Thursday, October 30, 2014

NEW ORLEANS -3(-125) over Carolina-----There is no doubt that Madison Bumgarner won the World Series more singlehandedly than any player has ever won a World Series and Bumgarner is from................Carolina,  the location of this game.   That could very well be a significant factor.   However.........the home team didn't win the World Series last night.   And,  considering that the Saints wear GOLD helmets and have an RB named Mark,   and considering that I think today's plane crash in Wichita was more a targeting of the state of Kansas(after the Kansas City Royals blew the WS by not giving winter-solstice-born Danny Duffy the dignity of a start in the postseason's entirety---with Duffy being the only reason the Royals got anywhere near a WS Game 7)  and perhaps of the pilot Mark GOLDstein's race,  than it was an attack on the pilots name,  we'll give the Saints' Ingram-Graham(who might play) Sagittarian offense the benefit of the doubt and see if this Jew can play football.(Win 28-10..........Mark Ingram 2TD 100yds...........He's a Pro......He IS a pro........Jimmy Graham TD)

FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES -4(-115) over Louisville Cardinals-----FSU certainly should have lost last game against Notre Dame but, in fact, won due to the fixed "homer"-call on the phony "pass interference".   And..............FSU is not at home here...........but ND is pretty good, I think and Louisville............I don't know.   ?? on the Karlos Williams domestic battery suspension.........ok,  there is risk but...........after the Redskins phenomenally won the BCLI Tomahawk GOY,  I can't see not betting something on the Seminoles.(Win 42-31........Dalvin Smith 2TD...........FREDDIE!  Freddie Stevenson TD)

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Guthrie) -144 over San Francisco Giants(Hudson)(Lose 3-2)
KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Guthrie) -1.5(+145) over San Francisco Giants(Hudson)-----If Bumgarner comes in............my advice would be to make him throw pitches.   If he wants to throw you 2 called strikes...........don't worry,  just start fouling pitches off,  eventually you'll get some walks.(Lose 3-2........and he doesn't walk anybody...........in FIVE full innings)

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Ventura) -140 over San Francisco Giants(Peavy)(Win 10-0)
KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Ventura) -1.5(+150) over San Francisco Giants(Peavy)-------Go  the distance................Build it and they will come.(Win 10-0)

Monday, October 27, 2014

WASHINGTON REDSKINS +10(-115) over Dallas Cowboys(Win 20-17)
WASHINGTON REDSKINS +405 over Dallas Cowboys-----Colt McCoy coming in,  apparently,  to save the team.   Redskins' 30-20 loss to Arizona was -4 TO;  skewered.   But there are reasons why the Redskins probably won't be that unlucky in this game.   The Oklahoma State Cowboys lost 34-10 at home on Saturday whereas the Illinois Illini won as an underdog and the Central Michigan Chippewas also won.  The Chiefs were favored yesterday and they won by a lot.  While the Cowboys have been winning.......their win over the Seahawks,  while impressive at the time,  seems........less impressive now that Seattle has lost to the Rams and almost lost to Carolina.   And so,  after the Zale Thompson hatchet-job on the Paleface NYPD,   we will release this BCLI TOMAHAWK GAME OF THE YEAR.......BCLI GAME OF THE YEAR!!!(Win 20-17........Wow.  You da man Running Colt !  Colt McCoy 25 for 30)

Sunday, October 26, 2014

MINNESOTA VIKINGS +8.5 over Tampa Bay Buccaneers teased with KANSAS CITY CHIEFS -1 over St. Louis Rams------Tampa Bay is off its bye week so I wouldn't risk too much on this.  However,  Vikings have Bridgewater.  And look at K-State yesterday..............winning in purple with Jake Waters.   Look at LSU........winning with Anthony Jennings at QB..........Vikings have Greg Jennings now.(Win 19-13 and 34-7............Greg Jennings TD..........Anthony Barr FumbleRec TD............Alex Smith 85%..........Jamaal Charles 2TD........Knile Davis 99yd return TD)

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS -3.5 over Pittsburgh Steelers------Pitt lost as a 3 point favorite yesterday in Pittsburgh 56-28.(Lose 51-34............Roethlisberger 522 yds Steelers record 6 TD......something happened in this game;  didn't the Steelers lose to Tampa Bay?)

