These offenses have sucked.   Colorado's been using a lot of players because nobody can hit.   But I'm gonna go with Gray.(Lose 1-0..........should have gone UNDER)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Hellickson) +145 over Philadelphia Phillies(Pivetta)(Win 15-1..........Matt Adams 4 RBI.............Howie Kendrick 2-2...........Adam Eaton 3-4..........Brian Dozier 3-6............Hellickson did great,  3 hitter in 6innnings)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Lyles) +160 over Chicago Cubs(Darvish)----Darvish has 11 BB in 6innings so far and,  apparently,  this line thinks the Cubs are just gonna turn around and be good.   So far,  they haven't been.(Win 5-2..........Marte 2-5 HR...........Francisco Cervelli 2-4 HR)

METS(Syndergaard) parlayed with DODGERS(Maeda) parlayed with ARIZONA(Ray) +405-----Maeda's been ok and there has been a vast difference in offense betwee LA and the Cardinals.   Ray has walked 10 in 10 innings but I'll trust him here.(Lose 7-2 and 5-2...........Arizona and LAD can't get the job done)

TEXAS TECH RED RAIDERS +1.5 over Virginia Cavaliers-----The last two games,  Virginia got phenomenally lucky to win near the very end.   I mean,  is this acceptable?
https://thefreethoughtproject.com/wait-till-your-turn-18-cop-promises-to-terrorize-and-brutalize-a-group-of-children/
(Richmond, VA — A group of black children in Richmond got their first dose of the police state recently when a police officer threatened them for no reason......
“Wait till your asses turn 18; then you’re mine,” he says as the children scream in disbelief. The cop then speeds off.........

One of the young ladies said no we didn’t and if we did we have the right to speak. He proceeds to tell the minors that “That’s ok when you turn 18 your ass is mine”. I am disgusted and disappointed but not surprised that a white male officer would make a threat and use that tone or language towards a group of children.)
                                  No,  its totally unacceptable for Virginia cops to be such assholes.   Virginia........lost to Duke twice and Florida State once.   Even if that's not so bad,  Texas Tech beat Gonzaga,  who I chose on my brackets to win it all.   Did Texas Tech have any problem beating Michigan State or Michigan?   Didn't look like it.(Lose 85-77..........429505865 - 1 Apr 08, 2019 08:42 PM Spread $50.00 $45.45 Loss Basketball - 811 Texas Tech +1½ -110 for Game.............Can't believe this was done to me.   I really hate Virginia)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Rodon) +157 over Tampa Bay Rays(Snell)(Lose 5-1)
CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Rodon) +1.5(-113) over Tampa Bay Rays(Snell)-----Rodon has had 2 good starts.   Snell was 21-5 last year;  not sure what makes him so good---tho he did get rocked once this year.   The Rays have been winning this year without hitting or scoring very much.(Lose 5-1.......Rodon absolutely terrible,  regressing..........he walked 5 in 4innings and got rocked.  Snell is good)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Hernandez) -112 over Kansas City Royals(Bailey)-----Too cheap a price.  And I expect the Royals offense will continue to struggle.   Mariners offense has been one of the best.(Win 13-5...........Edwin Encarnacion 2HR..........Dylan Moore 2-4 HR)

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Hess) +167 over New York Yankees(German)(Lose 15-3)
Orioles(Hess) vs Yankees(German) UNDER 9(-112)---------Orioles offense has already fallen off from their good start----Chris Davis still does not have a single hit.  And of course the Yankees have all the biggest sluggers.  well,  that why we getting juice.   But we can't ignore the fact that Hess is coming off a 6 inning no-hitter and............Orioles are at home.   German's first start was good so we'll go UNDER.(Lose 15-3.............Hess was 5 5 4 2 2,   not good but it was the Orioles bullpen that really got rocked:  Gary Sanchez had 3 HRs..........Clint Frazier had 2 HR.   Bullpen really blasted)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Kelly) -102 over Boston Red Sox(Velazquez)--------Kelly ok last start----Arizona is hitting.........Boston is so far a lifeless team.(Lose 1-0...........Why didn't I go UNDER on this game?   A great 8 innings by Kelly...........but Arizona can't hit for me??)

