SEATTLE MARINERS(Kikuchi) -161 over Kansas City Royals(Keller)------Well,  it looks like 11 or 12 Marines dead today,  blown up by ISIS-K in Afghanistan.   But look at Keegan Akin winning a game today!  Wow.  The totally sucked and today he went 7 3 1-like.  In fact,  the line opened at Balt +135 and closed at Balt -118.   Bettors got it WAY right.  (Ok, it was against the Angels).  It surprises me and I want a "Ki" in my pitcher's name here.   America has committed many crimes in Afghanistan  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4DLzioGq5M  . Its ass is getting kicked out the door by ISIS-K,  a group you'd think that Trump may have defeated with his use of an unnecessarily genocidal bomb.   But Trump's a liar and a murderer;  that's why he's not president anymore.  (Lose 6-4............Seattle leading 4-0 in the 5th.   Can you FUCKING win the game?  No.   Lose for me at -161???  Goddamnit.  Joe Smith takes the Loss.   Salvador Perez hits an HR)

OAKLAND A's(Kaprielian) +109 over New York Yankees(Taillon)----Yankees are 19-4 in this month of August but they didn't pay me the $9400 I asked for to help them(That's how much Cole makes for 1 pitch this year by my projections).  Kaprielian's pretty good,  though A's are running 2-8.(Lose 7-6............Taillon definitely got rocked,  going 3 4 5 3 4.  Yet that's not enough)