ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS(Anderson) -116 over San Diego Padres(Stauffer)(Win 12-6...........Chris Owings 4-4.........Goldschmidt 3-5 HR)
WHITE SOX(Noesi) +105 over Indians(House)------In 5 starts, Noesi has sucked. But this is it for him: If he can't win today, he will be out of MLB, studying to be a veterinarian or some shit. While there may be a couple guys on the Indians that could hurt me today, I'm really looking for some outperformance from Noesi. Regardless, CWS are at home and, although he's slipped to .236, Dunn IS hitting for average this year(by his standards).(Win 3-2........GWRBI Moises Sierra)
DETROIT TIGERS(Sanchez) +115 over Oakland A's(Kazmir)----------Tigers may have turned their worm, winning last night after consecutive beatdowns. I mean, the Tigers should be GOOD enough to turn around here in this situation..........they don't have trouble with lhps and..........they do have Anibal.(Lose 3-1........CG by Kazmir but Tigers still should have won. Joe Nathan blows my 4-team parlay)
PHILLIES(Hernandez) -126 over Rockies(Lyles)(Win 6-3)
PHILLIES(Hernandez) -1.5(+170) over Rockies(Lyles)------Lyles isn't bad.......but I just hate the fact that the Rockies, with such beautiful offensive stats, won't ever win for me when I bet on them. And so I want to destroy them. I want and need revenge and, coincidentally, the Phillies have the home revenge against Lyles. So I'll lay the run-line because I want to destroy something beautiful.(Win 6-3..........Game Tying RBI by Chase Utley in the 9th, GWHR by Ryan Howard, 2-4, 4RBI)
TAMPA BAY RAYS(Archer) -103 over Toronto Blue Jays(Hendriks)------I should bet Archer more. Tampa always seems to be at risk of scoring, like, 2 runs in a game that they lose 3-2. But they're on a 4-2 run so maybe they're not that bad. I think its the right thing to do today.(Lose 3-2......yup, they lose 3-2. Thought Rays might be a serious team this year. But no, they've been too weak offensively for way too long and they're not changing.)
REDS(Bailey) +185 over Dodgers(Kershaw)(Win 3-2)
Reds(Bailey) vs Dodgers(Kershaw) UNDER 6(-115)---------Well, Reds are sucking----and sucking vs lhps: Even Phillips is only .259 against them. However, as a team, the Reds SHOULD hit lhps better. So this game could be the "play or go home" crux where they can discover if they're gonna try to have a real season, or just fucking quit like they---pretty much----have been doing. Hoping for a 1-0 or 2-1 game in which the Reds would have a chance. Dodgers on a 6-2 run and, actually, this line is bad; it should be Dodgers -240 based on how bad the Reds have been.(Win 3-2...........Brandon Phillips HR........Brayan Pena 3-4)
WHITE SOX(Noesi) +105 over Indians(House)------In 5 starts, Noesi has sucked. But this is it for him: If he can't win today, he will be out of MLB, studying to be a veterinarian or some shit. While there may be a couple guys on the Indians that could hurt me today, I'm really looking for some outperformance from Noesi. Regardless, CWS are at home and, although he's slipped to .236, Dunn IS hitting for average this year(by his standards).(Win 3-2........GWRBI Moises Sierra)
DETROIT TIGERS(Sanchez) +115 over Oakland A's(Kazmir)----------Tigers may have turned their worm, winning last night after consecutive beatdowns. I mean, the Tigers should be GOOD enough to turn around here in this situation..........they don't have trouble with lhps and..........they do have Anibal.(Lose 3-1........CG by Kazmir but Tigers still should have won. Joe Nathan blows my 4-team parlay)
PHILLIES(Hernandez) -126 over Rockies(Lyles)(Win 6-3)
PHILLIES(Hernandez) -1.5(+170) over Rockies(Lyles)------Lyles isn't bad.......but I just hate the fact that the Rockies, with such beautiful offensive stats, won't ever win for me when I bet on them. And so I want to destroy them. I want and need revenge and, coincidentally, the Phillies have the home revenge against Lyles. So I'll lay the run-line because I want to destroy something beautiful.(Win 6-3..........Game Tying RBI by Chase Utley in the 9th, GWHR by Ryan Howard, 2-4, 4RBI)
TAMPA BAY RAYS(Archer) -103 over Toronto Blue Jays(Hendriks)------I should bet Archer more. Tampa always seems to be at risk of scoring, like, 2 runs in a game that they lose 3-2. But they're on a 4-2 run so maybe they're not that bad. I think its the right thing to do today.(Lose 3-2......yup, they lose 3-2. Thought Rays might be a serious team this year. But no, they've been too weak offensively for way too long and they're not changing.)
REDS(Bailey) +185 over Dodgers(Kershaw)(Win 3-2)
Reds(Bailey) vs Dodgers(Kershaw) UNDER 6(-115)---------Well, Reds are sucking----and sucking vs lhps: Even Phillips is only .259 against them. However, as a team, the Reds SHOULD hit lhps better. So this game could be the "play or go home" crux where they can discover if they're gonna try to have a real season, or just fucking quit like they---pretty much----have been doing. Hoping for a 1-0 or 2-1 game in which the Reds would have a chance. Dodgers on a 6-2 run and, actually, this line is bad; it should be Dodgers -240 based on how bad the Reds have been.(Win 3-2...........Brandon Phillips HR........Brayan Pena 3-4)
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