Sunday, June 25, 2017

LA DODGERS(McCarthy) -151 over Colorado Rockies(Anderson)------McCarthy looks to be in the midst of his best year ever........Rockies on an 0-4 run during which they've lost.......by a lot.

ATLANTA BRAVES(Teheran) -127 over Milwaukee Brewers(Davies)------Teheran looks more consistent than Davies.


Thursday, June 22, 2017

ATLANTA(Garcia) over San Francisco(Cain) parlayed with SEATTLE(Moore) over Detroit(Norris) +188-----Tigers.........on an 0-5 run.   Moore is apparently a top prospect.......hasn't pitched before.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

NEW YORK METS(Pill) +199 over La Dodgers(Hill)------America's murderous genocide in Iraq, Afghanistan and Somalia is not being accurately represented;  with the spiritual damage the US military and its leaders have perpetrated and inflicted on the world,   this is not a shining city on a hill.   It is a catatonic,  common-mind staring vacantly fentanyl-Oxy PILL!   It is a pill.   America's a FUCKING Pill now.   Ohhhhh,  and I am predicting a dramatic change in the fortunes of the LA Dodgers.  Yes I am.  This is reality.........Hill has averaged less than 5 innings per start.

TEXAS RANGERS(Ross) -112 over Toronto Blue Jays(Biagini)
TEXAS RANGERS(Ross) -1.5(+170) over Toronto Blue Jays(Biagini)-------Well,  Ross has pitched more this year than he did last year..........But god the Blue Jays fucking sucked vs Martinez yesterday.   I don't even like their offense.........and I think they need to get their asses kicked.

ATLANTA BRAVES(Newcomb) +116 over San Francisco Giants(Samardzija)----I doubt the Giants,  as well as both these teams together,  would wanna FUCK ME 2 days in row.   Giants are 5-9 in games Samardzija has started so..........and he's favored:  that's a good price for the home team.

HOUSTON ASTROS(Fiers) -113 over Oakland A's(Manaea)----Look:  FUCK the A's.  They just lost for me twice with Gray,  who SUCKS,  we know that now,  he was just good 2 years ago so people assume he's still good;  he's not.  But look at this line:  Astros have won 17 more games than the A's and they've outscored the A's by 88 runs.  How are the Astros not favored by much more?  I think Manaea's gotten lucky----he's really a wildman,  you know.


Tuesday, June 20, 2017

ATLANTA BRAVES(Teheran) -109 over San Francisco Giants(Moore)(Lose 6-3)
ATLANTA BRAVES(Teheran) -1.5(+170) over San Francisco Giants(Moore)----Braves aren't thought of as a good team----they're 5 games below .500---but their offense is in shape;  even without Freeman,  Matt Adams is hitting .300.(Lose 6-3..........god DAMN this........Giants don't score till the 8th inning..........and then its a 3-R HR by Austin Slater.   Camargo was 3-4 for ATL)

TORONTO BLUE JAYS(Liriano) -123 over Texas Rangers(Martinez)------Liriano's been wild........but Texas is weaker vs lhps.(Lose 6-1.........fuck these pussies.   Yeah c'mon with it Canada.....lose for me with this weak-ass shit.........
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/21/us/flint-airport-stabbing/index.html
( Wed June 21, 2017
Police dogs search cars in a parking lot at Bishop International Airport, Wednesday morning, June 21, 2017, in Flint, Mich. Officials evacuated the airport Wednesday, where a witness said he saw an officer bleeding from his neck and a knife nearby on the ground. Authorities say the injured officer's condition is improving. (Jake May/The Flint Journal-MLive.com via AP

The suspect, Amor Ftouhi, a 50-year-old native of Canada, has been charged with violence at an international airport, FBI Special Agent David Gelios said. Ftouhi is accused of stabbing Lt. Jeff Neville.)
..............then get ch'your fucking stab on.   Pshhh.  Can you believe there's an "International Airport" in Flint????   Where's fucking Michael Moore to sign-on to Trump's travel ban?----this airport is VULNERABLE.   Who will say,  Stop........Canadian terrorists from coming in?)