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Michigan vs Michigan State UNDER 50.5------I agree with ESPN GameDay's pick on this one:  Michigan's defense is capable,  its not a bad unit.   Off the bye,  Michigan's defense should be prepared to stage a respectable and competitive effort.   But will Michigan score a point in this game?  Possibly not.   If Michigan loses 31-0,  like it did to Notre Dame,  this bet wins easily.(Win 35-11............Michigan drops another turnover ratio but.........they also got outgained by 260yds)

TCU -23 over Texas Tech-----As this is a home revenge for TCU.........and Texas Tech lost by 32 to Kansas State.............this blowout could happen.(Win 82-27.......and it did;  just not in the 1st half......Trevone Boykin 7 TD.......Deante Gray 165yds 2TD)

MEMPHIS -23 over Smu------Smu:  outscored 288-39 cumulatively(that's an average game score of 45-6).  Smu:  0-6 and 1-5 ATS.........and still no rumor of a point-shavin, or "decapitation" investigation.   And look at this:  Memphis hasn't beaten Smu in 3 years.  So,  trip-revenge for Memphis and Memphis is off the bye.(Win 48-10.............Jarvis Cooper 2TD.........Robby Young TD)

Sunday, October 19, 2014

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS +3.5 over San Diego Chargers----KC off the bye and on the road here and......11 gotta be a good QB number today after Taylor Lamb on Appalachian State beat Troy 53-14 and Zach Terrell on Western Michigan beat Bowling Green 26-14 yesterday.(Win 23-20.......Jamaal Charles TD...........Alex Smith 67%............Anthony Sherman TD)

DETROIT LIONS -2(-105) over New Orleans Saints-----Saints off a bye.....Lions at home......Bush back but Calvin Johnson out.   We question how good Saints are with them having to go to OT against Tampa.(Lose 24-23...........GWTD Corey Fuller)

Saturday, October 18, 2014

NOTRE DAME +9 over Florida State(Win 31-27)
NOTRE DAME +270 over Florida State-------FSU lucky to not lose to NCST and Clemson......today,  I think they're ready to lose.  FSU at 1-5 ATS while Notre Dame has played only 1 road game.(Lose 31-27..........In the first 5 yards beyond the line of scrimmage,  the defender can touch the receiver..........and its not pass interference on the defense.   Yeah, that's the rules.  But if you are Florida State,  your QB can carry the seafood ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE STORE.....and its not a penalty.   But if you're NOT Florida State and you touch Florida State,  its a 15-yard penalty even if the pass was uncatchable...........http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/notre-dame-fighting-irish-florida-state-seminoles-201410180003/
(So FSU had a breakdown in coverage and got bailed out by the refs. So even if you dont care about the timing of the call (even though 9 out of 10 times no ref throws that flag to determine the game) it was still wrong because the defender was just as guilty. As I write this, I heard Fisher say they complained to the refs about that type of play earlier. So thats great, the refs are getting their strings pulled by FSU.)


