BOSTON RED SOX(Sale) -145 over New York Yankees(Happ)----Yankees are 36-19;  that's way above the curve and you can expect a correction.   Sale is 1-6,  yet he's still a statistically superior pitcher.  And he does have the Pitcher Revenge vs NYY.(Lose 4-1...........Terrible.  Red Sox can't hit and Sale moves to 1-7.  Unreal.)

STL CARDINALS(Mikolas) -128 over Chicago Cubs(Darvish)-----Darvish has been quite wild.  Mikolas' winningness has declined---he is 4-5----but he's only walking 1 every 6 innings.(Win 2-1)

HOUSTON ASTROS(Peacock) parlayed with CLEVELAND INDIANS(Bauer) parlayed with WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Corbin) +410--------I think I have the betters starting pitchers in these games.   Indians and Nationals offense could pick it up a little bit.(Lose 6-1 and 9-3.........Bauer's no good and Corbin,  shockingly,  got totally bombed)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Ray) -116 over Colorado Rockies(Hoffman)----CR are on a 3-0 streak..........and they're starting Hoffman.  Hmm.   Gotta play this massive pitching advantage.(Lose 5-4...........Ray 4 8 4 4 6..........Eduardo Escobar 7 LOB.   Doesn't feel right)

DETROIT TIGERS(Carpenter) +121 over Baltimore Orioles(Means)------Tigers are on a 2-12 run.   That's fascinatingly bad.   Carpenter got rocked his first 2 starts, but I don't think he can be that bad;  he's gotta revert.(Win 4-2............Brandon Dixon HR)

CHICAGO CUBS(Lester) +114 over Houston Astros(Martin)-----uh,  Lester coming off 2 bad starts.  Can't do that bad again for me,  right?(Lose 9-6...........Lester allows 7 fucking Earned Runs.  WTF?  He sucks.    I thought he could be good.   David Bote had 2 HRs for Cubs............and Lester just couldn't do his job.)

TEXAS RANGERS(Lynn) +112 over Seattle Mariners(Milone)-----Lynn is getting better,  he's going 7 innings recently.   Seattle has  a real winning problem in May.   They are 5-18 this month.  They are on a 1-9 streak. (Lose 6-2............shit-ass performance by Texas offense.   Lynn really wasn't bad.   Rangers can't hit Milone)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Pineda) +104 over Milwaukee Brewers(Gonzalez)-----Twins are at home and.........they're an underdog.  This team is like,  20 games above .500.(Lose 5-4..........4-0 lead wasn't good enough to hold for fucking Twins.   And it was..............Taylor Rogers, (Denver, Colorado) who allowed the GWHR to Orlando Arcia)

SAN DIEGO PADRES(Strahm) +121 over New York Yankees (Green)----no indication that Green will have a good game.(Lose 5-2............goddamn this shit.   Green pitches only the 1st inning!  Then is replaced by David Hale.   Well,  this is fucked up.  Padres let me down.)

San Diego Padres(Erlin) vs Toronto Blue Jays(Stroman) UNDER 8.5(-115)-----Toronto's batting average is .215;  that's the worst in baseball.  1st start this year for Erlin.(Lose 10-1..........Erlin throws 41 pitches and comes out;  he went 2 3 1 1 2.  Stroman went 5 5 1 1 2.   Adam Warren loses this by allowing an HR to Smoake in the 8th.   ?   This was really fucking needless.)