OAKLAND A's(Gray) -115 over Houston Astros(Martes)----Considering the vast superiority of the Astros' offense and record,  compared to Oakland,  it seems strange that the A's are favored.   Martes has,  like,  2 MLB appearances........but last time he got huge run support.  I'll go with the bookmakers on this bad line.(Lose 8-4..........He sucks,  Gray SU C K  S.    I don't know how he did good 2 years ago;  he's a 5'10 RHP.............downward plane?   Change-up?  I don't know.........but he's a heap of junk now.  JUNK.)

Monday, June 19, 2017

CINCINNATI REDS(Feldman) +134 over Tampa Bay Rays(Odorizzi)-----Yes,  I'd say Odorizzi has been slipping a bit in his recent starts.   Feldman seems kind of hit-or-miss----he HAS pitched a CG this year.  Rays crushed yesterday,  their offense is not bad now,  tho statistically about even with Reds',  and.......on the theory that a team often loses the day after they blow someone out..........I'll take Reds.(Win 7-3..........Joey Votto 3-5 GWRBI.......Scooter Gennett 2-4 HR.....Scott Schebler 2-3 HR...........Michael Lorenzen got the W)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Roark) -103 over Miami Marlins(Nicolino)-------Roark could be due for a win here.........Marlins offense has climbed up there,  but Nats offense is still very strong.   Nicolino wasn't really that good last year and.........he hasn't done anything this year.(Lose 8-7...........Washington blows a 6-0 lead when Roark..........gets rocked and can't finish the 3rd inning........Enny Romero takes the Loss in the 9th)

Saturday, June 17, 2017

TOMMY FLEETWOOD +1200 to win U.S. Open----------I was gonna take Fowler,  but this guy is tied for the lead and he's 12 to 1.(Lose 72 to 67 in R4.   Fleetwood shot the exact same scores as Brooks Kafka in the first 3 rounds.............then loses by 5 strokes on Sunday)

Friday, June 16, 2017

ROCKIES(Senzatela) over Giants(Samardzija) parlayed with DIAMONDBACKS(Corbin) over Phillies(Nola) +300------Samardzija's been getting better,  but I'll take the better offenses(Win 10-8 and 5-4..........DJ LeMahieu 4-4.........Ian Desmond HR..........Gregor Blanco 2-5 HR.........David Peralta 3-5)

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

ATLANTA BRAVES(Teheran) +158 over Washington Nationals(Roark)--------Nats rocked Teheran on April 19;  HE has the Pitcher Revenge...........Roark's a fucking egotist......its pretty simple:
   Blow 'em out.(Win 13-2.......Kurt Suzuki 2-5 HR.....Ender Inciarte 3-6.......Brandon Phillips 4-6.......Nick Markakis 3-4.  Roark got rocked but Trevor Gott also allowed 5 ER for Washington)

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

COLORADO ROCKIES(Chatwood) +103 over Pittsburgh Pirates(Cole)------These pitchers are moving in opposite directions;  Chatwood is walking 1 every 2,  but he's become progressively harder to hit.........and then there was the game-winning HR by Tyler Flowers last night.(Lose 5-2........Disgracefully,  the highly successful Rockies' offense didn't hit Cole,  who's rockable.  But Chatwood did good,  it was Ottavino and Lyles who allowed the 5ER)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Bergman) -110 over Minnesota Twins(Gibson)----Mariners are still a sub.500 team but their offense seems to be getting better.   Gibson's stats are so bad,  I don't know why anyone would want to bet on him.(Lose 20-7.......Eddie Rosario and Eduardo Escobar a combined 9 for 11,  3HR,  7 RBI............WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!
oh.  Yeah.  I AM having a problem on the ballfield----I'm fucking 2-6........
http://heavy.com/news/2017/06/james-hodgkinson-alexandria-gop-baseball-shooter-shooting-gunman-identified-illinois/
(An anti-Trump, Republican-hating Bernie Sanders supporter with a history of domestic violence has been identified as the gunman who opened fire on Republican members of Congress Wednesday morning at a baseball field in Alexandria, Virginia....

