SEATTLE MARINERS(Woo) -120 over Arizona Diamondbacks(Pfaadt)------Pfaadt has been mostly a joke but AZ is 45 runs up on Seattle.   Seattle is, however,  on a 6-2 run.(Lose 4-3..........Andres Munoz with the L)

CINCINNATI REDS(Weaver) +165 over La Dodgers(Sheehan)-------Weaver is wicked bad but the Reds tend to win when he pitches.   Records of these teams are about equal,  but Dodgers are +66 runs.  Sheehan's last 3 have been bad and Dodgers are on a 1-4 streak.(Lose 3-2...........Weaver goes 6 2 1 2 2,  likely his best start yet Reds still lose as LAD get only 2 Hits)

TEXAS RANGERS(Perez) +150 over San Diego Padres(Darvish)-----SD has gone 8-10 with Darvish pitching.  Texas has scored 134 more runs than SD and have gone 13-6 in Perez's starts.   No way Darvish should be -180 here.(Lose 4-0..........Rangers get shut down)

LA ANGELS(Detmers) +105 over Toronto Blue Jays(Manoah)-----------Is Detmers better than his 2-7 record would indicate?  Probably.  Angels are +52 run on Toronto while Manoah is wild----really,  not having a good year anything like his previous years.(Lose 6-1...........Fuck,  Kirk has 2 HR.  Angels don't hit Manoah)

MILWAUKEE BREWERS(Teheran) +170 over Atlanta Braves(Elder)---------Milwaukee has the Revenge here.  Teheran shut the Braves down last start but he didn't win.(Lose 11-5)

CHICAGO CUBS TO SCORE OVER 5.5 RUNS(+125)------Sorry, Wainwright,  you are just too hittable this year.(Lose 5-1............they get 4 runs after 4 innings and can only get 1 more.  Thanx, jerks)

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES(Nola) -1.5(-115) over Pittsburgh Pirates(Priester)-----Priester has given up 4 HRs in 10 innings.   He did win last time but..........Well,  Christopher Nolan has a movie out.   So I'll bet on Phillies rocking him.(Lose 7-6............Nola's such an asshole.   This is his worst start of the year.   This is a day we'll definitely avenge.   What a fucking jerk)