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Cashner) +153 over Colorado Rockies(Freeland)-----Apparently this opened at -180,  a price that Freeland isn't worth against anyone.  Orioles are 15-36,  a record so bad that its remarkable that Cashner is 4-2 for this sorry team.   So,  the price has come down;  I'll still play it.(Win 9-6...........Jonathan Villar and Renato Nunez 3-5 HR...........Pedro Severino 4-5.........Josh Lucas 3 innings, Save)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Gibson) -223 over Chicago White Sox(Win 8-1)
MINNESOTA TWINS(Gibson) -1.5(-120) over Chicago White Sox(Banuelos)-----Gibson has his walks under control this year.(Win 8-1...........Ehire Adrianza 3-4 HR..........CJ Cron 2-3, 4 RBI.........Gibson 9 K's)

SAN DIEGO PADRES(Lucchesi) -121 over Toronto Blue Jays(Thornton)-----Padres have got Hosmer.(Win 6-3...............Hunter Renfroe and Austin Hedges HR..........Lucchesi 11 K's)

OAKLAND A's(Mengden) -1.5(+115) over Seattle Mariners(Leblanc)----------Leblanc has been weak.   Seattle is on a 1-6 streak.  Oakland looks stronger.(Win 6-2...........Stephen Piscotty 3-4 HR,  Matt Olson,  who early in the game K'd on an 87 mph fastball,  had a HR later.   Mark Cahna K'd on an 86 mph fastball)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Giolito) +170 over Houston Astros(Martin)-----Giolito's been pretty good recently.   CWS won yesterday----they are 4 games under .500.(Win 4-0............Wo!  CG SHO 4-hitter by Giolito............Eloy Jimenez HR............Yolmer Sanchez 3-4)

ST LOUIS BLUES +135 to win series over Boston Bruins------Ah,  looks like St Louis was 12th best in the NHL in terms of games won.   Now they're in the Finals.   They have 2 Russians,  both Sagittarians,  2 Roberts.............and Fabbri is still on the roster.   I'm in.

NEW YORK METS(Degrom) -104 over Washington Nationals(Scherzer)(Win 6-1)
NEW YORK METS(Degrom) -1.5 (+210) over Washington Nationals(Scherzer)-----I'm not intimidated by Scherzer/Strasburg anymore and I don't think linemakers are either.   Nationals are far below .500.   Met's are just 3 games below .500.   Results with both these pitchers and their offenses may leave something to be desired,  but Nationals just haven't won this year.   Scherzer is still,  basically,  himself.  But he's 2-5 this year.   Blue Jays came alive behind Marcus StROMAN yesterday and they beat the Red Sox at +130.   That's rare.   So I'll go with DegROM.(Win 6-1.............Rajai Davis,  starting his day in Allentown, PA,  Ubered to the ballpark and hit an HR.  Juan Lagares had the GWRBIs)

Chicago Cubs(Hamels) vs Philadelphia Phillies(Irvin) UNDER 10.5(-115)---------Irvin looks good and Hamels has been excellent.   Cubs have gone under 10.5 in their last 8 home games. (Lose 8-4.........Hamels allowed 9 hits;  he'd never allowed more than 7.  So this was his worst start.  Irvin got totally rocked)

OAKLAND A's(Bassitt) +116 over Cleveland Indians(Bauer)-----A's have the Team Revenge vs Bauer,  who shut them down recently.   Batters hitting .179 off Bassitt.  A's offense has been better than Indians.(Win 5-3.............Mark Cahna 2-4 HR,  Bassitt had 6 walks in 3 innings,  totally collapsing.........Liam Hendriks got the W)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Teheran) -119 over San Francisco(Anderson)(Lose 4-3..........Luke Jackson with the L in 2/3 on an inning; Luke Bard too the L for Angels on this same day)

MIAMI MARLINS(Smith) -104 over Detroit Tigers(Turnbull)---------Miami's offense cannot be as bad as it has been.  They are scoring less than 3 runs per game.   With Smith,  we'll give them a chance to win.(Win 5-4............Chad Wallach 2-5, GWRBI)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Soroka) -130 over San Francisco Giants(Suarez)--------Suarez hasn't pitched this year but he can't be as good as Soroka,  whose ERA is less than 1.00.   SF is 20-25.......I guess that's not as bad as I thought.(Win 4-1............Ronald Acuna 3-4 2 HR...........Soroka was 8 2 1 0 7,   Austin Riley HR)