James T. Hodgkinson, 66, was from Belleville, Illinois, Capitol Police said in a statement. A motive for the shooting is not yet known, but Hodgkinson’s Facebook page shows someone who had a high interest in politics, who supported Bernie Sanders during the presidential election and expressed anger with President Donald Trump and Republican Congressmen. Hodgkinson, who went by his middle name, Tom, had recently moved to Virginia...)
    yea let's fucking roll-out the ball-field political terror----Christian Bergman threw 9ER in 2 fucking innings for me!   How interesting that this guy was there......
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/michigan/rep-jack-bergman-describes-shooting-at-baseball-practice-i-just-basically-went-into-a-low-crawl
 (Michigan Rep. Jack Bergman was among members of Congress who were participating a charity baseball team practice Wednesday morning when a gunman opened fire upon them. 

Bergman, who represents northern Michigan's 1st congressional district, said he was about to take the batter's box when he heard the first shot.)...........)

NEW YORK METS(Wheeler) +118 over Chicago Cubs(Lester)-------I think last year was anomalous---for Lester as well as all the Cubs,  whose batting average is higher than the Padres',  but no one else.  Mets have won fewer games this year than the Cubs have.  But just a few.(Lose 14-3...........Did I just lose 14-3.  yea FUCK you.)

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Holland) +113 over Baltimore Orioles(Asher)-----There may be nothing currently wrong with the Orioles,  over their 0-5 run,  other than that they just played a series against the Yankees........and were mercilessly brutalized.   But who knows if Asher is any good?  Holland,  before his last 2 starts,  WAS doing really good and.........it may indicate he's headed for a good year.  So I'll try this one at home.(Win 6-1)

Sunday, June 11, 2017

COLORADO ROCKIES(Senzatela) +190 over Chicago Cubs(Arrieta)-----??  Cubs are 6-6 in Arrieta's starts this year and its safe to say he's not what he was last year. (Arrieta was rocked by Col on May 9th).   Senzatela continues to get disrespected by lines and he is now the 6th most profitable pitcher to bet on this season(Rockies are the #1 most profitable team to bet on this season)....Oh,  Arenado's OUT.(Lose 7-5..........Senzatela give up 4 in the 1st inning.  But then its tied so Jordan Lyles can come in and lose the game)

TEXAS RANGERS(Bibens-Dirkx) +247 over Washington Nationals(Scherzer)------Nationals were weak yesterday vs Perez.........and if they're gonna suck it up at the end,  pshhh.  They've only scored 41 more runs than the Rangers have........if they can lose vs Perez they can lose with Scherzer.(Win 5-1..........Choo 2-3 HR........Rangers get only 4 total hits)

ATLANTA BRAVES(Garcia) -144 over New York Mets(Lugo)----Garcia's done pretty well.......Lugo hasn't pitched yet this year.   Braves lost both games of DH yesterday.   Braves hit for a much better average but Met's have scored 25 more runs.   Mets look like they're weaker vs lhps so we'll try Garcia.(Lose 2-1.........Phillips,  Matt Adams and Johan Camargo go a combined 0-12)

OAKLAND A's(Hahn) +184 over Tampa Bay Rays(Archer)-----Archer's not much better than Hahn---he doesn't intimidate me.  I think we can take him.(Lose 5-4..........BS for Hendriks when he gives up the 3-2 HR to Colby Rasmus.  3rd baseman Healy throw the ball into the fucking ground.  9th inning for A's:  Bases loaded 1 out.......Jed Lowrie pops OUT.........Davis Strikes OUT.   Game over.  A's suck.)