ARIZONA STATE SUN DEVILS +3.5 over Stanford Cardinal------Well,  the Stl Cardinals lost 4 games to 1............ASU has the home revenge and is off a bye so.........the only reason not to bet them would be..........the sizable loss to UCLA which............was a -4TO game for ASU so they shouldn't lose the TO ratio like that in this game.(Win 26-10............Jaelen Strong TD......DJ Foster TD)
GEORGIA -3(-115) over Arkansas----Georgia is at 3-3 ATS but....with that train collision,  in Arkansas,  I think we can mess this team up a little..........who's there?  Derby?  Arkansas has Derby.......Allen...........Williams............(Win 45-32............Georgia +4 TO......Chris Conley 128 yds, TD)

Friday, October 17, 2014

TEMPLE OWLS +8 over Houston Cougars(Lose 31-10)
TEMPLE OWLS +260 over Houston Cougars------I don't have any special information;  I just feel like betting on Jihad Thomas.
(Lose 31-10..............Temple
1:23 1st & 10, TEMP20
P.J. Walker passed to Jahad Thomas to the right for 72 yard gain

0:06 4th & 5, HOUS5
Austin Jones kicked a 22-yard field goal.............Jahad Thomas for 72 yards---Temple can't make 8 more yards for a TD....
 
...............
10:23 2nd & 9, TEMP24
P.J. Walker passed to Jahad Thomas to the right for 74 yard gain
9:56 1st & 2, HOUS2
P.J. Walker rushed up the middle for 1 yard gain. P.J. Walker fumbled. Steven Taylor recovered fumble
                   ,,,,,,,,,,Jahad Thomas for 74 yards to the Houston 2 yard line----Temple FUMBLES!
..................well,  we all know what the Hebrew/Christian prophecies say must happen for humanity to achieve self-actualization,  right?  Something (TEMPLE  MINUS 4 TURNOVERS) destructive----something must be destroyed.)
 

Thursday, October 16, 2014

ST LOUIS CARDINALS(Wainwright) +136 over San Francisco Giants(Bumgarner)(Lose 6-3......Cardinals have a 3-2 lead in the 8th inning and lose the game and their season with Rosenthal never throwing a single pitch)
ST LOUIS CARDINALS +600 to win series over San Francisco Giants------ELVIS IS IN MISSOURI!   heh, heh, heh.   But......these are fair prices,  I think,  for Bumgarner........but I don't think the Giants have the better offense.    How.............well,  I think its 1985.   Could be?  I think this series is far from over.   I just don't see the Cardinals dropping this series with a currently running-in-theaters David Fincher movie showing repeated shots of Ben Affleck in a St Louis Cardinals t-shirt.   Do you?  Look,  its a Mastermind of a movie,  isn't it?  Isn't it good?   (you know there's no Ayn Rand movie in theaters now like there was when the Giants,  with B-rand-on C and B-rand-on Belt,  beat the Tigers in the World Series,  right?)  And you should know that I am committed to impregnating Emily Ratajkowski........if only Time Warner,  a Sports Illustrated corporation,  would deliver the female to me............I would..........if Time Warner,  having failed to pay me the $90 million it owes for profiting off my creation,  Harry Potter,  really DOES NOT want to pay me that money,  it could certainly,  I would think,  procure the female to me.(Lose 4 games to 1)

Monday, October 13, 2014

ST LOUIS RAMS +3.5 over San Francisco 49ers(Lose 31-17)
ST LOUIS RAMS +170 over San Francisco 49ers-------Austin Davis is #9...........from Ringgold, Georgia.   Wow,  what a great day yesterday for #9 QBs............Stafford won,  a Georgia QB........Romo,  a heroic victory over the Seahawks on the road and then Foles............he's #9 too!!!  Rams with home-off-road-loss.........Great play,  great play here.(Lose 31-17...........Davis threw 50%........yet,  Rams blew a 14-0 lead!???  What the fuck?  Even Turnover game.   And Rams blow a 14-0 lead at home)