OAKLAND A's(Anderson) +166 over Cleveland Indians(Carrasco)----Carrasco is coming off 2 good starts...........I'll go with A's as they're on a 3 game winning streak.  They've gotta hit Carrasco,  though.(Win 6-4............Olson and Chapman had HRs.............Jurickson Profar went 2-5 HR.   Anderson,  Zero walks,  which was good)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Burr) +232 over Houston Astros(Peacock)(Lose 3-0)

LA DODGERS(Ryu) -1.5(-115) over Cincinnati Reds(Roark)-----Ryu's given 1 ER in his last 25 innings----plus,  I don't really like the Reds' offense.(Win 8-3............Alex Verdugo 2-4..........Russell Martin HR.  Ryu 7 innings 0ER)

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Means) +132 over Cleveland Indians(Plutko)----Means has been very good and Orioles offense has done better than Indians.   Cleveland has won 8 more games, so,  yes,  there's a big difference in records..........but that should correct.(Lose 4-1..........Orioles got 1 hit........ONE HIT FOR ME............)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Senzatela) +161 over Philadelphia Phillies(Nola)------Nola has thrown a .287 average and has walked 20 in 46 innings.   That's not very good.   Regardless of his record,  that's just not very good.   Senzatela does have the Pitcher Revenge.(Lose 2-1.......David Dahl 3 Ks...........Daniel Murphy 0-3 and 2 Ks...........Blackmon 2 Ks............absolutely sick performance by Rockies)

TEXAS RANGERS(Jurado) +107 over Stl Cardinals(Hudson)-----Hudson's stats are not good.   Texas's offense has played 3 fewer games than Stl and still outscored them.(Lose 8-2.....6 hits,  6 pathetic hits by Rangers............Odor and Guzman made Errors.  What a disgrace!)

CHICAGO CUBS(Lester) +126 over Washington Nationals(Strasburg)--------I'm sick of the Nationals........it doesn't matter how good their SP's are,  they don't win.   They are a losing team.(Lose 5-2............Lester allows 5 EARNED RUNS...........he'd never allowed even THREE ERs before this.   Cubs fucking suck)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Gray) over Philadelphia Phillies parlayed with OAKLAND A's(Montas) over Detroit Tigers(Norris) +220(Lose 5-4............Gray got rocked)

Chicago White Sox(Nova) -116 over Toronto Blue Jays(Sanchez)-----Sanchez has walked 27 in 48 innings.  That's not good. (Lose 10-2.............Blue Jays got 15 Hits...........Nova got totally rocked and he walked 4.   Why was he left in there for the full 3 innings????)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Scherzer) -150 over Chicago Cubs(Hamels)-----Hamels has been pretty good,  but it looks like Trea Turner will be back in the lineup.(Lose 14-6..........Damn the Nationals.   Their bullpen gave up 11 ERs in 3 innings.   But would it have mattered?)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Covey) +119 over Toronto Blue Jays(Stroman)-----Normally,  one wouldn't play Covey.   But CWS offense has clearly been superior to Blue Jays'.   Both pitchers have the Pitcher Revenge against these teams.   And I realize favorites went 13-1 yesterday.   We'll forget the pitching matchup and focus on the fact that CWS is at home with a better offense.(Win 4-2.........Ryan Cordell 2-4..........Nicky Delmonico 2-4)

Oakland A's(Bassitt) vs Detroit Tigers(Turnbull) UNDER 8.5(-117)----Both pitchers have been pretty good;  both offenses have sucked.(Lose 17-3.............Tigers can't fucking pitch.  Tigers CAN NOT fucking pitch........Error by Niko Goodrum.  Tigers..........a joke)

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Cashner) +203 over New York Yankees(Happ)(PPD)
BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Cashner) +1.5(+100) over New York Yankees(Happ)-----Cashner has the Pitcher Revenge vs Yankees,  who rocked him.   Both pitchers are similar:  sometimes good sometimes not.   Yankees offense is better.(PPD)

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES(Eickhoff) +101 over Milwaukee Brewers(Woodruff)-----Both teams have won 24 games;  Woodruff is coming off three 5 innings 1 run games but before that he wasn't good.  Eickhoff has been good.  And with these offenses equal,  with Phillies at home,   I'm surprised by this line.(Lose 6-1..............Clearly Eickhoff's worst start.   I don't understand this shit.  FUCK you too.)

