WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Irvin) +210 over Philadelphia Phillies(Sanchez)-------Phillies have scored only 2 more Runs than Washington,  while they've hit 7 pts higher and won 3 more games.   Both pitchers are 6'6 and............Irvin is not bad at all.  Good price here.(Lose 7-2............Irvin  6 8 6 3 2..........pitchers not pitching for me)

CINCINNATI REDS(Petty) -114 over Stl Cardinals(Matz)----Chase Petty is from Somers Point, NJ and Matz............has only 1 start this year.  So with Reds having scored 22 more runs than Stl,  we can take this fair price at home.(Lose 9-1............Chase Petty is not qualified  2 7 9 2 3.   He got destroyed)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Rodriguez) +124 over New York Mets(Peterson)----Peterson has been hittable while Rodriguez has walked only 1 every 4 innings.  AZ is 13 runs up on Mets.(Lose 8-3......Rodriguez FUCK 4 9 8 1 1...............he's a bad pitcher)

DETROIT TIGERS(Olson) +104 over Houston Astros(Gusto)------Tigers have scored 27 more runs than Astros and have hit 11 points higher than Astros.(Lose 6-4.............Nothing new;  this sucks)

CINCINNATI REDS(Martinez) -116 over St Louis Cardinals(Pallante)----Pallante's been rocked in his last starts.  Reds are on a 4-0 streak,  extending back to 8-5.  They've outscored the Cardinals by 20 this year.  They are at home here and this line seems fair.(Win 3-1)

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES -2.5 over La Lakers(Win 116-113........close as they come;  Anthony Edwards 43pts)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Keller) +225 over La Dodgers(Sasaki)-----Dodgers have scored 20 more runs than Pirates and have hit 8 pts higher than them.  They are on a 1-4 streak.   Sasaki has walked 16 in 19 innings.   That is very bad.   (Lose 8-4............Game was close until Colin Holderman came in to lose it in the 8th.  Andrew McCutchen 0-5.)

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES(Luzardo) -113 over Chicago Cubs(Brown)-----Phillies are only a 13-13 team right now.    Brown has thrown a .278 average and is walking more than 1 every 2 innings.   Luzardo's walks are under control and he's much better than that.   Phillies have Harper,  Kepler this year and Johan(Win 10-4..........Luzardo does good.  Max Kepler 3-5 HR)

CINCINNATI REDS(Abbot) -117 over Colorado Rockies(Freeland)----Andrew Abbot has done very  well.  And if we look at Drew Waters  and Andrew McCutchen and Andy Ibanez doing well very recently,  that's a name to play.  Of course,  the Reds have scored 51 more runs than Rockies this year too.(Win 8-7.............Pagan gets the Save;  Marte and Espinal 3-5)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Irvin) +166 over New York Mets(Senga)-----Not sure why Senga's so good;  I'll have to watch it.   But both offenses have scored 105 runs.  Since there's no advantage there,  I'll take the home team.(Win 5-4..........James Wood GWRBI,  Jose Tena 3-4,  Dylan Crews 3-4,  CJ Abrams 2-5)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Gore) -115 over Baltimore Orioles(Povich)----Nationals on a 4-1 winning streak.   Povich is getting rocked pretty hard.(Lose 2-1............Wash gets only 5 Hits and 1 walk.  What a weak game.)

HOUSTON ASTROS(Gusto) -109 over Toronto Blue Jays(Francis)---Blue Jays on a losing streak.  Pope Francis actually was a racial Italian,  growing up in South America.  "Gusto" seems like its an Italian name.  (Win 3-1.........Dezenzo 3-4,  Christian Walker 2-4 HR)

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES +5.5 over La Lakers(Lose 94-85)

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES +223 over La Lakers------Lebron is 40 years old.  Minnesota has Julius Randle now.   Edwards,  McDaniels...........Dante DiVincenzo.   They're young,  hungrier.   They shot well last game.   and got the blow out win.   What's to say that wouldn't happen again?  Lakers are now -5.5 whereas they were -4.5 in the first game.   I'll take it.(Lose 94-85...........First quarter fuck up,  as they lose it 34-15)

 Yankees(Warren) vs Guardians(Bibee) OVER 8.5(-110)--------Bibee's walked 11 in 20 innings.(Lose 3-2...........Yankees offense doesn't hit for me)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Parker) +121 over Baltimore Orioles(Kremer)----Mitchell Parker has a good ERA though the Nationals offense............well,  it's been just as good or bad as Baltimore's.  Kremer is getting hit and is only 32-32 lifetime.  Nationals do have Jacob Young,  Lowe(at .295) and James Wood.(Win 7-0.............8 inning 1-hitter by Parker on 99 pitches.  Ruiz 3-4,  James Wood 3-5,  Jose Tena 3-4)

