BOSTON RED SOX(Buehler) +169 over Atlanta Braves(Schwellenbach)----The reality is Atl is NOT the better offense;  Boston has scored 50 more runs than Atl this year.   Schwellenback went 7 6 4 1 3 vs Red Sox two starts ago.  He won so...........Boston has the Revenge in this game.  Buehler is 51-24 lifetime and Red Sox have gone 6-2 in his starts this season.(Lose 5-0)

CINCINNATI REDS(Lodolo) +160 over Chicago Cubs(Pomeranz)------Cubs on a 7-2 streak, Reds on a 4-2 streak.  Cubs have scored 62 more runs than Reds.  Pomeranz is 50-58 lifetime and is not a starting pitcher.   Lodolo has allowed a .237 average(Lose 2-0)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Martin) +152 over Baltimore Orioles(Kremer)---Orioles have only won 2 more games than CWS.  And they've scored 18 more runs.   White Sox do have Andrew Benintendi.  Who was the best pitcher yesterday?  ANDREW Abbott 7 1 0 1 8.   They also have Robert and Edgar and Chase; hard to believe this team is not doing better.  Martin has a long history of doing ok,  but losing as he plays for the White Sox.   Kremer is hittable.  .280.  So if CWS can rock Canning,  they should certainly be able to rock Kremer.(Lose 4-2)

TAMPA BAY RAYS(Pepiot) +136 over Houston Astros(Valdez)----Pepiot is ok,  throwing a .248 average and Rays have scored 6 more runs than Houston has.(Lose 2-1...........Rays only had 3 Hits so nobody is really trying to save the Jews.  But they did have the 1-0 lead for this entire game........until Kevin Kelly comes in to allow 4 Hits in 1.1 innings.  And then Garrett Clevinger comes in to actually lose the game.  FUCK)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Bassitt) -1.5(+120) over Oakland A's(Springs)-----Bassitt was rocked last start,  but he's usually ok,  with a 3.38 ERA and walking only 1 every 4.5 innings.  "Chris" Sale did have a big win over Wheeler yesterday,  so I like that name today.  A's offense has done better,  up 14 runs on TOR and hitting 5pts higher.   Springs could be a better pitcher in some ways,  but his ERA is 3.97,  not as good.   I've been disappointed in my bets on the A's this season and they are currently on a phenomenally bad 1-14 run.(Win 11-7...........Ernie Clement 4-5 HR.............Myles Straw 2-3)

NEW YORK YANKEES(Fried) -115 over La Dodgers(Gonsolin)------Fried is just so much better than Gonsolin...........and the offenses are similar.(Lose 8-5...........YOU GODDAMN PIECES OF SHIT. Fried allows 6 ER?????  Yeah right.  FUCK YOU.)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Skenes) +122 over Arizona Diamondbacks(Gallen)---Gallen's been rocked in his last 3 starts.  Az is on a 1-6 streak.  They have scored 105 more runs than Pirates,  who are on a 5-3 run.  Gallen is 3-6 this year and is walking about 1 every 2 innings.  Skenes is much better,  throwing a .190 average.(Win 10-1..........Isiah Kiner-Falefa 3-4,  Cruz HR,   Henry Davis 2-5)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Ryan) -118 over Tampa Bay Rays(Bradley)-----Tampa is on a 6-0 streak and have scored 7 more runs and hit 7 pts higher than Minnesota.  Twins have gone 5-5 in Ryan's starts but his pitching numbers are clearly superior.  He's thrown a .185 average and has walked 1 every 7 innings.  That is very good.(Win 4-2............Kody Clemens HR,  Correa 3-4)

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES +130 over Oklahoma City Thunder--------Gotta do it again.(Lose 128-126.............Julius Randle 1-7 FG.  That's it.  Thats all you need to know.   These fucking selfish Jew-morons at the Ayn Rand Centre UK are trying to make videos defending Israel's genocide.  And they're trying to USE Rand----as if to say Ayn Rand would be pro-genocide like they are!  It's the most racially selfish thing I've ever fucking seen.   It's like,  "By Randian principles,  Ayn Rand would be in favor of this GENOCIDE like we are............because she was a JEW like we are."   The most disgusting shit I've ever seen in my life.)