Saturday, June 10, 2017

CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Holmberg) +190 over Cleveland Indians(Tomlin)----Tomlin is getting hit but he amazingly has walked only 4 batters in 60-some innings.  CWS on a 1-8 run and is 1-6 in June.  Holmberg has only had 2 starts this year but he's an lhp and the Indians have been weaker vs lhps.  Indians are 2 games over .500 and...........well,  their offense is not statistically better than the CWS this year.   They did rock Tomlin in April,  give him the Revenge but..............this is a good price.(Win 5-3..........Yolmer Sanchez 2-4.........Jose Abreu 3-5........Avisail Garcia 2-3)

LA ANGELS(Nolasco) +159 over Houston Astros(Fiers)------Houston is 43-19,  24 games over .500,  Angels are a .500 team.  Should I be getting a better price?  Especially since Trout is OUT......Angels have lost the LAST 7 games in which Nolasco has started.  Wow.   Astros have the best offense in baseball now.   But.......Angels on a 3-1 run with 20 runs scored in their last 2 games.(Lose 3-1...........2 Total hits from these Little Leaguers)

WASHINGTON NATIONALS(Gonzalez) -1.5(-105) over Texas Rangers(Perez)-----Rangers have hit .228 vs lhps........and Perez is........not very good.  Gio walks 1 every 2 but is kind of hard to hit.(Lose 6-3............Oklahoma's Koda Glover comes in in the 9th to give up the 3H,  BB and 2ER to tie it.  Then lose in extra innings)

COLORADO ROCKIES(Hoffman) +105 over Chicago Cubs(Butler)------Butler has had 3 good games......but he's walked 14 in 24 innings and doesn't pitch many innings per start.   Rockies have just done much better than Cubs this year.   Cubs have hit .233; that's the 2nd worst average of all teams.   Are the Rockies suddenly a bad offense on the road?  I don't think so.  Hoffman has had 3 out of 3 excellent starts---albeit against 2 weak teams.(Win 9-1...........Mark Reynolds 4-5 HR.........Charlie Blackmon 2-4 HR...........DJ LeMahieu 2-5)

SAN DIEGO PADRES(Diaz) +110 over Kansas City Royals(Kennedy)-----Kennedy rocked in his last 4 starts.....both offenses are jokes but.........Miguel Diaz has a good chance to win here at home.(Lose 12-6...........Diaz goes only 2 inn,  giving up nothing except walks.  Brad Hand and Jose Valdez give up the 8ER..............Lorenzo Cain 2HR for Royals)

Monday, June 05, 2017

MILWAUKEE BREWERS(Guerra) +114 over San Francisco Giants(Samardzija)-----MAY be ......Silicon Valley Giants are in league with the terrorists.....but at least you know theres something problematic with Samadzija at 1-7.(Lose 7-2.........Brewers only got 6 hits.......Guerra only allowed 1 ER.........Samardzija got 10Ks)

Sunday, June 04, 2017

OAKLAND ATHLETICS(Gray) -104 over Washington Nationals(Roark)-----Inexplicably,  Santana got rocked last night and it cost me.  So now I'm going counterintuitive against the best offense......attacking Washinton with Gray.....even tho i know they'll have Harper,as they didnt yesterday when the A's rocked Ross.(Lose 11-10........Ha!  Gray actually allowed 1 fewer ER than Roark did!   So based on SPs..........I win!   15 runs scored in final 2 innings of this game.  Ha!)

