TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Ray) -130 over Atlanta Braves(Smyly)-----Blue Jays are at home and I think they have a pitcher advantage.(Win 13-5.........Alejandro Kirk 2HR........Lourdes Gurriel 3-5 HR........Bo Bichette 2-5 HR...........Teoscar HR.............0 walks by Ray!)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Keuchel) +130 over Cleveland Indians(Bieber)------CWS have the home Revenge against Bieber.   Their offense is a lot better than Cleveland.(Lose 5-3)

STL CARDINALS(Gant) +107 over Pittsburgh Pirates(Brubaker)--------Everything about this game is about equal.  But STL 'should' be better with Arenado and Goldschmidt.(Win 7-3..........Tyler O'Neill 3-4 HR............Matt Carpenter PHHR)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Rodon) over Detroit Tigers parlayed with LA DODGERS(Bauer) over Milwaukee Brewers(Lauer) +125---------At 8-16,  Tigers are so bad there might be value in this line.  LAD have scored 1 more run per game than Brewers,  but Lauer has been pretty bad in previous years.(Lose 2-1........Eric Lauer goes 5 4 0 2 3 vs Dodgers.   That is unbelievable.   Dodgers offense isn't that good;  they get by on their starting pitchers.)

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES +4 over Golden State Warriors------GS has gone 2-2,  but Minnesota has gone 4-1 over their last 5.(Win 126-114)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Ynoa) -130 over Chicago Cubs(Hendricks)------Ynoa has the pitcher Revenge against Cubs,  who have the lowest team batting average in MLB at .206.(Win 10-0..........Freeman 4-5;  Hendricks gets rocked.)

CINCINNATI REDS(Gray) +183 over La Dodgers(Kershaw)------Now Dodgers are on a 2-7 run.  Kershaw can sometimes be rocked;  Reds offense has been extremely good.  Gotta go here again.(Lose 8-0..........Dodgers got most of these runs late.  Gray had 11 K's)

CINCINNATI REDS(Hoffman) +220 over La Dodgers(Buehler)------Dodgers,  on a 2-6 run,  are -250.   No,  I don't think so.   Reds are actually hitting for a higher team average and outscoring the Dodgers.  So it must be that Ferris Buehler is just so good.   Well Hoffman's not bad.(Win 6-5.........Ryan Hendrix got the win)

TEXAS RANGERS(Foltynewicz) +133 over La Angels(Quintana)------TX is 9-14 with an inferior offense,  but I don't think Quintana is this good.   Rangers have a chance with Foltynewicz,  who is about a .500 pitcher lifetime.(Win 6-1...........Nick Solak 2 HR)

Minnesota Twins(Maeda) vs Cleveland Indians(Civale) UNDER 8.5(-115)-----Twins and Indians have some of the weakest offenses and Civale is good.   I ask Maeda to do better,  just don't get rocked.(Lose 7-4...........and Maeda gets rocked: 5 runs in 5 inn)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Sheffield) +165 over Houston Astros(Urquidy)----Houston's offense may be a little better.  But I don't see Urquidy as being worth this much.)(Lose 5-2...........Sheffield get battered,  12 hits in 5 innings.  That's more than 2 hits per inning.  He sucks)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Morton) -1.5(+105) over Chicago Cubs(Davies)------Davies is hittable,  as usual,  but he's also walking people.   I don't think Morton sucks enough to fuck this up.(Lose 8-7...........This game is 8-5 in the 7th and Willson Contreras makes me lose again)

CHARLOTTE HORNETS +8 over Boston Celtics(Win 125-104)

CHARLOTTE HORNETS +275 over Boston Celtics(Win 125-104)

NEW YORK KNICKS -105 over Toronto Raptors(Win 120-103)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Pineda) -200 over Pittsburgh Pirates(Cahill)(Lose 6-2)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Pineda) -1.5(-110) over Pittsburgh Pirates(Cahill)(Lose 6-2............Twins are a disgrace;  they can't support their Big Black vs Cahill????)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Bumgarner) +175 over Atlanta Braves(Smyly)------Actually,  these teams are even,  9-11(AZ) and 9-10(ATL).   Bumgarner was rocked 3 times and then had a good start his last time.   We can't yet be sure he sucks this year.   Smyly..........I'm not sure he's so good.   Arizona has been one of the best teams vs LHPs in baseball this year and Braves have been one of the worst vs LHPs.  That's why I'm betting this.(PPD...........no-hitter the next day)

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS(Wood) -120 over Miami Marlins(Alcantara)------Giants are 12-7 vs the Marlins 8-10.   Alcantara is not bad,  but I'll go with the 2 Brandon's against the 1 Jesus.(Win 5-3.........Wood did great:  1 hit in 7innings)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Kikuchi) +120 over Boston Red Sox(Perez)----All we can say for the Mariners' offense is that Haniger is hitting .316 and France is hitting .303.  Still,  the Mariners' record is about as good as the Red Sox'.(Lose 6-5..........Kikuchi really sucked)

