NEW YORK METS(Senga) -1.5(-120) over Pittsburgh Pirates(Keller)-------Mets have outscored Pirates by 73 runs.   Senga has pretty much dominated everyone,  tho his walks are a bit high.  Pirates,  at 14-28,  just not good this season.  New York teams have been doing pretty well lately.

 LA ANGELS(Anderson) +127 over Baltimore Orioles(Eflin)------Eflin has not pitched since April 7th.  Baltimore is -2 Games to Angels.  Both teams are weak offensively.  Angels have scored 1 more run than Orioles.  Anderson's throwing a .184 average against.  Can't see why Angels are underdogs at home.

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Gallen) +100 over La Dodgers(Gonsolin)-----Dodgers have scored 15 more runs than Az.  They are 5-4 in May;  Arizona is 5-5 in May.  Gonsolin is a formidable 35-11 Lifetime.  But Gallen K'd 13 Yankees and dominated the Mets.  So he's pretty good too.

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Francis) +128 over Seattle Mariners(Evans)-----Seattle is +4 games on Toronto and has scored 47 more runs.  However,  both these pitchers have been rocked pretty hard.  Evans,  born in Ann Arbor,  hasn't proven anything----walking and getting ripped.   Francis is a much stronger name at this time,  even though he's only 2-5.

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Burnes) -113 over La Dodgers(May)----AZ didn't get the job done last night.  Rodriguez got rocked,  but they still could have easily won.  Kevin Ginkel came in to lose it.  Both these pitchers have delivered a 3-3 record to their teams when they started.  Burnes has gone 61-37 lifetime.  So we'll try this again,  although Burnes has walked 1 every 2.

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Rodriguez) -115 over La Dodgers(Sasaki)----------Sasaki has walked 20 in 30 innings.  Dodgers offense is a little better.  Rodriguez has been getting rocked almost every time he goes go there.   He burned me last time.   But I have strong iPod info for this,  so I'll play it.

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS(Ray) +148 over Chicago Cubs(Brown)------Both teams have very good records and are both 4-2 in May.  Brown is throwing a .295 average while Ray is throwing .201.  And Ray does have more than 1 walk every two innings.   In fact,  the Giants have won every game he's started this year.  So, Cubs offense has scored 42 more runs than Giants.  But with this pitching matchup,  you want the Giants.   Uh,  what happened last night,  with Ryan Pressly giving up 8 ER in extras without getting 1 out,  would be attributed to...........his name, R-yan,  and anti-Aryan fury.

CINCINNATI REDS(Greene) +106 over Atlanta Braves(Holmes)-------Reds on a 4 loss streak.  They've still scored 36 more runs than Braves have.  Holmes has walked 1 every 2 innings.   Greene is usually good---except for that time I last bet on him.

OAKLAND A's(Springs) -117 over Seattle Mariners(Hancock)-----Springs is 27-15 lifetime and Hancock is throwing a .347 average.  Jacob Wilson is hot for A's.

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Gallen) -107 over New York Mets(Peterson)------At 23-13 I think the Mets record is just too good.  AZ is 7 runs up so I'll play these Nazi colors.

CINCINNATI REDS(Singer) +131 over Atlanta Braves(Smith-Shawver)----Clearly the Reds have scored 41 more runs than Braves and their offense has been better.  And they clearly have the better starting pitcher.

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Irvin) +104 over Cleveland Guardians(Ortiz)--------We'll give Irvin another chance after that terrible start last time.  Nationals have scored 20 more runs than Cleveland but their record is not better.  But they are at home.

Padres(Pivetta) vs Yankees(Rodon) UNDER 7.5-------Rodon is walking almost 1 every 2 innings but both pitchers are hard to hit.  These teams have gone UNDER 8 more times than Over.

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Wilson) +172 over Houston Astros(McCullers)---------McCullers hasn't pitched since 2022 and Astros are only up on the CWS by 9 runs.   Wilson may suck,  but he may only pitch an inning or two.   White Sox now have their Bulls-and-Nazi colored uniforms.   They have Robert #88,  and Vargas #20...........and Baldwin,  a street I once had a paper route on.  ED-gar Quero, ok?  Half of my middle name.  And Chase Meidroth.   This team is underperforming relative to how much it looks like me.  They should not be hitting only .215;  and I don't believe that will continue.(Win 5-4...........Wilson went 4 innings.  Robert 2-3............Edgar 2-4)