Saturday, June 03, 2017

BALTIMORE ORIOLES(Bundy) +114 over Boston Red Sox(Price)-----Price has 1 5inning start this year in which he allowed 3ER.   Red Sox offense has scored about 20 more runs this season than Baltimore has.   Orioles hit about 8 points higher vs LHPs.  Bundy has walked only 1 every 3.5 innings this year and has averaged more than 6 innings per start.(Lose 5-2.........Orioles dominated by Price)

SEATTLE MARINERS(Gaviglio) -110 over Tampa Bay Rays(Cobb)-----Seattle's offense has been coming up,  they're on a 5-1 run at home here.   Cobb is a pretty solid,  reliable pitcher(he's 4-4).  But let's look at Gaviglio:  He allowed 12 hits and 4 BB in his last 11 innings,  average-looking you might say,  but those innings were AT Washington and AT Colorado----both top offenses.  This will be only the 2nd home start for Gaviglio........so we'll see what he can do here.(Win 9-2...........Mike Zunino 7 RBI, 3-4, HR........Nelson Cruz 3-4, HR..........Danny Valencia 4-4.........Ben Gamel 3-4)

MINNESOTA TWINS(Santana) -112 over La Angels(Shoemaker)------Dude!  Santana......over 77 innings has allowed a .140 average.   He's hot.  Twins are 5 games over .500 and in 1st place in their division(were they supposed to be good?).   With Edinson Volquez' no-hitter just happening,  and with Eddie Rosario on the Twins.........I think you really just have to bet Twins today.(Lose 7-2..........Santana gets rocked here and he NEVER gets rocked like this this year.   Only when I bet him.   Fixed.)

NEW YORK METS(Gsellman) -1.5(+150) over Pittsburgh Pirates(Glasnow)----Glasnow's stats are just so bad;  he walks people and gets hit.  He's 6'8..........but he just doesn't do good.  Even tho the Mets lost yesterday,  they DID rock Cole,  who's generally considered a good pitcher.  Gsellman has walked 1 every 3 and has a .295 against---not good(but clearly better than Glasnow),  but Gsellman was Ok last year;  he has SOME experience of being a good pitcher.   Glasnow............could always get rocked.(Win 4-2.........Neil Walker 2-3 HR)

Friday, June 02, 2017

PITTSBURGH PIRATES(Cole) -101 over New York Mets(Harvey)------Both sub-.500 teams.  Harvey started out bad....got better his last 2.........but he's still walked a lot of hitters.  Cole hasn't.  Cole got rocked by the Mets last start,  but he rarely walks people.    So its Pittsburgh.........not Park Avenue.(Win 12-7..........Elias Diaz 6RBI,  HR for Pirates..............Josh Harrison 3-4, HR.........Josh Bell 2-4, HR...........and Lucas Duda had 2 HR for Mets)

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

COLORADO ROCKIES(Senzatela) +170 over Seattle Mariners(Paxton)---Seattle scored 10 yesterday........in Colorado.  This game is in Seattle.   Ummm,  Rockies have won 9 more games than Mariners have;  Rockies offense is the 9th best at scoring on road(overall,  Rockies' offense is way better than Seattle).   ? on Nelson Cruz,  but not on any Rockies players..........I guess they think Paxton is good.   But Senzatela is not bad.  (Lose 5-0..........4ER off Senzatela in 5 innings--he did not do well.   Rockies offense disgraces itself,  getting 4 total hits off Paxton and 3 and 2/3 bullpen innings by Mariners)

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Kennedy) -112 over Detroit Tigers(Boyd)---------give this sorry team another chance.........over his last 4 starts,  Boyd has been about as hittable as a pitcher can be.   And KC's offense,  which is the worst in scoring and worst in walking of all teams,  can't hit well here,  at home,  against Boyd,  then they really are hopeless.   Kennedy has had some good games,  but his last 3 have been bad.   And although he's 0-4,  batters have hit only .190 off him(yes,  he has walked too many).   He's a Sagittarius too.  Although better than KC's,  the Tigers offense is no longer to be feared.(Lose 6-5.............Kennedy 3 4 5 3 4   SUCK .........Boyd was rocked as expected........Royals couldn't hit Tigers' bullpen)