OAKLAND A's(Bido) -121 over Texas Rangers(Corbin)--------A's have outscored Rangers by 28 runs this year...........and here comes the perennially rockable Patrick Corbin.(Lose 8-5...........I thought Bido was "kinda" good.  So what's with this 5 8 8 3 2 ?   He sucks)

 SAN DIEGO PADRES(Vazquez) +124 over Detroit Tigers(Montero)-----------uhhhhhhhhh,  they're favoring Montero over Vazquez????   Tigers have scored 3 more runs than Padres but Padres are hitting THIRTY points higher than Tigers.  Yes,  Vazquez has walked 14 in 20 innings,  but he's not getting hit,  righ?  And we can't say Tigers offense is better than Padres'.  Yes, ok,  the Pope did die.   And he chose the name Francis.   Do you know how close St Francis was to my junior high school?   Do you know how we used to play our baseball games at Winchell field,  directly behind St Francis?   How many games do I remember losing at that field?  ZERO.   Yes, my forest has St Thomas and St Andrews;  but those were downtown.   St Francis was closer to me.   So for the pope to choose that name manifests his and my own True Holiness.   I'm not saying I'm the "True Pope",  I'm saying I'm the True Living Jesus,  because that is the life I've been forced to live.  Not my choice.(Lose 6-4............Vazquez sucks: 2 5 6 3 1.............Padres seem to suck too)

CINCINNATI REDS(Suter) +180 over Baltimore Orioles(Morton)------Morton's been rocked everytime.   Yesterday,  Dave called and wanted to bet 10 on the Reds.  Sadly,  I let him.........and we saw the utter filth that happened.   Greene gets rocked and Dave will never bet with me again.   This day will be different.(Win 24-2.............Orioles get the Safety!   Austin Wynns 6-7, 6RBI----he's a Sagitarrius.........Noelvi Marte 5-7 HR,  Austin Hays 4-6.............Taylor Rogers get the W)

CINCINNATI REDS(Greene) +102 over Baltimore Orioles(Young)----Greene is doing really good now.  His first two years he was 9-20..........too many walks.  He fixed that,  and went 11-6.   This year he's walked 1 every 6 innings so he's really gotten it together.  Reds are up 1 run on Balt and have Austin Hays and De La Cruz.  And you look at Hunter Dobbins winning 10-3 yesterday........this is Hunter Greene.(Lose 9-5...........Dave calls me and wants exactly THIS bet.  Ok,  I agree with it,  so I gave it to him.  And Greene strangely gets rocked.   Dave increasingly proves he is a spiritual threat to me.   He comes over on the morning of the Auburn Michigan game and takes 20 from my mother.   "Ok, Dave,  why did you do that?"  HE ACTUALLY SAYS HE DOENS'T REMEMBER THAT.  That's real convenient for you, Dave.  Come to my house,  take money..........and not remember it.  Like,  maybe it doesn't happen..........so you don't have to pay it back.   He ruined that damn game,  which was a $43 dollar loss for me.   But.............who were the spirits THAT PUT HIM UP TO THAT?   Huh?  I want to know...........because you fucks are trying to DESTROY me.)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Woods Richardson) +185 over Atlanta Braves(Sale)---------Sale isn't walking people,  but he's given up 3ER in every start,  never pitched past the 5th innings.  Neither team is really hitting or winning.  Twins have scored 3 more runs than Braves.  Twins have Ty France and Buxton.........and Edoard Julien.  And some new players like Luke Keaschall and DaShawn Keirsey.  Simeon has given up a .305 average but Twins are 2-1 when starts.   This game looks even to me.(Lose 4-3...........Woods-Richardson didn't start this game but.............he lost it)

Chicago Cubs(Brown) vs Arizona Diamondbacks(Gallen) OVER 7.5(-115)---------Wrigley's a band-box;  went OVER by 13 yesterday and now..........its 7.5.   Brown has thrown a .297 average and Gallen's been rocked twice so...........I'll go over this today.(Win 6-2...........7 runs scored in the first 2 innings..............and then this would have lost if not for the heroic HR in the 9th by Tim Tawa)

MIAMI MARLINS(Alcantara) +190 over Philadelphia Phillies(Wheeler)----------Wheeler's been rocked in his last two starts and Alcantara is not so bad.  Marlins are hitting better than Phillies,  while Phillies have scored only 5 more runs than Miami.  That line is too big.(Lose 7-2...........Alcantara 2 4 6 2 1......if it weren't for Alcantara fucking up----clearly his worst start of the year------Miami would have won this game.  6 runs.  6 RUNS!)

