DETROIT TIGERS(Verlander) -101 over Texas Rangers(Darvish)-----GWRBI on Tuesday for Everth Cabrera.....and then he goes 4-5 yesterday for the Padres. Edwin Encarnacion's Blue Jays DOMINATE the Giants with 2 blowouts over the past 2 days after they blew out the Red Sox on May 12th......# SEVENTEEN Shin-Soo Choo 4-5, 2HR yesterday. With the 'Michaelian' Mariners BLOWING OUT the Yankees yesterday, that looks pretty good for the Tigers' best hitter(Hopefully the Rangers will keep Kirkman and Robbie Ross on the bench as usual).(Lose 10-4.....Verlander's worst start of All Time. Verlander hits Kinsler and then follows that with 2 walked-in runs. This is the single worst pitching performance I've ever lost money on and it can lead only to Global Thermonuclear War if Warner Brothers and the Jews do not pay their debts to me within 10 days(WB for my creation of "Harry Potter" and the Jews for the money I lent them). The city of Detroit must be razed, destroyed and Obama must be impeached.)
TAMPA BAY(Cobb) over Boston(Doubront) parlayed with PITTSBURGH(Liriano) over Milwaukee(Burgos) +190---Cobb is coming off his record-setting 13K's in less than 5inn and he's been better statistically than Doubront. Tampa does hit better, .286, vs lhps. Pirates do have the Team Revenge vs Burgos who, as a Rican, after the liberation of Ariel Castro's dungeon, might be beginning to 'break bad'. Liriano got good support in his 1st start and, tho the Pirates screwed us last bet and only got 4 hits in their win yesterday, we'll give them another chance.(Lose 4-3........This catastrophic atrocity is attributable to only one man: Fernando Rodney. Rodney was somehow allowed to walk the bases loaded, let Will Middlebrooks drive in all of those runs and then STILL have a chance to WALK HIS 4TH BATTER IN A SINGLE INNING. This is the single worst pitching performance I have ever lost money on and can lead only to the mass destruction of the US Government if Obama is not impeached immediately.)
SAN DIEGO PADRES(Volquez) +130 over Washington Nationals(Strasburg)----Volquez apparently got well on April 19th so..........although you'd think this line might be a little bigger, the Nationals are only slightly above .500 and smashed-face Harper might be out.(Lose 6-2........Volquez walks 4 and allows 5 earned runs)
TAMPA BAY(Cobb) over Boston(Doubront) parlayed with PITTSBURGH(Liriano) over Milwaukee(Burgos) +190---Cobb is coming off his record-setting 13K's in less than 5inn and he's been better statistically than Doubront. Tampa does hit better, .286, vs lhps. Pirates do have the Team Revenge vs Burgos who, as a Rican, after the liberation of Ariel Castro's dungeon, might be beginning to 'break bad'. Liriano got good support in his 1st start and, tho the Pirates screwed us last bet and only got 4 hits in their win yesterday, we'll give them another chance.(Lose 4-3........This catastrophic atrocity is attributable to only one man: Fernando Rodney. Rodney was somehow allowed to walk the bases loaded, let Will Middlebrooks drive in all of those runs and then STILL have a chance to WALK HIS 4TH BATTER IN A SINGLE INNING. This is the single worst pitching performance I have ever lost money on and can lead only to the mass destruction of the US Government if Obama is not impeached immediately.)
SAN DIEGO PADRES(Volquez) +130 over Washington Nationals(Strasburg)----Volquez apparently got well on April 19th so..........although you'd think this line might be a little bigger, the Nationals are only slightly above .500 and smashed-face Harper might be out.(Lose 6-2........Volquez walks 4 and allows 5 earned runs)
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