CHICAGO CUBS(Imanaga) -116 over Milwaukee Brewers(Peralta)---Pitchers are about equally good but Cubs have hit 26pts higher and scored 47 more runs.  They are the best offense now.(Lose 4-0..........Cubs get 5 Hits)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Pfaadt) +105 over Philadelphia Phillies(Nola)--------Phillies on a 5-1 streak but Nola............he's only had 1 good start which was his last start.  AZ has scored 20 more runs than Phillies and Pfaadt is walking only 1 every 6inn.(Lose 7-2.........Brandon Pfaadt goes 4 9 6 1 6 taking his worst rocking of the year.   That really sucks.   You know,  this is serious shit.  I'm really trying to win...........and you do this to me.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/9-injured-glendale-arizona-shooting-police/story?id=121460049(Three people were killed and five others were injured in a shooting at a restaurant in Glendale, Arizona, on Sunday night, according to police.)............cost me $8.18 at a time when my accounts are about to go bust.)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Blalock) +240 over San Francisco Giants(Hicks)-----Obviously,  Blalock sucks and no one would bet on him.  But he may not pitch too many innings.   Hicks has not been good,  with him throwing a .283 average.   Sf has scored 49 more runs.   But Col has Hunter Goodman,  Jordan Beck and Ryan McMahon and this price is of course huge.(Lose 6-3..........They were winning 3-1 in the top of the 6th..........Jake Bird takes the L...............you wanna fuck with me,  right?  Fuck you)

CINCINNATI REDS(Lodolo) -1.5(+110) over Washington Nationals(Williams)------Batters are hitting .306 off Williams and Lodolo's been good.  Reds have scored 33 more runs than Nationals.(Lose 11-6............How does Lodolo take his worst shelling of the year on the same that Brandon Pfaadt get rocked?  Huh?   You want some of this, bitch?  5 10 6 2 4..........Fuck that shit.)

 CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Cannon) +195 over Houston Astros(Valdez)(Win 7-3.........RBI Jacob Amaya,  Edgar Quero 2-3,  Robert an HR,  Chase Meidroth 2-5)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Freeland) +227 over San Francisco Giants(Verlander)-----Obviously,  at 5-25,  the Rockies are not fit to bet on and should not even be in MLB.  However,  The Underdog just won every game today!  Wow.  Every underdog won,  even the Chicago White Sox!   So,  yeah,  Rockies suck but.....Giants are only 2-4 in Verlander's starts.(Win 4-3...........Ryan McMahon HR,  Hunter Goodman GWRBI)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Irvin) +210 over Philadelphia Phillies(Sanchez)-------Phillies have scored only 2 more Runs than Washington,  while they've hit 7 pts higher and won 3 more games.   Both pitchers are 6'6 and............Irvin is not bad at all.  Good price here.(Lose 7-2............Irvin  6 8 6 3 2..........pitchers not pitching for me)

CINCINNATI REDS(Petty) -114 over Stl Cardinals(Matz)----Chase Petty is from Somers Point, NJ and Matz............has only 1 start this year.  So with Reds having scored 22 more runs than Stl,  we can take this fair price at home.(Lose 9-1............Chase Petty is not qualified  2 7 9 2 3.   He got destroyed)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Rodriguez) +124 over New York Mets(Peterson)----Peterson has been hittable while Rodriguez has walked only 1 every 4 innings.  AZ is 13 runs up on Mets.(Lose 8-3......Rodriguez FUCK 4 9 8 1 1...............he's a bad pitcher)

DETROIT TIGERS(Olson) +104 over Houston Astros(Gusto)------Tigers have scored 27 more runs than Astros and have hit 11 points higher than Astros.(Lose 6-4.............Nothing new;  this sucks)

CINCINNATI REDS(Martinez) -116 over St Louis Cardinals(Pallante)----Pallante's been rocked in his last starts.  Reds are on a 4-0 streak,  extending back to 8-5.  They've outscored the Cardinals by 20 this year.  They are at home here and this line seems fair.(Win 3-1)

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES -2.5 over La Lakers(Win 116-113........close as they come;  Anthony Edwards 43pts)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Keller) +225 over La Dodgers(Sasaki)-----Dodgers have scored 20 more runs than Pirates and have hit 8 pts higher than them.  They are on a 1-4 streak.   Sasaki has walked 16 in 19 innings.   That is very bad.   (Lose 8-4............Game was close until Colin Holderman came in to lose it in the 8th.  Andrew McCutchen 0-5.)

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES(Luzardo) -113 over Chicago Cubs(Brown)-----Phillies are only a 13-13 team right now.    Brown has thrown a .278 average and is walking more than 1 every 2 innings.   Luzardo's walks are under control and he's much better than that.   Phillies have Harper,  Kepler this year and Johan(Win 10-4..........Luzardo does good.  Max Kepler 3-5 HR)

CINCINNATI REDS(Abbot) -117 over Colorado Rockies(Freeland)----Andrew Abbot has done very  well.  And if we look at Drew Waters  and Andrew McCutchen and Andy Ibanez doing well very recently,  that's a name to play.  Of course,  the Reds have scored 51 more runs than Rockies this year too.(Win 8-7.............Pagan gets the Save;  Marte and Espinal 3-5)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Irvin) +166 over New York Mets(Senga)-----Not sure why Senga's so good;  I'll have to watch it.   But both offenses have scored 105 runs.  Since there's no advantage there,  I'll take the home team.(Win 5-4..........James Wood GWRBI,  Jose Tena 3-4,  Dylan Crews 3-4,  CJ Abrams 2-5)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Gore) -115 over Baltimore Orioles(Povich)----Nationals on a 4-1 winning streak.   Povich is getting rocked pretty hard.(Lose 2-1............Wash gets only 5 Hits and 1 walk.  What a weak game.)