STL CARDINALS(Pallante) +120 over New York Mets(Canning)------I wasn't sure Pallante could be a good starter.  But he's done well enough this season,  throwing an opp BA of .169,  with 7 walks in 16 innings.   Cardinals are hitting .280........and are up 22 Runs on Mets,  with Donovan at .380 and Saggese at .455.   Mets are hitting .219.(Lose 4-1.........STL gets only 3 Hits)

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Lorenzen) +130 over Detroit Tigers(Olson)-----Lorenzen is walking only 1 every 4 innings and Olson is getting rocked.   Yes,  Tigers offense is 23 runs better so far,  but I'll take Lorenzen here.(Lose 6-1..........Lorenzen 4 7 4 3 3..........You were'nt sucking like that before I bet on you)

 SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS(Ray) +131 over Philadelphia Phillies(Nola)-----Nola's 0-3........this line........I think it's wrong.(Win 11-4..........Tyler Fitzgerald 3-5,  Jung Hoo Lee 2-5,  Yantrzemski 2-4)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Bassitt) +115 over Atlanta Braves(Strider)--------TOR is 13 runs better than Atl at home.(Win 3-1............Guerrero HR)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Feltner) +271 over La Dodgers(Knack)------Rockies are 3-13.  But Knack is not so much an SP the way Feltner is.  Knack has gone 4.1 innings in two games.  Yes,  Dodgers have scored 37 more runs and hit 11pts higher.   But Rockies have Kyle Farmer,  who is hitting .362.  Nick Martini is at .294.  They have Micky Moniak,  Ryan McMahon and Hunter Goodman.   Feltner has walked 1 every 4 innings and thrown a .234 average.(Lose 6-2............Kyle Farmer 0-4,  Feltner walks 6 and gets rocked in 2 innings.  An utterly sick performance.)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Lucas) +102 over Atlanta Braves(Holmes)-------Tor has scored 14 more Runs than Braves and they are hitting 40 pts higher.  Holmes has walked 8 in 9 innings.  Lucas has had 2 near perfect 5inn starts.   And here,  with Toronto at home,  there's no reason not to bet this with Atl at 4-11.(Lose 8-4...........Lucas was 5 6 8 4 3......didn't think you could suck like that, Lucas.  Again,  Austin Riley  beats me with 2 HR)

 CHICAGO CUBS(Rea) +190 La Dodgers(Glasgow)-------Cubs offense has been better.   They are +40 runs up on La.  In fact they're the best offense now.  Glasgow has 1 rocking and 1 good start.(Win 4-2..........Wow!  Ethan Roberts get the W.  Pete Crow-Armstrong 2 HRs..........Michael Busch an HR and he is not hitting .315)

DETROIT TIGERS(Mize) +109 over Minnesota Twins(Woods Richardson)----Donald Trump is obviously not doing good but Detroit Tigers ARE.  They've scored 20 more runs than Twins and are hitting 50 points better than them.  Mize has beaten Yankees and Mariners.(Lose 5-1.........Woods Richardson goes 5 5 1 0 5.   Sorry to note the Trump association;  that's probably what ditched this game)

MIAMI MARLINS(Quantrill) +130 over Washington Nationals(Gore)------Quantrill's a Canadian, one of the innocent countries being menaced by Washington(Trump)'s voluntary trade war.   His stats may not impress,  but he is 44-35 lifetime.  Gore may be a little tough,  as he's only walked 3 in 17 innings this year.  But Miami has Edwards leading off this year.   He's hitting .315 and should lead this team to new heights this year.(Win 11-4...........Eric Wagaman 3-3,  Griffin Conine 2-3.  Oh,  they also have Rob Brantly,  Kyle Stowers 3-5)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Gilbert) -130 over Texas Rangers(Eovaldi)(Win 3-1...........Cal Raleigh HR)

Seattle Mariners(Gilbert) vs Texas Rangers(Eovaldi) UNDER 7(-120)--------Both teams are hitting in the .210s,  while Mariners,  on a 3 game win streak,  have scored 8 more runs than Rangers.   Polanco is at .384 while Jung is .478 but otherwise these offenses have been weak.  Gilbert's throwing a .129 average while Eovaldi is at .164,  so I'm taking the UNDER.(Win 3-1