DETROIT TIGERS(Moore) -127 over Kansas City Royals(Lopez)(Win 7-4)
DETROIT TIGERS(Moore) -1.5(+155) over Kansas City Royals(Lopez)-------Jorge Lopez has 10 career starts,  not much success.   While certain Tigers are not hitting (yet),  I'll go with them at home today.(Win 7-4............Christin Stewart with the grand slam,  he's #14......Miguel Cabrera 3-4........Moore only went 3 innings)

STL CARDINALS(Wacha) -119 over San Diego Padres(Paddack)(Lose 6-4)

MIAMI MARLINS(Alcantara) +155 over Atlanta Braves(Wright)-------------I bet on Kyle Wright last time and he sucked up.   So we'll get him back here.(Win 4-2..........Jorge Alfaro 2HR,  3-4)

NEW YORK METS(Matz) +115 over Washington Nationals(Corbin)-----Nationals have Rendon,  but nobody else who scares me.  Go with the home team.(Win 6-5)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Leake) -109 over Chicago White Sox(Giolito)---------Leake really has a live arm;  I noticed that last time.(Win 9-2)

LA DODGERS(Buehler) -116 over Colorado Rockies(Gray)----------Does Buehler suck enough to justify this price?  I don't know,  we'll think not.(Win 7-2.............Justin Turner 3-4.........Alex Verdugo 2-4, HR)

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Karns) +138 over Toronto Blue Jays(Shoemaker)-------Orioles are at least winning;  Blue jays have hit .182.(Lose 5-3...........Nate Karns pitched only 2 innings..........Randall Grichuk 2 HRs for Toronto)

CLEVELAND INDIANS(Kluber) -1.5(+113) over Chicago White Sox(Rodon)-----White Sox betrayed me and lost for me.   Indians have to get their offense going here,  but I'll trust them.(Lose 8-3.........Indians had 5 total hits.  God,  Kluber sucks.  I thought he was good.  No.)

SAN DIEGO PADRES(Lauer) -121 over Arizona Diamondbacks(Greinke)(Lose 8-5)
SAN DIEGO PADRES(Lauer) -1.5 (+190) over Arizona Diamondbacks(Greinke)(Lose 8-5...........Sick;  Greinke hits 2 HRs!   Lauer sucks.   Greinke hits an HR once ever 78 atbats,  so 2 in one game means it was fixed.   Life is so fucking unfair.  And why the hell were the Padres even favored here?   The team's a joke.   A fucking joke.)

DETROIT TIGERS(Ross) +190 over New York Yankees(German)----So far Yankees haven't been worth the price.  Who did they get this year?  Tulowitski and Lemahieu.........to go with Stanton,  Judge and Sanchez.  Typical Yankee behavior.   First start by Tyson Ross on Tigers......on the road.   Hey,  Candelario had 5 hits yesterday.(Lose 3-1.........Ross did well enough to win,  but Tigers can't hit)

NEW YORK METS(Matz) -125 over Miami Marlins(Smith)-----I'm doubting the Marlins will be that good this year,  could be wrong.  But the Mets have Robinson Cano now and........
https://nypost.com/2019/03/31/arrest-made-in-killing-of-carolina-cano-woman-found-in-jersey-city-lake/
(Cops now say 33-year-old Jorge Rios kidnapped and raped a female runner before strangling and drowning her in the Lincoln Park lake.

The Hudson County Prosecutor’s Office announced Sunday on Twitter that Rios was in custody in connection to the homicide of 45-year-old Carolina Cano.
The Jersey City woman’s body was found in a lake in Lincoln Park on March 24 around 7:30 a.m.)
       Cano was just found in the lake----note the JR initials on the perp:  That's JK Rowling.   We're gonna keep track of her crimes;  she's had long enough to pay me and hasn't. (The perp in Columbia, SC was "Rowland"---see how close the name is.) Well,  let's see if Cano can hit.(Win 7-3........Robinson Cano 0-5,  4 K's......terrible but Mets win late)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Hernandez) -101 over La Angels(Stratton)(Win 6-3...........Jay Bruce HR)

CHICAGO CUBS(Hendricks) -117 over Atlanta Braves(Newcomb)(Lose 8-0..........Cubs and Hendricks are utterly sick)