Sunday, October 12, 2014

OAKLAND RAIDERS +7.5 over San Diego Chargers(Win 31-28)
OAKLAND RAIDERS +275 over San Diego Chargers-----SD's covering all their games!  Oakland has never scored more than 14 in a game!   But............Raiders are home off the bye.  They need to be coming with their best game today.......they gotta have something today..........Oh,  Raiders still have Woodson,  a Michigan player....U of M...........after a U of M win yesterday.   Ravens dominating today..........Raiders/Ravens???  Maybe.  (Lose 31-28..........Raiders have the ball........with a 4-point lead and 5:38 left to play in the game........on their own 39 yd line.  And from there,  they can't close the game.)
DETROIT pk over Minnesota-----I don't see the Lions as a team that should be losing 2 games in a row this year.   And somehow they lost at home to Buffalo last week.   Johnson is OUT.  And some say the Lions suck without him.  Well,  whatever.  Lions shouldn't be losing 2 straight this year.   And a Georgia QB should do well after a Georgia blowout yesterday.(Win 17-3.......Tahir Whitehead 2 INTs............Glover Quin INT...........Theo Riddick TD.........Stafford 57%.........Lions +3TO)

MIAMI +2.5 over Green Bay----Miami's home off a bye and...........we'll try 'em even though 17 on Hundley didn't win for UCLA yesterday(really should have).(Lose 27-24..............4 minutes to go with lead and ball,  Miami can't close...........GWTD with 6 secs left Andrew Quarless)

DENVER BRONCOS -10 over New York Jets-----Ummm,  there was some trouble with the Jets that were trying to land over Charlotte,  I heard.......something like that so we'll go with coach John Fox and Denver.(Win 31-17...........Julius Thomas 2TD.......Broncos +2TO)

Saturday, October 11, 2014

UCLA BRUINS +2.5 over Oregon Ducks------Both teams 1-4 ATS.  Both coming off losses where they were favored by a lot.  With Oregon it was 21 points and that was an even TO ratio game so Oregon's probably more overrated.   UCLA at home with 5 seasons of revenge against Oregon.(Lose 42-30.........Ahww,  Oregon has Pharaoh Brown!   ucla can't win with that much revenge......)

MICHIGAN -2.5 over Penn State-----I don't think Michigan's injuries are that big of a factor(Derrick Green went OFTS last game) because they need to get new offensive players in there anyway.  While Michigan has set a new 135-year record for losing in September,  and they do suck,  they also have home-off-road-loss in this spot---which should help any normal team----and they have 4 years of revenge motivation against Penn State.   While Penn State is off a bye,  Chris Tillman didn't get the job done for the Orioles last night and Christian Stewart didn't win for BYU on Thursday.  So I don't see Christian Hackenberg outperforming today for PSU.  You also have to consider how Michigan lost last game in New Jersey(a corrupt state where their high school football players sexually molest each other).   It was 3rd and 8 and the Michigan receiver clearly caught the ball with 2 hands on it and 2 feet down inbounds near the marker with the ball only coming loose after the WR had fallen out of bounds and reached his ball hand out and the ground dislodged the ball when it hit it.   It was ruled a drop AND THEN CONFIRMED ON VIDEO REVIEW when it was clearly a caught ball.  If called correctly,  Michigan may have made a 1st down there or gone for it on 4th and inches or kicked an FG that was 48yds instead of the 56yarder that was blocked.   It doesn't mean Michigan would have won the game if the flagrantly corrupt call favoring Rutgers,  the home team,  had been called right,   but the stark injustice of it should help Michigan's luck here on a home-off-road-loss.(Win 18-13............Jourdan Lewis INT)

ROYALS(Ventura) +109 over Orioles(Norris)----I know this is Norris' best season ever,  and maybe I'm prejudiced against him for his history,  but considering how the Royals have been rolling,  its hard for me to consider Norris either a favorite,  as he his here,  or as a playoff-caliber starter.(Win 6-4.........Lorenzo Cain 4-5........GWRBI Alcides Escobar)

ARIZONA +2.5 over Usc-----Well,  Arizona can score.......but look at Usc having losses to BC and ASU.   I'll go with the home revenge which Arizona has.(Win 28-26..........lucky this covered.   Wow,  they went for 2 with 1:22 left SO I COULD WIN.............well,  they went for 2 and missed it.  Jared Baker 3TD)