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES(Luzardo) +127 over Atlanta Braves(Schwellenbach)-----Phillies have outscored Braves by 20 and so,  so far,  their offense is a lot better.   Not sure how Schwellenbach has done so good.   He's due to lose.(Lose 4-2.............Well Phillies do suck.  But this was Joe Ross giving up a double to Austin Riley,  the game tying RBI,  then an HR.  FUCK YOU, Joe Ross)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Burke) +147 over Cleveland Guardians(Allen)----White Sox are 2-8 but they have Robert,  a name that just lost on Houston's fuckup.  The bet's attractive because Burke has two starts and he hasn't walked anyone.  Cleveland has scored just 3 more runs than CWS and are hitting only .211.  Good chance for CWS to get a win.(Lose 3-2.......Well,  Burke gets rocked yet CWS out-hit Cleveland 8H to 3Hits.

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Lugo) +100 over Minnesota Twins(Ryan)----KC has done a little bit better than Twins so far.  They do have Hunter,  a name that is doing well, so far,  on Houston pitching now.  Problem for Minnesota is they have France,  and Paris was just hit with a major fire.(Lose 4-0)

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES(Wheeler) +100 over Atlanta Braves(Sale)------Sale isn't walking people but he's getting hit........in 2 starts.  Atl is still 1-8.  Phillies have outscored Braves 45-24.   They have Edmundo Sosa,  for a trustworthy name.(Lose 7-5...........Wheeler got rocked!  He gives up 5 ER same as Sale.  Sosa 3 LOB.  Thought the damn Phillies could play.         Obviously this is about Austin Metcalf.  What did you say?  "Get out of this tent".  And he says,  "Touch me,  and watch what happens."   Don't touch him.   Ok,  you touched him.   I don't know why the Mets lost for me.  But they did.)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Marquez) +105 over Oakland A's(Sears)----Rockies are 1-6.  They're offense might suck.  But they do have Kris Bryant and they are at home here.(Lose 7-4.........Rockies out hit them but damn this fucking team.  They don't win.)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Falter) +140 over New York Yankees(Stroman)---Pirates not doing well,  Yankees offense is doing well.   Yet,  with Stroman being only 87-85 lifetime,  this line is lower than it could be.  Pirates do have Adam Frazier(and Cruz) after Adames got the GWRBIs last night.  And Pirates have Isiah.   Falter did not get rocked in his first start,  so we'll play him here at home.(Lose 10-4..........Oh,  Yankees have Goldschmidt now.   Falter does suck.   Not even close although Stroman did bad.)

MIAMI MARLINS(Meyer) +202 over Atlanta Braves(Schwellenbach)-----Braves have played LAD and San Diego and they are 0-7.  They are also hitting .151.  Ahhhh,  Miami has Xavier Edwards.  I guess Schwellenbach is good,  but the team right now has not been.(Lose 10-0...........Damn Braves beat me here and then won't lose for me later.)

SAN DIEGO PADRES(Vazquez) +145 over Chicago Cubs(Imanaga)-----Imanaga's pitching stats are amazing:  He's allowed only 3 hits in 11 innings this year and he was 15-3 last year.  He is a 5'10 LHP.  Yet Padres are hitting .298 and are 7-0.  Yet Cubs have scored 14 more runs this season,  having beaten up on Oakland.    Cubs offense has Tucker who is hitting .324,  but I think the Padres offense will ultimately be better.(Lose 3-1.........Cubs only get 3 Hits but take 7 walks)

MILWAUKEE BREWERS(Cortes) -113 over Cincinnati Reds(Lodolo)------Cortes got rocked by those illegal Yankee bats.  Teams have done about the same,  yet Brewers are on a 2-game win streak.  They do have Oliver Dunn(not sure if he'll play) and Sal Frelick and Eric Haase.  So I think I have some information.(Win 1-0..........Sal Frelick 2-3)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Gore) -107 over Toronto Blue Jays(Lucas)-------Lucas has never pitched.  Nationals not winning,  yet they do have Paul Dejong,  who I see is wearing #14.  With Graham Pauley having GWRBIs last night in Miami,  that should be good.   Gore is coming off dominating the Phillies with 13Ks.   Has he finally learned to pitch?  Could be.(Lose 4-2.............Horrible offense by Nationals vs Lucas)

SAN DIEGO PADRES(King) -1.5(+130) over Cleveland Guardians(Allen)-----King had a bad first start,  but the team is 5-0.  Usually he's pretty good.(Win 7-0..........Jackson Merrill HR,  Jake Cronenworth 2-2.........11 K's by King)