CHICAGO WHITE SOX(Rienzo) +190 over Detroit Tigers(Porcello)-----White Sox offense sucks.  Yes,  but No,  if you think the Tigers are winning this,  you're misinformed.   What happened to BCLI last night in the SF-Tampa game was UNCONSCIONABLE.  Absolutely the worst.   Jean Machi came in for the Giants walking 1 every 7 innings...........and he walked 3 in a row, then allowed the game-ending hit WITHOUT GETTING A SINGLE BATTER OUT.   Sure,  the Giants only had 1 run and you can't expect to win with that but........Machi is from El Tigre, VEN.   So FUCK the Tigers;  they are fucking LOSING today.   As weak as the Cws offense is,  they should be able to hit low balls and...........Porcello throws 'em heavy.   Take the Boy from Brazil.    Just remember,  if the White Sox can't hit Porcello,  they can't hit anybody and they shouldn't be in this league.   And if this game loses,  people will surely die.(Lose 3-2...........all right,  let's examine this TRAGEDY.  The White Sox,  in fact,  did hit.  They had 10 hits,  2 walks and 2 HR.   That produced exactly 2 runs.  Now,  on this same day,  the Brewers had 8 hits(fewer than the White Sox),  2 walks and ZERO HR.  And the Brewers scored EIGHT runs.   See how fucked up this is?   Obviously the White Sox have an LOB problem and the prime LOB offender in this game was Conor Gillaspie,  0-3, 4LOB, Wichita State.  Glad he wasn't in the lineup the next day.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/story/2013/08/08/nb-campbellton-snake-permits.html
(A number of exotic animals were discovered while the police were investigating the deaths of Noah Barthe, 4, and his brother Connor, 6, believed killed by an African rock python)
   Learn to hit with the bases loaded, Conor.)

Royals(Santana) vs Mets(Wheeler) UNDER 7(-110)------Even WITH Wright,   the Mets offense is nearly incompetent.  I've heard Wright is OUT today.   Wheeler walks 1 every 2 but he is, currently, a winner and I wanna play him.  Ike Davis .176?   See what I mean.(Lose 6-2.........Another risk of betting UNDERs on day-games.   Marlon Byrd lost 2 balls in the sun in the 5th inning.   If he'd have caught one of them,  this game would have gone under.   This is not "player-error";  this is what you get when you take money from the most criminally fraudulent bank in history and you put its name on your godforsaken stadium.   Wilpon,  Madoff,  Citibank.......FINANCIAL CRIME ALL THE WAY and this team will NEVER,  I mean, NEVER make post-season play until they change the name of that stadium.   Can't bet on a Mets game at home.....YOUR MONEY WILL GET STOLEN.)