CAL GOLDEN BEARS -3.5 over Washington Huskies------Washington off the bye,  but who do they have?  Cyler Miles??   Cal at home with 5X Revenge?  Bwaa..    This game's a blowout.(Lose 31-7...............Cal -3TO...........Epic Fail at home with 5X revenge by Cal)

MISSISSIPPI STATE +3 over Auburn------Nick Marshall's pretty good but............I'll go with the home revenge and Miss State.(Win 38-23...........2TD Josh Robinson)

OLE MISS REBELS +2.5 over Texas A & M------TXAM has the home-off-road-loss but............Rebels have the revenge here and........UNLV Runnin Rebs won last night as 9.5 point underdogs.(Win 35-20)

PURDUE +22 over Michigan State--------Purdue has.............Austin Appleby now at QB,  Akeem Hunt and...........5X Revenge at home.(Win 45-31............3TD Akeem Hunt)

FLORIDA -1 over Lsu----------Hmmm.  UCF won last night and Florida has.............the home Revenge.(Lose 30-27...........pathetic........LSU +3TO)

Tuesday, October 07, 2014

NATIONALS(Gonzalez) -130 over Giants(Vogelsong)-----Can't believe this team almost got swept----they got Asdrubal...........can't see how their starting rotation could be better...........and they almost got swept.(Lose 3-2...........Vogelsong gives up a .280 BA to opposing hitters............and Nationals get 2 hits off him in 5innings playing to keep their season alive.   Nationals offense:  Epic Fail.   Psshhh.  What a waste.)

Sunday, October 05, 2014

CINCINNATI BENGALS -3(+105) over New England Patriots------Normally,  with the Patriots having home-off-road-loss(a sizable road loss),  I could see how somebody would want to play them here on the rebound.   However,  I just don't think they can get this done.  Bengals ARE a respectable team and............NE has a U of M QB.   Ok,  well,  U of M things just aren't getting better and..........just makes me think of the Patriots' decline,  with Welker............well,  not on the team now(PED user)........Aaron Hernandez,  OUT with legal problems.   If the Bengals were a more "middling" team like the Rams or Cowboys,  I might see a Patriots bet here as viable.  But let's look at who owns this team:  Robert Kraft.   Ok,  did Robbie Gold miss an FG today that had important implications?  I think he did.  Did someone named Robert Alford have a consequential pass-interference today in the Giants game?  I don't know,  I just got up.....but I think he did.  I'm not saying I'd make a big bet on the Bengals here,  I just don't think New England is gonna have enough to cover this tonight.   Oh,  former U of M athlete Michael Phelps:  a drunk driver(still)?  Yeah,  gotta stay away from U of M players.(Lose 43-17........Bengals were OFF A BYE in this game, lose by 26...........they really suck.  Cincinnati is not a quality team.   I don't know how they beat Atlanta and Baltimore.  Patriots +3 TO)

Saturday, October 04, 2014

CAL GOLDEN BEARS +3.5(-115) over Washington State Cougars----What's BYU,  Cougars?  With Jarrod Dyson having fun with the Royals now...........oh, Cal has Jared Goff.  Cal also has the revenge.(Win 60-59...........Halliday throws for 734 yds,  setting a record...........but CAL WINS!!!!  Amazing game.)

MARYLAND TERRAPINS +7 over Ohio State Buckeyes(Lose 52-24)
MARYLAND TERRAPINS +230 over Ohio State Buckeyes----Maryland has Brandon Ross.  This is key because....besides Randal Grichuk having an HR for the Cardinals in yesterday's win,  Brandon Crawford was 3-4 Brandon Belt was 2-4 Brandon Radcliff had 2TDs for Louisville Brandon Connette had a TD for Fresno State while Brandon Finnegan picked up the Win for the Royals yesterday.(Lose 52-24...........Pathetic.   Maryland give 4 TO's.......Caleb Rowe throws 3 INTs)