CINCINNATI REDS(Martinez) +107 over Kansas City Royals(Lorenzen)------Reds are much better as an offense,  scoring 69 more runs.   Martinez's last 5 have been pretty good and Lorenzen,  at 50-49 lifetime,  has been inconsistent.(Win 7-4..............Tyler Stephenson 3-5 HR)

STL CARDINALS(Fedde) -110 over Baltimore Orioles(Morton)------Cardinals have gone 3-7 in Fedde's starts.  He is walking close to 1 every 2 but.........he's pretty hard to hit.  STL has outscored Orioles by 54 runs.  They're hitting 25 pts higher.   Morton...........you kind of have to laugh.  Orioles have gone 0-12 when he pitches.  Hitters have hit .291 off him.   They're probably paying him a lot and so he has to keep pitching.  Orioles have gone 3-10 recently.(Lose 5-2...........Cardinals don't give a flying FUCK.  Morton is now 1-7.  Cardinals out hit 10-4 in this game)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Heaney) +170 over Arizona Diamondbacks(Nelson)---------Nelson is a relief pitcher.  He's never pitched more than 5 innings in a game.   AZ on a 5 game losing streak while Pirates have gone 4-2.  AZ has scored 103 more runs than Pitt.  Heaney's a serious starting pitcher and he can do good.  (Lose 5-0...........Fucking Jews beat me)

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS(Ray) -152 over Washington Nationals(Soroka)(Win 3-2)

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS(Ray) -1.5(+105) over Washington Nationals(Soroka)-------Soroka is 18-20 Lifetime but his ERA this year is 5.95.  Batters have hit .266 off him.  Giants have scored 11 more runs than Washington.  Giants have gone 9-1 in Ray's starts this year---and he's covered the run line almost every time----but their offense is not as good as you might expect for a 30-22 team.  They are 23rd best in batting average.   Since Brooks Lee beat me yesterday,  I'll go with Jung Hoo Lee.(Lose 3-2..........Ryan Walker comes in to give up 2 Hits and 1 ER to lose this)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Martin) +109 over Texas Rangers(Corbin)----Corbin is a little bit better this year with a .259 against.  He's always been quite hittable.   White Sox have scored 1 MORE run than Rangers!  They are 10-12 in May.  And they scored 10 runs yesterday,  something they've only done twice before in this season.  Corbin opened at -148 and its come way down.(Lose 5-4.........White Sox about to win..........Cam Booser K's 2 but then comes out of the game.  Jordan Leasure comes in(Brandon, Florida): HBP,  Double,  K,  Sosa Error.  Game over although CWS out hit them 9-6.  Leasure has 3 BS and is 0-4)

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES +130 over Oklahoma City Thunder----OKC has only lost 14 regular season games.  And Minnesota really has to win this home game.(143-101.............Terrence Shannon 15pts......Leonard Miller 11pts)

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Wacha) +112 over Minnesota Twins(Matthews)------Twins have scored 31 more runs than KC.  Both teams have won 28 games.  Wacha's last 3 starts have been good and Royals have gone 6-4 when he pitches.(Lose 5-4............Matthews throws pretty hard.  Brooks Lee 3-5 GWRBI)

STL CARDINALS(Liberatore) -120 over Arizona Diamondbacks(Kelly)-----Liberatore has improved.  He is walking only 1 every 6 innings this year.  Kelly's been rocked once,  besides that he's been good.  Cardinals are hitting 9 pts higher than Az and are 2nd in batting average.  While Az is 15 run up on Cardinals.(Win 6-5..........Jordan Walker 2-4)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Gore) -112 over San Francisco Giants(Roupp)----Giants have scored 10 more runs than Washington.  Batters hit .272 off Roupp.   Washington is on a 6-1 winning streak.   I would say Gore is better,  though he's beatable.  Giants have gone 5-7 going back.(Lose 4-0...........they can't hit Roupp?)

OAKLAND A's(Springs) +150 over Philadelphia Phillies(Wheeler)------A's have lost 9 straight games.  But they are at home here. They have Kurtz uhhh..........Phillies have scored 26 more runs.  Yes, Wheeler has done good, with the team 7-3 when he pitches.   But this is a long losing streak for A's.(Lose 4-3.............Springs did not start;  it was Lopez.  Mason Miller gave up 3ER in the 9th,  which mattered because Kurtz hit an HR in the bottom of the 9th)

LA ANGELS(Hendricks) +153 over Oakland A's(Hogland)---------Angels just swept the Dodgers in Chavez and are on a 4-0 win streak,  extending back to 6-3.  Is Hendricks bad?  Not at all.  opp BA is .229.  A's have scored 17 more runs.(Win 7-5...........Moncada 2-5 HR,  Logan O'Hoppe 2-5 HR)

 MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES +7.5 over OKC Thunder(Lose 114-88)

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES +240 over OKC thunder-----marlins are hitting for their starter, Eduardo Cabrera.  So we'll play Edwards here.(Lose 114-88...........14/88............14-88..............does it mean something?)