MIAMI MARLINS(Smith) +128 over Tampa Bay Rays(Morton)-----Smith got good; its totally in the line tho.(Lose 4-0.............FAt piece of marlin-shit...........Can't hit Morton, eh?   fucking shit maggot)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Weaver) -144 over Pittsburgh Pirates(Musgrove)-----Musgrove has fallen off.   Weaver's been getting better. (Lose 6-2.............Ah yes,  Musgrove throws a 7 inning 1-hitter against me after allowing 13 ERs in his last 5.2 innings.   FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE)

DETROIT TIGERS(Turnbull) +142 over Minnesota Twins(Pineda)------Pineda has been a liability this year.(Win 5-3..............Ronny Rodriguez 2 HR............John Hicks GWHR............Brandon Dixon 2-4 HR)

DENVER NUGGETS +3.5 over Portland Trailblazers(Lose 119-108..........faggot.  Denver wins the 1st quarter by 8,  then loses each additional quarter by an average of 6.3 points.   What a fall off.   You were supposed to CLOSE.  Terrible)

DENVER NUGGETS -5 over Portland Trail Blazers(Win 124-98..........Good)

TEXAS RANGERS(Sampson) +122 over Pittsburgh Pirates(Brault)-----------Pirates are favored with Brault???   I cannot believe this.   Brault is a weak lhp----he's always been wild,  he's always sucked.  The Rangers' offense has towered over the Pirates'.   Is Sampson bad?   Just doesn't make sense.(Lose 5-4..........Logan Forsyth 4 LOB,  Rougned Odor 3 LOB.........Kiner-Falefa 3 LOB..........well,  Sampson got rocked;   Brault allowed 2 hits in 4 innings.   Texas really disappointed.)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Strasburg) +105 over Milwaukee Brewers(Houser)(Lose 6-0)
WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Strasburg) -1.5(+160) over Milwaukee Brewers(Houser)----No difference between how these offenses have done this year,  Brewers are at home..........but this is a massive starting pitcher advantage for Nationals.   This guy Houser?  Come on,  you know?   This guy is........well,  whatever.   I know the Nationals just lost for me yesterday but...........this is too good a chance to miss.(Lose 6-0...........Nationals really suck.   Houser only went 2 innings but to get SHUTOUT????)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Clarke) +158 over Tampa Bay Rays(Stanek)------I'll bet Clarke can't be as bad and horrible as Merrill Kelly.   Stanek is a 1-inning starter.  AZ's offense has been fairly good----not yesterday of course.(Lose 6-3.........Arizona doesn't win for me.  ???)

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Kelly) +190 over Tampa Bay Rays(Snell)(Lose 12-1)
ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Kelly) +1.5(-110) over Tampa Bay Rays(Snell)------Kelly has been reliable;  Snell coming off 2 losses.   Arizona's offense has been significantly better and is on a 4-game win streak.(Lose 12-1..........I gave this team 2 chances and they failed both times.  Now they're really endangering the State.   By far Merrill Kelly's worst start of all time.   He allowed 7ER.   He has allowed 4 ER once before this.   What the fuck is going on?)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Scherzer) -106 over Milwaukee Brewers(Chacin)-----Brewers offense is slightly better,  or has been slightly better.  Chacin has been ok, for 5 or 6 innings.   Scherzer is still pretty good,  but he's 1-4 and it seems time for the Nationals to win a game for him.(Lose 5-3.  Fuck the Nationals)

