REDS(Bailey) over Indians(House) parlayed with TORONTO(Happ) over Orioles(Gonzalez) +250----Javier Baez 2HR-welcome-to-the-league today for Cubs and............this will be the JB-JayBruce-and-Jose-Bautista parlay.(Lose 2-1)

CARDINALS(Wainwright) over Red Sox(Workman) parlayed with ARIZONA(Nuno) over Kansas City(Guthrie) +225-----Adam Rosales hit 2 HR yesterday for Texas so that's why we're taking Wainwright and........Nuno's been pretty good since he gott traded,  though he was bad with the Yankees and.......I don't know,  I just don't think the Royals are good today.(Lose 6-2........Nuno 5 ER in 4inn)

TWINS(Pino) +229 over A's(Lester)-------Oh, come on.   Hammel sucks so the A's have to buy LESTER now????!!!!   What was so bad about Milone and Chavez----A's are just buying too many pitchers they don't need.   What if they started losing and didn't even make the playoffs?   They weren't as bad as Sonny Gray yesterday, right?(Lose 3-0..........CG SHO 3-hitter by Lester.   Yeah, ok,  I'm gonna go play GTA V)

DODGERS(Ryu) -102 over Angels(Wilson)-----Well,  Chinaman Chen lost my money yesterday.   So let's bet Korean!   Wilson?  Psssshhhh,  look at him---can't get anyone out anymore.(Win 7-0.....2-hitter for 7inn by Ryu...........wow,  Wilson sure got Michael Brown out)

PIRATES(Volquez) -134 over Marlins(Flynn)-----Pirates don't like losing when I bet against them.  So let's see if they win FOR me.   As far as Flynn.......let's say he's the no-talent Zionist-Genocide-apologist LIAR,  Sean Hannity.   Fuck that Irish piece of Long Island garbage!   Fuck that Jew-loving maggot.(Win 7-2..........1-hitter by Volquez......Flynn rocked........good win.)