DETROIT TIGERS(Jobe) +105 over Toronto Blue Jays(Berrios)------Tigers are 7-0 when Jobe starts and have scored 73 more runs than Toronto.(Win 3-2...........Torkelson 2-4 3RBI)

MINNESOTA TWIINS(Matthews) +135 over Milwaukee Brewers(Peralta)----------Twins on a 13 game winning streak,  hitting 15pts higher than Milwaukee.(Lose 5-2...........Matthews 3 5 4 3 5)

OAKLAND A's(Springs) +129 over San Francisco Giants(Verlander)---------Springs' last 3 starts have been good.  Giants have scored 22 more runs.  Springs is harder to hit than Verlander.(Lose 3-2.............perennial loser Tyler Ferguson gets into this game and loses it,  giving 3H, 1BB and 2ER)

ST LOUIS CARDINALS(Mikolas) +105 over Kansas City Royals(Cameron)-----KC is 9-6 in May,  which sounds pretty good until you realized that STL is on an 11-1 streak and has scored more than 65 more runs than KC this season.(Win 1-0)

OAKLAND A's(Hoglund) +230 over La Dodgers(Yamamoto)-----Dodgers are hitting only 2 pts higher than Oakland.  Yamamoto is the 5'10 rhp who...........has done good(.188).  But Hoglund is a Sagittarius,  who only has 11 innings,  but they've been good.  I see Oakland has Nick Kurtz,  so it could be a Conrad carried team.   Jacob Wilson is hot,  at .360.   The price is big.(Lose 9-3...........A's don't win for me)

 NEW YORK METS(Senga) -1.5(-120) over Pittsburgh Pirates(Keller)-------Mets have outscored Pirates by 73 runs.   Senga has pretty much dominated everyone,  tho his walks are a bit high.  Pirates,  at 14-28,  just not good this season.  New York teams have been doing pretty well lately.(Lose 2-1..........I took Ray too,  not sure why it didn't show up on this website)

 LA ANGELS(Anderson) +127 over Baltimore Orioles(Eflin)------Eflin has not pitched since April 7th.  Baltimore is -2 Games to Angels.  Both teams are weak offensively.  Angels have scored 1 more run than Orioles.  Anderson's throwing a .184 average against.  Can't see why Angels are underdogs at home.(Lose 7-3............Errors by Moncada and Brogdon,  who got rocked)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Gallen) +100 over La Dodgers(Gonsolin)-----Dodgers have scored 15 more runs than Az.  They are 5-4 in May;  Arizona is 5-5 in May.  Gonsolin is a formidable 35-11 Lifetime.  But Gallen K'd 13 Yankees and dominated the Mets.  So he's pretty good too.(Lose 8-1........Galen fucks up;  get destroyed by Freeman)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Francis) +128 over Seattle Mariners(Evans)-----Seattle is +4 games on Toronto and has scored 47 more runs.  However,  both these pitchers have been rocked pretty hard.  Evans,  born in Ann Arbor,  hasn't proven anything----walking and getting ripped.   Francis is a much stronger name at this time,  even though he's only 2-5.(Win 6-3........Alejandro Kirk 4-5)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Burnes) -113 over La Dodgers(May)----AZ didn't get the job done last night.  Rodriguez got rocked,  but they still could have easily won.  Kevin Ginkel came in to lose it.  Both these pitchers have delivered a 3-3 record to their teams when they started.  Burnes has gone 61-37 lifetime.  So we'll try this again,  although Burnes has walked 1 every 2.(Win 3-0........Pavin Smith 3-4)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Rodriguez) -115 over La Dodgers(Sasaki)----------Sasaki has walked 20 in 30 innings.  Dodgers offense is a little better.  Rodriguez has been getting rocked almost every time he goes go there.   He burned me last time.   But I have strong iPod info for this,  so I'll play it.(Lose 14-11...........Rodriguez goes 2 9 8 3 3...........but they could still win,  but Kevin Ginkel came in to Lose it with 5ER)

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS(Ray) +148 over Chicago Cubs(Brown)------Both teams have very good records and are both 4-2 in May.  Brown is throwing a .295 average while Ray is throwing .201.  And Ray does have more than 1 walk every two innings.   In fact,  the Giants have won every game he's started this year.  So, Cubs offense has scored 42 more runs than Giants.  But with this pitching matchup,  you want the Giants.   Uh,  what happened last night,  with Ryan Pressly giving up 8 ER in extras without getting 1 out,  would be attributed to...........his name, R-yan,  and anti-Aryan fury.(Win 3-1...........Flores 3-4,  Wade 2-4)

CINCINNATI REDS(Greene) +106 over Atlanta Braves(Holmes)-------Reds on a 4 loss streak.  They've still scored 36 more runs than Braves have.  Holmes has walked 1 every 2 innings.   Greene is usually good---except for that time I last bet on him.(Win 4-3............Friedl 2 HRs,  Gavin Lux 2-4)