LA ANGELS(Heaney) +129 over Houston Astros(Greinke)------Angels do have the Revenge vs Greinke.  Angels offense is hitting a bit better but they have David Fletcher,  definitely a player you want to have after David Peralta went 5-6 w/ 7RBI yesterday.(Lose 5-4..........Heaney did good.........Angels lost it late)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Dunn) +150 over Boston Red Sox(Pivetta)-----Boston's offense is better,  but Dun has allowed only 3 Hits in 9 innings(with a lot of walks).   At 11-7,  Mariners' record is pretty good.(Win 7-3..........Mariners get only 3 hits in this game,  but 7 walks.  And they score 7 runs.  Sam Haggerty with the PH 2 RBI.  Dunn only walks 1.)

STL CARDINALS(Martinez) +155 over Washington Nationals(Scherzer)-----My iPod likes the Cardinals here.(Lose 1-0.......Paul Goldschmidt 0-4..........Cardinals out hit them 6 to 4)

NEW YORK METS(Peterson) -119 over Chicago Cubs(Davies)----Cubs have only hit .189(Lose 16-4...........Peterson and Mets' bullpen absolutely suck)

DETROIT TIGERS(Fulmer) -125 over Pittsburgh Pirates(Anderson)(Lose 3-2.............Tigers get 3 Hits,   an astonishingly pathetic amount of support for Fulmer.   Tigers are...........a truly bad team.)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Rodon) -110 over Cleveland Indians(Plesac)-----Indians will seek to avenge the no-hitter pitched against them by Rodon but........I think CWS offense is better.  Rodon's been impeccable in 2 starts.(Win 8-5...........Jose Abreu 2 HR.........Luis Robert 3-4)

DETROIT TIGERS(Fulmer) -125 over Pittsburgh Pirates(Anderson)-----Tigers do hit low vs lhps,  .176.  But Anderson is weaker than Fulmer.   I can't see the Tigers not hitting well today.(PPD)

BOSTON RED SOX(Rodriguez) -115 over Toronto Blue Jays(Ryu)------Boston is hitting .288,  the best offense in baseball and they are 11-6.   Toronto's recent crime against me..........will be prosecuted here.  Ryu is not bad,  but Blue Jays are 7-9.(Win 4-2..........Christian Arroyo 3-4............Xander Bogaerts 2-4 HR)

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES +8.5 over La Clippers(Lose 124-105...........Clippers were 50% on 3s.  I hate LA so much,  I really do.   For Minnesota,  Rubio and Hernangomez were 3-11 combined.  I thought they could do so much better.   Its more than likely that this Minnesota loss killed Mondale.   Let him inspire you for the rest of the year.   That's all I can say to these failures.)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Senzatela) +161 over New York Mets(Stroman)-----Senzatela was rocked twice by the Dodgers but his other start was good.   Walk Nimmo;  IBB(Lose 2-1..........Senzatela did fine.  Stroman is 5'7.   And he dominated Colorado's sorry offense.  They're at home in Coors Field and they can only get 3 Hits off Stroman in 8 innings.   That is really, really weak.)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Ray) -107 over Kansas City Royals(Singer)---------Singer lost for me last time; Royals need to be punished.(Lose 2-0........You sorry fucks.   Ray did great for you.  (6 walks but.......)   You can't hit Singer??   Semien,  Josh Palacios,  Randal Grichuk,  Rowdy Tellez and Jonathan Davis combine to go 0-18.   I can't tolerate that shit.)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Wilson) +120 over Chicago Cubs(Hendricks)(Win 13-4........Heredia 2HR)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Ynoa) -113 over Chicago Cubs(Williams)(Lose 13-4........Wilson Contreras hits 2HR against me...............Hell-o,  World War I.   After going 11 5 1 1 10,  Ynoa goes 4 7 6 1 5 here to make me lose.  Fuck this shit.)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Weaver) +103 over Washington Nationals(Fedde)-----Fedde's been wild and hittable.  Weaver's been good.(Lose 6-2..........Totally unexpected:  Fedde does good.)

DETROIT TIGERS(Mize) +127 over Oakland A's(Irvin)------Not sure why Tigers didn't score yesterday.  Irvin has never been good in MLB.   Mize looks good this year.  These offense have been even,  their records are about even.(Lose 7-0..........Thought Mize was good.  Irvin 6 4 0 0 6...........Can't believe this shit)

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS(Sanchez) +119 over Miami Marlins(Alcantara)-----Giants offense is not hitting,  yet they are 8-5.   Alcantara is 11-20 lifetime but he's not too bad.(Lose 7-6..........Giants were going to win but Jake McGee comes in to give up 4 Hits and 2 ER............after all these mass shootings..........after 7.1 innings up to this point,  McGee had given up only 1 Hit.   But today, with me betting on his team,  he sucks.)

