HOUSTON ASTROS(McCullers) -1.5(-115) over Detroit Tigers(Zimmerman)----Tigers SUCK.  Tigers have the weakest,  most hapless,  pathetic offense I have EVER seen.  Its a fucking obscenity.  Why even play if you suck as bad as the Tigers do?(Win 6-2...........Jake Marisnick 3-4..........Juan Centeno 2-3, HR)