TIGERS(Porcello) -1.5 over Phillies(Pettibone) parlayed with RAYS(Moore) over Yankees(Hughes) +198(Lose 6-5.......No, no,  this is FUCKED up.   Will Myers hits 2HR and Tampa can't win with Matt Moore walking ZERO batters????   I cannot fucking believe this shit.   Jake McGee takes the Loss.   How does Matt Moore SUCK so bad already?)

METS(Torres) +135 over Nationals(Jordan)(Lose 14-1..........No,   no fucking way.   This is Carlos DANGER Torres just 3 days after Carlos Quentin goes 2-3 with HR and Carlos Gomez goes 3-5 with HR.   I can't believe the Mets did this to me.......YEAH,  I'm gonna get 'em.   Torres came into this game with an ERA below 1 !!!!!!!   Fuck this bullshit fuck-up)

ASTROS(Cosart) +157 over Blue Jays(Redmond)(Lose 2-1.......'nother wasted good start by Cosart.  Trade him if he's too good for your FUCKING team.   Yeah,  Astros are the worst team in baseball for a reason:  They SUCK.)
ASTROS(Cosart) +147 1st 5inn over Blue Jays(Redmond)(Push 1-1)