LA ANGELS(Quintana) -102 over Minnesota Twins(Shoemaker)-----Quintana's been a disaster,  but he'll be better today.(PPD)

MILWAUKEE BREWERS(Houser) -143 over Pittsburgh Pirates(Brubaker)----------Give Houser a chance.(Lose 6-1.........He sucked up.  Out of 73 pitches,  Houser threw 41 strikes.   That might not look so bad,  but he was getting behind in the count it seemed.  If he had thrown more strikes,  this probably wouldn't have happened........

             https://www.wisn.com/article/kenosha-county-bar-shooting-suspect-victims-identified/36153715#(The shooting happened about 12:45 a.m. Sunday at the Somers House Tavern.).........because that's near Milwaukee )

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Kelly) +161 over Washington Nationals(Corbin)-------AZ is 4-8 and Washington is 3-6.   Both pitchers have been rocked this year.  Can't justify the price.(Win 11-6.........Andrew Young Grand Slam..........Carson Kelly 2-4 HR.........Eduardo Escobar HR)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Gomber) +230 over La Dodgers(Urias)-----Dodgers are 10-2.   Gomber has allowed only 2 Hits in 9 innings........but also 11 walks.  Rockies have the Revenge vs Urias.  Dodgers have outscored CO 68-50.  Is it time for Rockies to improve?  We'll try it.(Lose 7-5..........Gomber does ok,  Rockies were ahead 5-3 in the 6th inning,  but then Yency Almonte and Tyler Kinney come in to allow 4 ER)

DETROIT TIGERS(Fulmer) +205 over Houston Astros(McCullers)------Houston is 6-5,  Tigers are 5-6.......McCullers is actually pretty weak.   This price is sick.(Win 6-4..........Candelario 3-5..........Grossman 2-4............Tigers' bullpen survives)

CLEVELAND INDIANS(McKenzie) +105 over Chicago White Sox(Rodon)-----Rodon shut down Seattle for 5 innings last game.  McKenzie is 23 and Black,  which is what we want as the Knoxville school shooting happened right next to "Black Cherokee Productions",  indicating Indian influence after Raoul Peck new HBO special extensively covered Indian extermination in USA.   Imma take Indians here.(Lose 4-3.............Well,  Keuchel started,  but whatever,  I'll take the loss.  Formosan-nigga Yu Chang made the game-losing throwing error............)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Ray) +175 over New York Yankees(Cole)-----Cole went 5.1 vs Blue Jays earlier so Blue Jays have the home Revenge.   I guess the Blue Jays stuck Palacios in there and beat the Angels 15-1 to stop a 4-game losing streak.(Lose 3-1........Kyle Higashioka hits 2 HR against me----another Asian working against me.   Now how did I get to be such an Asian Enemy?   This shit is fucked up.)

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Singer) +105 over La Angels(Cobb)----------Cobb is a career .500 pitcher.  Hopefully,  Singer is better than his last start.(Lose 10-3...........Well isn't THIS a Royal fuckup.  Royals make 3 Errors............Cobb strikes out 10)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Anderson) -135 over Philadelphia Phillies(Eflin)(Win 5-4)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Anderson) -1.5 over Philadelphia Phillies(Eflin)------Atlanta hasn't started hitting real well yet.   Today,  I think they will.(Lose 5-4)

DETROIT TIGERS(Skubal) +145 OVER Cleveland Indians(Civale)------I'm sure the Tigers are upset by how easily that got dominated by Civale's little short-arm crap last meeting.  I believe the Tigers are better than these disrespectful prices.   Skubal is good.(Lose 11-3...........Robbie Grossman 3-4 HR...........Skubal gets rocked and Tigers don't hit Civale)

DETROIT TIGERS(Teheran) +170 over Cleveland Indians(Plesac)====Det is 3-3,  don't give up on them yet.(Lose 4-1...........Dammit)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Ross) +240)[LIVE] over La Dodgers(Buehler)----Joe Ross doesn't suck this bad.(Lose 1-0...........Nationals get 8 Hits to Dodgers' 4 Hits.........but still fucking lose)