NEBRASKA +7 over Michigan State(Win 27-22)
NEBRASKA +235 over Michigan State-----Nebraska has the revenge.(Lose 27-22......Good comeback;  De'Mornay Pierson-El  62-yd punt-return TD............Nebraska -1 TO.......Cook only 37%)

MISSISSIPPI STATE -2.5(-115) over Texas A & M------Mississippi State has the home revenge and is off a bye.   TXAM has beaten Rice and SMU which is not impressive.  Oh,  Taysom Hill went OFTS last night.  so.............while A and M does have a Brandon,  it also has a Hill at QB.(Win 48-31.......Richie Brown 3INTs...........Robinson 2TDs...........Prescott 76%........Fred Brown TD)

TENNESSEE -3 over Florida------Florida is off a bye but Tenn has the revenge and is home off 2 road losses.(Lose 10-9...........Tennessee,  what a joke.)

VIRGINIA -5 over Pittsburgh-----Pittsburgh sports teams...........no;  they're going down.  With Christian Stewart throwing 34% and 3 INTs for BYU last night in a favored-by-21-pts LOSS,  I can't see how Pitt coach Paul Chryst does anything here.(Push 24-19)

Friday, October 03, 2014

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Ventura) +150 over La Angels(Shoemaker)------For the Angels,  who hit better---well, actually----against lhps,  to really not hit a weak pitcher like Vargas yesterday............that's surprising and could be a "tell" that they're just gonna be showing up in this series.   I'll take an underdog.(Win 4-1........Eric Hosmer 3-4 GWHR.....Brandon Finnegan Win)

Thursday, October 02, 2014

OREGON -21 over Arizona------well,  I might as well just take Oregon right here.  You know Mariota's gonna run or pass for,  like,  8 TDs and all that.   Significant home revenge here for Oregon,  based on the most improbable victory of last season when Arizona blew them out.   Look,  Oregon has Byron Marshall.   and Arizona's last game, well,  they had to score 36pts in the 4th quarter to win........and they didn't even cover.(Lose 31-24..............Arizona beats Oregon again and there's nothing new under the sun.   Oregon must REALLY suck.  )
MINNESOTA VIKINGS +9(+100) over Green Bay Packers-----Royals cap a double-comeback 12inning game overcoming a 4-run deficit when..........Salvador gets the GWRBI by driving in Christian Colon.   Ok,  that happened...........with Royals 1st baseman Eric Hosmer going 3-4 with 2 walks and scoring on of the tying runs............Oh,  remember Vikings have Chase Ford.   But its their QB that's out..............hmmm,  and that means Christian Ponder starts. (Lose 42-10.......Ponder 50%,  2INTs and 1 rushing TD...........that's not good but........I think you have to consider this a failure by the Viking defense)

Wednesday, October 01, 2014

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Volquez) -102 over San Francisco Giants(Bumgarner)----Certainly,  the limp defeat taken by the Steelers at home in Pittsburgh on Sunday and the unthinkably impossible loss,  at home in Pittsburgh,  as 20.5 point favorites,  by the Pitt Panthers at the hands of the Akron Zips are important risk factors to consider.   However,  as I supported the Pirates last year(when they almost got past Michael Wacha,  but didn't) I'll also support them this year as I think its more "their year" than it is the Giants.   That is,  the Giants have really overperformed in recent postseasons.  2 WS wins since 2010??  Surprising in 2010 and,  of course,  they had absolutely no business beating the Tigers in 2012----if I remember correctly.   The home crowd got the job done in the AL WC game last night(of course,  they had a boost from the HUGE Chiefs home win the night before;  such an "NFL boost" the Pirates will not have in this game) so we can look to that for confidence...........and note that the Steelers were beaten by Buccaneers,  which are..........like Pirates.(Lose 8-0..........Pirates say nolo contendere.............no desire to win this game.)