DENVER NUGGETS +2.5 over Portland Trail Blazers(Win 116-112)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Leake) +182 over Cleveland Indians(Carrasco)(Lose 5-4)
SEATTLE MARINERS(Leake) +1.5(-119) over Cleveland Indians(Carrasco)----Mariners on an 0-5 run,  yet they've still scored more runs(190) than any team in baseball----they need to break this slump.(Win 5-4............This is where it all started to go wrong:  Bottom of the 8th,  Roenis Elias had done everything right for the Mariners: 3 K's,  1 hit and no walks in 1.2 innings.   He had just struck out Jose Ramirez.   But he gets taken out of the game when Carlos Santana comes up.   (Connor Sadzeck comes in to give up the 2-run HR and lose the game).   First base is open,  the runner is on second.   If you're afraid of Santana,  who is hitting over .300,  you can walk him,  which would bring up the Lhb Carlos Gonzalez,  who is hitting .211 this year.   You only have 4 more outs to get and you've won the game.   Sick mistake by Scott Servais.   If a relief pitcher is doing good,  LEAVE HIM IN)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Corbin) +100 over Philadelphia Phillies(Arrieta)------Corbin is not too bad.(Win 10-8)

DETROIT TIGERS(Boyd) -148 over Kansas City Royals(Lopez)(Win 4-3)
DETROIT TIGERS(Boyd) -1.5(+125) over Kansas City Royals(Lopez)-----Boyd has been better than Lopez----Boyd has been good.  Tigers faced Lopez once and didn't do much against him,  though they won the game.   With Nicky Delmonico's magnificent GWHR last night for CWS,  Tigers have Niko Goodrum and Nichloas Castellanos who could do well.(Lose 4-3)

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Musgrove) over Oakland A's(Anderson) parlayed with ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Ray) over Colorado Rockies(Anderson) parlayed with DETROIT TIGERS(Boyd) over Kansas City Royals(Lopez) +480------Anderson is struggling for Rockies,  getting rocked every time,  and Arizona offense has been good.   Pirates offense has sucked,  but Musgrove has done really well.......they're at home.(Lose 14-1..............Musgrove get rocked,  perhaps for the 1st time this season........Yeah,  1st time he got rocked and he got rocked in his start after this one)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Lopez) +159 over Boston Red Sox(Sale)------Both these pitchers have been improving their stats(Sale still has no wins).   But the White Sox offense is #5 in baseball ranked by batting average.   That's too good for these kind of prices.(Lose 6-1..........Oh,  guess Sale's good now.  Lopez got rocked,  giving up all 6 runs)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Giolito) +175 over Boston Red Sox(Price)(Win 6-4)
CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Giolito) +1.5(+110) over Boston Red Sox(Price)------CWS at home with a huge price with an offense that has been as good or better than Boston.   Price has to be very good to justify this price and Giolito very poor.(Win 6-4............What a great game,  with Nicky Delmonico getting the GWHR with 1 out in the 9th,  giving the Win to.............Carson Fulmer,  who had walked 2 but was the pitcher of record)

LA ANGELS(Bard) -108 over Toronto Blue Jays(Stroman)-------Marco Gonzalez was rocked today by Cubs;  This is Marcus Stroman..........(Win 6-3...........Bard did start and went 1 inning.   So this bet counts;  When I saw Pena in there I was like........that would suck if he started)

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Cashner) +137 over Chicago White Sox(Nova)------I suppose this line is right,  with Orioles being 10-20.  Nova has gotten rocked 3 times and done good twice.   Cashner has been much more consistently good.   Yes,  the CWS have the revenge here,  but Nova has not been good enough to be this favored.(Lose 7-6...........lost it in the 9th.........Alonso)

CLEVELAND INDIANS(Kluber) -135 over Miami Marlins(Smith)(Lose 4-2...........Yeah get Kluber out of there)