CINCINNATI REDS(Mahle) -146 over Arizona Diamondbacks(Widener)--------Reds are hitting the best so far.  I don't see Arizona's pathetic offense stepping up for Widener.(Win 6-5)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Marquez) -125 over Arizona Diamondbacks(Weaver)-----Both teams are 1-3,  but Rockies have Blackmon.(Lose 10-8..........Ryan McMahon hits 3HR and Rockies still lose...........Cron K's on ball 4 and goes 0-5.    Sick.  Sam Hilliard hits the game-tying HR but Rockies still lose.  I condemn this.)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Cahill) +143 over Cincinnati Reds(Miley)-----We'll go with the black team here after the Black Man was proven king on the basketball court yesterday.(Lose 14-1............Tyler Naquin 7 RBI against me.............Cahill sucked and Clay Holmes gave 5 ER in 0.1 of an inning)

BAYLOR BEARS +4.5 over Gonzaga Bulldogs(Win 86-70........Jared Butler 22pts)

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Duffy) +112 over Cleveland Indians(Allen)----Give KC some credit for hitting.  There's no way Allen's as reliable as Duffy, who was born on my birthday so I don't see him letting me down here. (Win 3-0..........Merrifield 2-3 HR)

DETROIT TIGERS(Skubal) +120 over Cleveland Indians(Civale)------Bet on this team til it loses.(Lose 9-3.........Tigers are ahead until the 7th inning,  yet they get only 2 Hits for the entire game.  WTF?   Why is Daniel Norris on this team?   He's been there 7 years and his record 18-31.  KICK HIS GODDAMNED ASS OFF THE TEAM!  He sucks and he's always sucked.   Skubal was pretty good,  but a sick, rotten bullpen Tigers have.   With that weak-ass short-arm action,  Civale goes 7 and gives only 2 hits.  Fuck this shit.)

Orioles(Zimmerman) vs Red Sox(Richards) UNDER 9.5(-105)--------Boston is offensively lame.(Lose 11-3.........Richards was so infernally bad 2 7 6 2 2.   He's a typical RHP,  doesn't keep his fingers on top of the ball........he was mercilessly rocked.  Then Josh Taylor came in, allowing 4 ER in less than an inning with his weak-ass curveball.  Red Sox are a joke this year;  they can't pitch either.)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Zeuch) +160 over New York Yankees(German)------The Germans are abased after that MSNBC White Supremacy thing cancelled Alex Wagner and,   thereby,  Franz Wagner(You can see how weak Gonzaga actually is;  Michigan would have crushed them)(Win 3-1)

STL CARDINALS(Martinez) over Cincinnati Reds(Hoffman) parlayed with SAN DIEGO PADRES(Paddack) over Arizona Diamondbacks(Widener) +170------Hard to see how the Reds got win yesterday; Cardinals are hitting with Goldschmidt,  Arenado and DeJong,  who had 2 HR yesterday.  Martinez sucked last year,  but he's back..........this year.   Arizona is garbage so bet against them.(Lose 12-1...........Martinez should have been out of this game just before he gave up the HR.  But look at the disrespect from St Louis' offense;  the team got 5 fucking hits.  THEY SUCK.  Jeff Hoffman can do this to you?   You're weak.   DeJong made an error,  fucking dickhead.  Cardinals bullpen gave up 8 ER in 3 innings.   This is team is a joke and should always be bet against.   They won't hit .500 this year.)

TAMPA BAY RAYS(Hill) -115 over Miami Marlins(Hernandez)-----With Emilio Pagan already 2-0 with HOsMER hitting over .800 for San Diego,  I see Miami's Jesus Aguilar as a liability.  TB is already 2-0...........I guess Hill can still pitch,  he's got my #14.(Lose 12-7..........Hill goes 4 5 4 2 4,  I think he's fucking done.  Chris Archer came in and took the loss, allowing 3 ER.........Cooper went 3-5 w/HR.......I don't think I like Tampa that much)

BOSTON RED SOX(Houck) -1.5(+100) over Baltimore Orioles(Harvey)(Lose 4-2..........Red Sox can't Matt Harvey.   I guess Harvey is back;  I thought he was done.  Red Sox really can't hit,  especially Devers.   These pathetic losing fucks)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Smith) +189 over San Diego Padres(Musgrove)------Yes,  Musgrove's a Sagittarius.........let's see if we can fuck him up anyways.(Lose 7-0..........Why did my iPod make me bet on this side??  Smith was horrible.   Diamondback hitters:  Josh Rojas,  Ketel Marte,  Christian Walker,  David Peralta........they suck;  they'll never hit or score.  Musgrove went 6 3 0 0 8)

Houston Astros(Javier) vs Oakland A's(Luzardo) OVER 8.5(-105)------These starters are getting rocked.(Win 9-5..........Yuli Gurriel 3-3, HR, 2BB..........Jose Altive 3-3)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Kikuchi) -115 over San Francisco Giants(Cueto)------Mariners got 9 walks yesterday,  so they didn't need to hit.(Lose 6-3.......William Evans get the pleasure of beating me through Evan Longoria, HR)