OAKLAND A's(Springs) -117 over Seattle Mariners(Hancock)-----Springs is 27-15 lifetime and Hancock is throwing a .347 average.  Jacob Wilson is hot for A's.(Lose 5-3...........Tyler Ferguson 3ER and the L : he usually pitches 1 inning and gives up zero runs.  Today he went K, BB,  single,  HBP and then Cal Raleigh GWRBI. Game over.)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Gallen) -107 over New York Mets(Peterson)------At 23-13 I think the Mets record is just too good.  AZ is 7 runs up so I'll play these Nazi colors.(Win 5-1...........Gurriel 3-4 HR...........Gallen did good)

CINCINNATI REDS(Singer) +131 over Atlanta Braves(Smith-Shawver)----Clearly the Reds have scored 41 more runs than Braves and their offense has been better.  And they clearly have the better starting pitcher.(Lose 4-0............Smith Shawver goes 8 1 0 4 5.  Damn.)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Irvin) +104 over Cleveland Guardians(Ortiz)--------We'll give Irvin another chance after that terrible start last time.  Nationals have scored 20 more runs than Cleveland but their record is not better.  But they are at home.(PPD)

Padres(Pivetta) vs Yankees(Rodon) UNDER 7.5-------Rodon is walking almost 1 every 2 innings but both pitchers are hard to hit.  These teams have gone UNDER 8 more times than Over.(Win 4-3)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Wilson) +172 over Houston Astros(McCullers)---------McCullers hasn't pitched since 2022 and Astros are only up on the CWS by 9 runs.   Wilson may suck,  but he may only pitch an inning or two.   White Sox now have their Bulls-and-Nazi colored uniforms.   They have Robert #88,  and Vargas #20...........and Baldwin,  a street I once had a paper route on.  ED-gar Quero, ok?  Half of my middle name.  And Chase Meidroth.   This team is underperforming relative to how much it looks like me.  They should not be hitting only .215;  and I don't believe that will continue.(Win 5-4...........Wilson went 4 innings.  Robert 2-3............Edgar 2-4)

CHICAGO CUBS(Imanaga) -116 over Milwaukee Brewers(Peralta)---Pitchers are about equally good but Cubs have hit 26pts higher and scored 47 more runs.  They are the best offense now.(Lose 4-0..........Cubs get 5 Hits)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Pfaadt) +105 over Philadelphia Phillies(Nola)--------Phillies on a 5-1 streak but Nola............he's only had 1 good start which was his last start.  AZ has scored 20 more runs than Phillies and Pfaadt is walking only 1 every 6inn.(Lose 7-2.........Brandon Pfaadt goes 4 9 6 1 6 taking his worst rocking of the year.   That really sucks.   You know,  this is serious shit.  I'm really trying to win...........and you do this to me.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/9-injured-glendale-arizona-shooting-police/story?id=121460049(Three people were killed and five others were injured in a shooting at a restaurant in Glendale, Arizona, on Sunday night, according to police.)............cost me $8.18 at a time when my accounts are about to go bust.)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Blalock) +240 over San Francisco Giants(Hicks)-----Obviously,  Blalock sucks and no one would bet on him.  But he may not pitch too many innings.   Hicks has not been good,  with him throwing a .283 average.   Sf has scored 49 more runs.   But Col has Hunter Goodman,  Jordan Beck and Ryan McMahon and this price is of course huge.(Lose 6-3..........They were winning 3-1 in the top of the 6th..........Jake Bird takes the L...............you wanna fuck with me,  right?  Fuck you)

CINCINNATI REDS(Lodolo) -1.5(+110) over Washington Nationals(Williams)------Batters are hitting .306 off Williams and Lodolo's been good.  Reds have scored 33 more runs than Nationals.(Lose 11-6............How does Lodolo take his worst shelling of the year on the same that Brandon Pfaadt get rocked?  Huh?   You want some of this, bitch?  5 10 6 2 4..........Fuck that shit.)

 CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Cannon) +195 over Houston Astros(Valdez)(Win 7-3.........RBI Jacob Amaya,  Edgar Quero 2-3,  Robert an HR,  Chase Meidroth 2-5)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Freeland) +227 over San Francisco Giants(Verlander)-----Obviously,  at 5-25,  the Rockies are not fit to bet on and should not even be in MLB.  However,  The Underdog just won every game today!  Wow.  Every underdog won,  even the Chicago White Sox!   So,  yeah,  Rockies suck but.....Giants are only 2-4 in Verlander's starts.(Win 4-3...........Ryan McMahon HR,  Hunter Goodman GWRBI)