Monday, May 29, 2017

KANSAS CITY ROYALS(Hammel) -105 over Detroit Tigers(Norris)-----Both pitchers have sucked so.......no advantage there.  Tiger Woods,  finally taken off the streets.   Could his reckless behavior be why the Tigers suck?  Well,  I don't know.   I just know the Tigers suck and............can get a home team here for -105.(Lose 10-7.............Hammel sucked for us here but.............after 9 consecutive games of going 1 inning and allowing 0 ER,   Joakim Soria allows 4 ER,  2BB and 3 Hits without getting a single out!   He's got a 3.18 ERA and he does that shit.  Mike Minor also gave up 2ER in 2/3 of an innings.   Totally sick.   Tigers were on a 2-7 run coming into this game.......and here they win.)
ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Delgado) -102 over Pittsburgh Pirates(Williams)----Diamondbacks travel from Milwaukee yesterday to Pittsburgh today.  Over his career,  Delgado has pitched a .250 BA against.  That's pretty effective.  This year he's walking only 1 every 5inn.(Lose 4-3.........Pshh;  what a shit-ass performance by Arizona's offense.   McCutchen got the GWHR.   Tony Watson gave up 2ER in the 9th but still got the W.  Archie Bradley took the L.   Totally unreal that Arizona didn't get even 1 walk off Williams in 6 innings.)

Sunday, May 28, 2017

BOSTON RED SOX(Porcello) -188 over Seattle Mariners(Bergman)(Lose 5-0)
BOSTON RED SOX(Porcello) -1.5(-110) over Seattle Mariners(Bergman)-----Two days ago,  Ricky Best was killed by knife by Jeremy Joseph Christian on the Portland MAX train.   Christian was said to be in the middle of some kind of "Crusader-type" racist rant against a hijab-wearing girl and a black girl.   And the lethal violence began after train passengers uh..........."accosted" Christian?  Well,  that's what the cops and media won't tell.   This is a very important game.  Christian seems to be the bad guy----because he's being charged with murder.   Rick Porcello has allowed 29 Hits and 11 ER in his last 18 2/3 inn.  That is NOT good.  But,  he's usually a pretty good pitcher because he doesn't walk people.   Boston is on a 6-0 run;  Seattle's on a 1-7 run.   Christian Bergman was assaulted for 10 ER in 4inn in his last start in Washington.  He's had 3 starts this year.  Red Sox are hitting .272 and are one of the best offenses.   Mariners are hitting .246.   Ricky Best was..........retired from the US Army.   If Christianity turns against the American people,  I can barely fathom the myriad opportunities for social and civilizational collapse within America.  In other words,  it'll be lights-out Helter Skelter if the Mariners are allowed to win this game.(Lose 5-0..........America's crimes have been observed and adjudicated:  The verdict is GUILTY ............they couldn't handle Christian's devotion to Free Speech----America is not what its cracked up to be----it failed this Test.   It's in a deep hole.  It's home religion has turned against it with a true vengeance.   KNOW YOUR HOLY QURAN!   But even that may not save America after this shit.  Bergman dominated,  Red Sox got 5 total hits and 2 walks)

SAN DIEGO PADRES(Chacin) +133 over Washington Nationals(Ross)------Joe Ross is coming off 4 starts in which the Nationals scored 62 runs total,  probably the best run support by any team for any single pitcher over 4 consecutive starts in baseball history.   But today,  Harper and Murphy are Out.  That's why this line isn't -225.   Padres offense still sucks,  but I'll play it.(Win 5-3.........Chacin got 2 hits..........Chase d'Arnaud was 2-4 and made a diving play at shortstop and got the out...........Allen Cordova 2-5...........Ryan Schimpf HR.........Franchy Cordero 2-5)

Minnesota Twins(Gibson) vs Tampa Bay Rays(Cobb) OVER 9.5(+100)-------Kyle Gibson, absolutely terrible............let's take this day game Over.(Win 8-6.........Longoria and Sousa had hits to tie this game in the 9th...........so it could go Over in extra innings..........Brandon Kintzler blew the save to put it Over...........Joe Mauer 4-5, HR and 3BBs for an incredible offensive day.)